Celrey makes you sexier

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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    sgossard3 wrote:
    celery makes you have huge loads... you know how porn stars seem to have like gallons of cum?... celery... dunno about making sexier... depends what youre into ;)


    i wonder why? :confused: pure curiosity on my part. however, as i said....unless you ARE a pornstar, i fail to see that being a *good* thing. so if simply looking for taste improvement...stick with pineapple fellas. :D i think there are other things out there to increase your sexual pheromones....so skip the celery, eat pineapple...and you GF/wife/significant other will thank you for it, unless she's into that. ;)
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,334
    sennin wrote:

    This one was funny. Well done
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    sgossard3 wrote:
    celery makes you have huge loads... you know how porn stars seem to have like gallons of cum?... celery... dunno about making sexier... depends what youre into ;)

    see?! thats what i said back on page one!!!
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    pineapple does that too...for gents I mean.

    and for the ladies, parsley...

    and if you can - drink some Yarrow tea. ;)

    pineapple works for both actually. ;)
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  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I just put 2 and 2 together. Why hot chicks date ugly guys, it's because they eat celery

    that's usually for money...not celery.
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  • bovy_jbovy_j Posts: 1,008
    God damn.
    I hate celery....I guess I'm just gonna HAVE to love it now though :)
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