Broke Ass Mofos!

CHANGEinWAVES
CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
So answers are fatal (rachel, my cousin) and I were talking about how broke we are and decided in order to make ourselves feel better we'd create a club...the Broke Ass Mofos...BAM for short:)...any one care to join and bask in all that is being broke and the creativity it causes us to use to figure things out:). All are welcome...if you can relate:D

***this is NOT a bitch fest...it is about how being broke can make u think out of the box in order to accomplish things:)
"I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I am SO fucking broke right now, it is so depressing and I am drinking to alleviate the anxiety. Fun times...
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I am SO fucking broke right now, it is so depressing and I am drinking to alleviate the anxiety. Fun times...
    you must be happy you can afford the alcohol!!
    (unless you stole it):p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    Im so broke that I can't afford to pay attention.


    badabop chhhh
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Lizard wrote:
    you must be happy you can afford the alcohol!!
    (unless you stole it):p
    I was bought it for my birthday :o
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    BeerBaron wrote:
    LOL, still paying for all those shows you went to this year? :D
    Ohhhh and SOOOOOO much more! Lol :) it really has caused me to get creative though, especially with cooking:)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • monster95
    monster95 Posts: 127
    count me in !!! been stoney broke for years.....anyone remember what disposable income means ....i cant feckin remember ! haha.
    anyone thinkin of a life of crime??? muahahaha
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    where do i begin?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    yes, please add me to your list of broke ass mofos!
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    monster95 wrote:
    count me in !!! been stoney broke for years.....anyone remember what disposable income means ....i cant feckin remember ! haha.
    anyone thinkin of a life of crime??? muahahaha

    i have never sold marijuana
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    i ahve 30 dollars hahahha. getting a job though!!!!!!!!!!!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • monster95
    monster95 Posts: 127
    would right now be a good time to go bank robbing???? hahh
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    are you speaking in code tryin to find accomplices for a robbery?
    agree to pay my flight over and we'll discuss further....
  • redmosquito10
    redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    yep, being a student with the amazing job of unpaid research assistant is starting to catch up with me. Supposedly I'll start getting paid soon, but I'll believe it when I see it. In the meantime, I'm living off the 3 months of work i squeeze into my summers, which actually isnt bad right now considering I worked about 75 hrs/week during the summer. talk to me spring quarter, though, and ill be using ramen in ways that god never intended
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • monster95
    monster95 Posts: 127
    elmer wrote:
    are you speaking in code tryin to find accomplices for a robbery?
    agree to pay my flight over and we'll discuss further....
    ssshhh....ffs man..dont tell the whole world!
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    redmosquito10 wrote:
    ill be using ramen in ways that god never intended
    ahhh the art of ramen cooking....that's the creativity I was speaking of:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    Ohhhh and SOOOOOO much more! Lol :) it really has caused me to get creative though, especially with cooking:)
    Chick-fil-A doesnt count as getting creative. Unless of course youre into mixing the ranch and polynesian sauce together like I do ;)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    redmosquito10 wrote:
    yep, being a student with the amazing job of unpaid research assistant is starting to catch up with me. Supposedly I'll start getting paid soon, but I'll believe it when I see it. In the meantime, I'm living off the 3 months of work i squeeze into my summers, which actually isnt bad right now considering I worked about 75 hrs/week during the summer. talk to me spring quarter, though, and ill be using ramen in ways that god never intended

    today i saw a fellow student and the fucker
    was eating a package of dry Ramen noodles.
    the square of uncooked dry noodles was strait
    out of the package and into his mouth.
    i was in awe.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    chadwick wrote:
    today i saw a fellow student and the fucker
    was eating a package of dry Ramen noodles.
    the square of uncooked dry noodles was strait
    out of the package and into his mouth.
    i was in awe.
    used to eat that stuff raw. only Id bang it on the counter a few times, then put that yummy beef flavored salt on it and shake it up a bit. lunch.
  • redmosquito10
    redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    chadwick wrote:
    today i saw a fellow student and the fucker
    was eating a package of dry Ramen noodles.
    the square of uncooked dry noodles was strait
    out of the package and into his mouth.
    i was in awe.

    haha yesterday a kid walked into my class and did the same exact thing. didnt even have a drink with him. i asked him how it was and all he could manage to get out was "dry"
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    chadwick wrote:
    today i saw a fellow student and the fucker
    was eating a package of dry Ramen noodles.
    the square of uncooked dry noodles was strait
    out of the package and into his mouth.
    i was in awe.
    My husband used to do this...
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"

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