Drink wine.
Buy an expensive vibrator.
Find out which of your friends is/are still uptight about masturbating/ sex because she turns all red and says "EEWWW" when they pass the goods around.
In a nutshell.. that's what happens at these parties. Some of the stuff is OK. Some is just odd- like, what woman needs a waterproof romance novel?
"If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
Drink wine.
Buy an expensive vibrator.
Find out which of your friends is/are still uptight about masturbating/ sex because she turns all red and says "EEWWW" when they pass the goods around.
In a nutshell.. that's what happens at these parties. Some of the stuff is OK. Some is just odd- like, what woman needs a waterproof romance novel?
hahaha at the one I went to the woman made a guest who seemed pretty uptight try out the cream that was aforementioned earlier in the thread. she just walked back into the room looking like a deer in the headlights and sat kinda funny for the rest of the night.
thing is, i have never talked to the wife about this.
only because i'm sure she wouldn't like it.
You would be surprised at what she would and wouldnt do. My wife has told me some stories of people you wouldnt beleive would enjoy themselves, or couldnt picture in that kind of atmosphere and they seem to lower their inhibitions when around a group of others. As I said, it helps if you have someone who is not stuffy and wants to have fun. My wife says that she usually breaks the ice by starting the show with something like
"Okay, ladies all together now..penis..penis..penis...vagina...vagina...vagina...These are NOT dirty words and you will here them alot so get the giggling out of the way now.."
After that, people are pretty loose and not as shy she says...All about presentation with this kind of thing..
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
"Okay, ladies all together now..penis..penis..penis...vagina...vagina...vagina...These are NOT dirty words and you will here them alot so get the giggling out of the way now.."
After that, people are pretty loose and not as shy she says...All about presentation with this kind of thing..
I'm sorry... but that made me laugh at how completely stupid it is!! Although I can see where the Ann Taylor suburbanites would get off on that & think that they were, actually, saying dirty words
Pass the white zinfandel!
"If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
is there a profit to be made at these dildo selling parties?????
yeah I think there can be profit. I don't think any of these sales reps becomes bill gates. You know, it's one of those things were the companies get the independent reps to buy the products and then they have to go out and sell them. it's like selling steak knives or tupperware or whatever.
yeah I think there can be profit. I don't think any of these sales reps becomes bill gates. You know, it's one of those things were the companies get the independent reps to buy the products and then they have to go out and sell them. it's like selling steak knives or tupperware or whatever.
cool....
i am now looking into my new career......
i am going to throw the best "FUCKING DILDO PARTIES" in Chicago.......
FLIPPING dildos sure sounds like alot more fun than flipping posters......
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
is there a profit to be made at these dildo selling parties?????
Simply put SPEEDY...YES...There is alot of money to be made if you do it right. By that, I mean you(or your wife/gf) would have to get a good core group of people in whatever line she chose. The idea is that you get other people at the parties to book other parties and then you are exposed to that persons friends who in turn have other friends and word of mouth and on and on. If you get a good core, you can have a steady stream of shows and then you can do bridal functions and other stuff. Regulars will call and just buy stuff without having a party. Just depends on how hard you want to work. There are bonuses and things you can get as well. Free products, trips, all sorts of incentives if you work it right. Mine will be the first to admit that she doesn work it as well as she should. She does 2-3 other companies as well, so she has alot on her plateand does it mostly for spending money and something to do, but yes, there is $$ to be made.
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
yeah I think there can be profit. I don't think any of these sales reps becomes bill gates. You know, it's one of those things were the companies get the independent reps to buy the products and then they have to go out and sell them. it's like selling steak knives or tupperware or whatever.
You would be surprised at what some of these women make. Some of them have six figure incomes from this stuff. Just depends on the area you are in, how saturated your area is with the product, how hard you are willing to work and what you are selling, and when you got into the company.
My wife has had her share of crappy companies for sure, but there have been months with the current companies she is selling like candles and jewelry companies where she has made $2-4K a month off of 7 or 8 parties. Not bad really.
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
"drop some of this on your nay nay...and you just want to ..." hehe
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
You would be surprised at what some of these women make. Some of them have six figure incomes from this stuff. Just depends on the area you are in, how saturated your area is with the product, how hard you are willing to work and what you are selling, and when you got into the company.
My wife has had her share of crappy companies for sure, but there have been months with the current companies she is selling like candles and jewelry companies where she has made $2-4K a month off of 7 or 8 parties. Not bad really.
these ladies in Chicago wont know what the fuck hit them....
once i start saturating the Chicago area with dildos.......
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
There are certain things that you can try. Like some of the creams and lotions and such. As for the "toys" themselves, there isnt a demo or anything. LOL. Most people either are familiar with them and know what they want, or maybe they find something new they either havent seen or wanted to try before so they will buy that. There are quite a few woman who have never had a "toy" and buy something for the first time.
It isnt just toys either. There is lingere, games, books, all sorts of things.
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
I wonder what the recommendation is from the Accounting bodies on how to account for dildo inventory ?
Average Cost ?
First In-First Out ?
Last In-First Out ?
something else.....
intriguing
1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
Comments
Buy an expensive vibrator.
Find out which of your friends is/are still uptight about masturbating/ sex because she turns all red and says "EEWWW" when they pass the goods around.
