Celrey makes you sexier

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  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    chadwick wrote:
    an x g/f of mine who was studying to be a nurse at the time had a
    natural medicine type medical book.
    i personally never read it but she did and told me about celery.

    if a man eats celery his semen will taste better.

    sounds like you didnt eat enough celery...
  • decides2dream
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    chadwick wrote:
    an x g/f of mine who was studying to be a nurse at the time had a
    natural medicine type medical book.
    i personally never read it but she did and told me about celery.

    if a man eats celery his semen will taste better.


    i always thought that was pineapple. :)
    but if celery works...that's cool too.



    as to senrocks *information*....why would one want that unless they are a pornstar? :p
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  • my2hands
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    SENROCK! wrote:
    Plenty of celery="shooting a LARGE....load". do NOT ask me how i know. :cool:


    ok, how do you know? ;)
  • brainofjb
    brainofjb Boston Posts: 381
    Celery in a few Bloody marys will make everyone sexier! ;)
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  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    by the way ladies... i eat ALOT of celery :cool:
  • Solat13
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    So that's why they serve celery with hot wings. ;)

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  • failedpersephone
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    pineapple does that too...for gents I mean.

    and for the ladies, parsley...

    and if you can - drink some Yarrow tea. ;)
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  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I don't care if it makes you sexier... Celery is the work of the devil.

    Lol, this was hilarious.
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  • Kilgore_Trout
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    celery makes you have huge loads... you know how porn stars seem to have like gallons of cum?... celery... dunno about making sexier... depends what youre into ;)
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  • Snake
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    pjfan31 wrote:
    I just put 2 and 2 together. Why hot chicks date ugly guys, it's because they eat celery
    Why the hell else do you think your parents told you to eat your vegetables?! lol
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  • sennin
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  • decides2dream
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    sgossard3 wrote:
    celery makes you have huge loads... you know how porn stars seem to have like gallons of cum?... celery... dunno about making sexier... depends what youre into ;)


    i wonder why? :confused: pure curiosity on my part. however, as i said....unless you ARE a pornstar, i fail to see that being a *good* thing. so if simply looking for taste improvement...stick with pineapple fellas. :D i think there are other things out there to increase your sexual pheromones....so skip the celery, eat pineapple...and you GF/wife/significant other will thank you for it, unless she's into that. ;)
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  • pjfan31
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    sennin wrote:
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  • SENROCK
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    sgossard3 wrote:
    celery makes you have huge loads... you know how porn stars seem to have like gallons of cum?... celery... dunno about making sexier... depends what youre into ;)

    see?! thats what i said back on page one!!!
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  • SENROCK
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    pineapple does that too...for gents I mean.

    and for the ladies, parsley...

    and if you can - drink some Yarrow tea. ;)

    pineapple works for both actually. ;)
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  • Indian Summer
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    pjfan31 wrote:
    I just put 2 and 2 together. Why hot chicks date ugly guys, it's because they eat celery

    that's usually for money...not celery.
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  • bovy_j
    bovy_j Posts: 1,008
    God damn.
    I hate celery....I guess I'm just gonna HAVE to love it now though :)

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