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  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    yeah I think there can be profit. I don't think any of these sales reps becomes bill gates. You know, it's one of those things were the companies get the independent reps to buy the products and then they have to go out and sell them. it's like selling steak knives or tupperware or whatever.

    You would be surprised at what some of these women make. Some of them have six figure incomes from this stuff. Just depends on the area you are in, how saturated your area is with the product, how hard you are willing to work and what you are selling, and when you got into the company.

    My wife has had her share of crappy companies for sure, but there have been months with the current companies she is selling like candles and jewelry companies where she has made $2-4K a month off of 7 or 8 parties. Not bad really.
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I'm assuming it all goes something like this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FvfWQghGDc

    "drop some of this on your nay nay...and you just want to ..." hehe
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    pjtradeking wrote:
    You would be surprised at what some of these women make. Some of them have six figure incomes from this stuff. Just depends on the area you are in, how saturated your area is with the product, how hard you are willing to work and what you are selling, and when you got into the company.

    My wife has had her share of crappy companies for sure, but there have been months with the current companies she is selling like candles and jewelry companies where she has made $2-4K a month off of 7 or 8 parties. Not bad really.
    these ladies in Chicago wont know what the fuck hit them....

    once i start saturating the Chicago area with dildos.......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    these ladies in Chicago wont know what the fuck hit them....

    once i start saturating the Chicago area with dildos.......
    gross
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Driver by day, dildo seller by nite. hehehe :D
    ok....so i gotta start somewhere........

    let me work on my sales pitch here.....

    so .......ummmmm..........patrick?????

    do any of your sisters need any dildos????



















































    hehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehhehe................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    ok....so i gotta start somewhere........

    let me work on my sales pitch here.....

    so .......ummmmm..........patrick?????

    do any of your sisters need any dildos????



















































    hehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehhehe................



    Be careful I might start crying. LOL


    I'm sure you will make a killing in the chicago area. hehehe
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Be careful I might start crying. LOL


    I'm sure you will make a killing in the chicago area. hehehe
    in a few short years im gonna be known as...............

    "the Biggest Dildo in Chicago!!!!!!!!!!"

    hehehehehehe...............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    lol, this thread is funny.

    I prefer the internet for my sex toy purchases. :D
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    lol, this thread is funny.

    I prefer the internet for my sex toy purchases. :D
    does that mean you wont be attending my first....

    "BIG DILDO PARTY"
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • jlew24asu
    jlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    jubilairesjl wrote:
    Ok....I have a question. What happens at a sex toy party? Is it just to try and sell stuff or what?


    very good question.
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    does that mean you wont be attending my first....

    "BIG DILDO PARTY"

    lol, no but if I still lived in Chicago, I'd attend for sure. I think it would be a hoot. :D
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    jubilairesjl wrote:
    Ok....I have a question. What happens at a sex toy party? Is it just to try and sell stuff or what?
    It's like a Skull & Bones meeting...nobody knows what goes on there.
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    in a few short years im gonna be known as...............

    "the Biggest Dildo in Chicago!!!!!!!!!!"

    hehehehehehe...............


    Don't you mean Abe Froman ''The Sausage King of Chicago'' LOL :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ47DIXtzpo
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    jlew24asu wrote:
    very good question.

    There are certain things that you can try. Like some of the creams and lotions and such. As for the "toys" themselves, there isnt a demo or anything. LOL. Most people either are familiar with them and know what they want, or maybe they find something new they either havent seen or wanted to try before so they will buy that. There are quite a few woman who have never had a "toy" and buy something for the first time.
    It isnt just toys either. There is lingere, games, books, all sorts of things.
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Don't you mean Abe Froman ''The Sausage Kind of Chicago'' LOL :D

    HAHAHAHA...I am watching that as we speak!
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Don't you mean Abe Froman ''The Sausage Kind of Chicago'' LOL :D
    so i just asked kathy if she wanted to invite her mother and aunt sally over.........

    for my "WORLDS BIGGEST DILDO PARTY!!!!!!"

    that didnt go over to well......

    i hope her father doesnt have a problem with it......cuz im gonna hit him up for $5000 to get my business started......


    $5000?????

    damn.....thats a lot of dildos...........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    $5000?????

    damn.....thats a lot of dildos...........

    I wonder what the recommendation is from the Accounting bodies on how to account for dildo inventory ?

    Average Cost ?
    First In-First Out ?
    Last In-First Out ?

    something else.....

    intriguing
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  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    pjtradeking wrote:
    HAHAHAHA...I am watching that as we speak!


    You have no idea what it took to post that. The dog was barking, the phone rang and I knocked over my bottle of beer. lol

    All for a laugh. hehehe
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    so i just asked kathy if she wanted to invite her mother and aunt sally over.........

    for my "WORLDS BIGGEST DILDO PARTY!!!!!!"

    that didnt go over to well......

    i hope her father doesnt have a problem with it......cuz im gonna hit him up for $5000 to get my business started......


    $5000?????

    damn.....thats a lot of dildos...........


    I think you need to get some local ladies to help branch out in the Chicago area. heh :D
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    ok...just to keep my dildo business pearl jam related .......i can name my dildos......

    ONCE...that will be my environmentally safe disposable dildo.....

    ELDERLY WOMAN....for the ladies who work behind a small counter....

    CROWN OF THORNS.....ouch!!!!!....

    DEAD MAN WALKING......hehehehehehehehehe

    DIRTY FRANK!!!!...hehehehehehe

    DEEP!!!!!....thats self explanatory.....

    BIG WAVE!!!!!!....hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    im gonna get rich on my dildo business.........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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