In a nutshell.. that's what happens at these parties. Some of the stuff is OK. Some is just odd- like, what woman needs a waterproof romance novel?
hahaha at the one I went to the woman made a guest who seemed pretty uptight try out the cream that was aforementioned earlier in the thread. she just walked back into the room looking like a deer in the headlights and sat kinda funny for the rest of the night.
is there a profit to be made at these dildo selling parties?????
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
You would be surprised at what she would and wouldnt do. My wife has told me some stories of people you wouldnt beleive would enjoy themselves, or couldnt picture in that kind of atmosphere and they seem to lower their inhibitions when around a group of others. As I said, it helps if you have someone who is not stuffy and wants to have fun. My wife says that she usually breaks the ice by starting the show with something like
"Okay, ladies all together now..penis..penis..penis...vagina...vagina...vagina...These are NOT dirty words and you will here them alot so get the giggling out of the way now.."
After that, people are pretty loose and not as shy she says...All about presentation with this kind of thing..
"Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
talk to her, you may just be pleasantly suprised.
these parties are held for one reason, to make money.
they are usually very discreet when in comes to the actual purchases.
good for laughs at the very least.
I'm sorry... but that made me laugh at how completely stupid it is!! Although I can see where the Ann Taylor suburbanites would get off on that & think that they were, actually, saying dirty words
Pass the white zinfandel!
yeah I think there can be profit. I don't think any of these sales reps becomes bill gates. You know, it's one of those things were the companies get the independent reps to buy the products and then they have to go out and sell them. it's like selling steak knives or tupperware or whatever.
i am now looking into my new career......
i am going to throw the best "FUCKING DILDO PARTIES" in Chicago.......
FLIPPING dildos sure sounds like alot more fun than flipping posters......
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Simply put SPEEDY...YES...There is alot of money to be made if you do it right. By that, I mean you(or your wife/gf) would have to get a good core group of people in whatever line she chose. The idea is that you get other people at the parties to book other parties and then you are exposed to that persons friends who in turn have other friends and word of mouth and on and on. If you get a good core, you can have a steady stream of shows and then you can do bridal functions and other stuff. Regulars will call and just buy stuff without having a party. Just depends on how hard you want to work. There are bonuses and things you can get as well. Free products, trips, all sorts of incentives if you work it right. Mine will be the first to admit that she doesn work it as well as she should. She does 2-3 other companies as well, so she has alot on her plateand does it mostly for spending money and something to do, but yes, there is $$ to be made.
"Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
Driver by day, dildo seller by nite. hehehe
You would be surprised at what some of these women make. Some of them have six figure incomes from this stuff. Just depends on the area you are in, how saturated your area is with the product, how hard you are willing to work and what you are selling, and when you got into the company.
My wife has had her share of crappy companies for sure, but there have been months with the current companies she is selling like candles and jewelry companies where she has made $2-4K a month off of 7 or 8 parties. Not bad really.
"Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FvfWQghGDc
"drop some of this on your nay nay...and you just want to ..." hehe
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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once i start saturating the Chicago area with dildos.......
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
let me work on my sales pitch here.....
so .......ummmmm..........patrick?????
do any of your sisters need any dildos????
hehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehhehe................
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Be careful I might start crying. LOL
I'm sure you will make a killing in the chicago area. hehehe
"the Biggest Dildo in Chicago!!!!!!!!!!"
hehehehehehe...............
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
I prefer the internet for my sex toy purchases.
"BIG DILDO PARTY"
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
very good question.
lol, no but if I still lived in Chicago, I'd attend for sure. I think it would be a hoot.
Don't you mean Abe Froman ''The Sausage King of Chicago'' LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ47DIXtzpo
There are certain things that you can try. Like some of the creams and lotions and such. As for the "toys" themselves, there isnt a demo or anything. LOL. Most people either are familiar with them and know what they want, or maybe they find something new they either havent seen or wanted to try before so they will buy that. There are quite a few woman who have never had a "toy" and buy something for the first time.
It isnt just toys either. There is lingere, games, books, all sorts of things.
"Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
HAHAHAHA...I am watching that as we speak!
"Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
for my "WORLDS BIGGEST DILDO PARTY!!!!!!"
that didnt go over to well......
i hope her father doesnt have a problem with it......cuz im gonna hit him up for $5000 to get my business started......
$5000?????
damn.....thats a lot of dildos...........
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
I wonder what the recommendation is from the Accounting bodies on how to account for dildo inventory ?
Average Cost ?
First In-First Out ?
Last In-First Out ?
something else.....
intriguing
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
You have no idea what it took to post that. The dog was barking, the phone rang and I knocked over my bottle of beer. lol
All for a laugh. hehehe
I think you need to get some local ladies to help branch out in the Chicago area. heh
ONCE...that will be my environmentally safe disposable dildo.....
ELDERLY WOMAN....for the ladies who work behind a small counter....
CROWN OF THORNS.....ouch!!!!!....
DEAD MAN WALKING......hehehehehehehehehe
DIRTY FRANK!!!!...hehehehehehe
DEEP!!!!!....thats self explanatory.....
BIG WAVE!!!!!!....hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
im gonna get rich on my dildo business.........
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....