Stupid Things You Have Tried But Failed At

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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
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  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    i cant suck my.............
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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Not sure I'm succeeding at this single parent thing....
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Not sure I'm succeeding at this single parent thing....

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. You're one of the best mums I know (except for my own ;) ) and I'm very proud of you. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • edvedderrocks
    edvedderrocks Posts: 1,001
    I can't get EV solo tickets. This sucks.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Not sure I'm succeeding at this single parent thing....
    That is not a stupid thing.
    That was what seems to be a very smart decision on your part.
    Now stop worrying and make your scrabulous move already!
    :p
    I have also tried to make my own tortellini...what a dumb idea.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    ~carrying or holding babies :eek:

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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I have also tried to make my own tortellini...what a dumb idea.

    Yeah. I agree...dumb idea!

    I have a DELICIOUS summertime recipe for tortellini.
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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That is not a stupid thing.
    That was what seems to be a very smart decision on your part.
    Now stop worrying and make your scrabulous move already!
    :p
    I have also tried to make my own tortellini...what a dumb idea.
    Now thats dumb ;)


    Next time go for ravioli :D
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    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Now thats dumb ;)


    Next time go for ravioli :D

    Mmmmm.... ravioli. Now I'm hungry. :(
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ~carrying or holding babies :eek:

    ~holding grudges
    Because now you want one, or you dropped one?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    life
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Now thats dumb ;)


    Next time go for ravioli :D
    Ravioli would have been tons easier.
    Making those little tortellini shapes is ridiculous.

    Also, I made my own bagels. In my defense, they were ok...but not worth the effort unless I am Laura Ingles Wilder.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Yes, it is pretty pathetic...and so frustrating.

    Here is the link Jamie:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNXElmEUIJo

    that is so excellent:D I can't wait to try it :)

    roller skating is my stupid thing I tried...I had the bruises for a loooong time.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Because now you want one, or you dropped one?

    :eek: i do NOTTTTTTTT want one!!!!! :eek:
    you freaked me out there kitten!
    and L freakin O L at dropping one!!!! :D I nearly dropped my niece when she was around 8 months. I dont like when people ASSUME i want to hold their child. Yikes. Give me a puppy anyday!!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • dawng
    dawng Posts: 644
    I have never learned how to drive a manual (stick-shift) car. To clarify - I can drive on FLAT roads, but no hills can be in the way! I know...totally lame.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I can't ride a bike to save my life. I get on, and fall off. And I don't even have a balance problem as my excuse.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I can't ride a bike to save my life. I get on, and fall off. And I don't even have a balance problem as my excuse.
    It's a weird thing. Once you can do it it's impossible to imagine how you ever had a problem with it but it's not something you can really describe for a person who can't do it. I couldn't ride a bike until I was about 9 whereas my brothers were like 4/5. After I learned I was like "WTF?! why was it so hard?".
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    I have a weird thing I can't do!!!!

    You know those sun shield thingies for the car?? Well, you know how they fold up into a perfect small little circle and you tie an elastic thing around them?? Well, I can't do it!!!!!!! I can't fold those damn things!!! (Am I making any sense??) Even my mom said, "what is the matter with you that you can't master this??"

    These kinds!
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    AmentsChick wrote:
    I have a weird thing I can't do!!!!

    You know those sun shield thingies for the car?? Well, you know how they fold up into a perfect small little circle and you tie an elastic thing around them?? Well, I can't do it!!!!!!! I can't fold those damn things!!! (Am I making any sense??) Even my mom said, "what is the matter with you that you can't master this??"

    These kinds!

    OMG! I am soooo good at folding those it is sick!!! Yep. I gots talent! :)

    everyone else throws them in the back seat unfolded!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me

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