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Celrey makes you sexier

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,334
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Apparently I heard today. I was at Uni, and we were split up into groups of 3, with these 2 girls. Somehow it came up that I don't relly like celery. This chick said "Celery produces sexual endorphines in males and women go crazy over it" I said "really? I'm going out to buy myself a bunch" And then she delivered a killer blow saying "yeah, you should probably start working on it...."

Now I found that quite funny, but now I am intrigued. Here is the information I found on it.

"Celery: considered an excellent food to ramp up sexual stimulation. The reason being that it boosts a powerful substance known as androsterone - an odorless hormone released through male perspiration. ‘Yuk’ I hear you, er, think. Well, this is one of those kind of sweats that has that strange effect on women…the same effect that I understand a dozen red roses and a bottle of champagne has (apparently)."

Good luck fellas.
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  • hodgehodge Posts: 519
    i love this human body
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,334
    I just put 2 and 2 together. Why hot chicks date ugly guys, it's because they eat celery
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    can i put peanut butter on it, or would that counter act the effect of the celery?
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  • Rats of MultaRats of Multa Posts: 250
    the wolf wrote:
    can i put peanut butter on it, or would that counter act the effect of the celery?


    :)
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  • NothinGBetteRPJMaNNothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    hmmmmm.....celery here i come!
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  • NothinGBetteRPJMaNNothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    I always found it interesting how someones natural scent can help you tell whether or not you will have healthy offspring

    "Fascinating research shows that a woman’s sense of smell can lead to her to Mr. Right, at least reproductively speaking. Research has shown that each of us will be attracted to people who possess a particular set of genes, known as the major histocompatibility complex (MHC), which play a critical role in our immune systems. Mates with dissimilar MHC genes produce healthier offspring with broad immune systems.

    How do people who differ in their MHC find each other? This isn't fully understood, but we know that smell is an important cue. People appear to literally sniff out their mates. In studies, women tend to rate the scent of T-shirts worn by men with dissimilar MHCs as most attractive, whereas T-shirts worn by guys with similar MHC profiles tend to be rated as “fatherly” or “brotherly,” but not boyfriend material. This is what sexual "chemistry" is all about. We’re drawn to certain people, without quite knowing why."
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    um......celery actaully does a few things BUT.......more importantly it sort of...helps.......you boys........"exxxpress yourself more".......when u reach that....."height" during doing the nasty. (Im trying not to get banned here) but......you get the idea yes? Plenty of celery="shooting a LARGE....load". do NOT ask me how i know. :cool:
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  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I just put 2 and 2 together. Why hot chicks date ugly guys, it's because they eat celery

    is she really going out with him?
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    SENROCK! wrote:
    um......celery actaully does a few things BUT.......more importantly it sort of...helps.......you boys........"exxxpress yourself more".......when u reach that....."height" during doing the nasty. (Im trying not to get banned here) but......you get the idea yes? Plenty of celery="shooting a LARGE....load". do NOT ask me how i know. :cool:

    OMG... never eating celery and anykind of white dressing with it ever, ever , eer again....
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    SENROCK! wrote:
    um......celery actaully does a few things BUT.......more importantly it sort of...helps.......you boys........"exxxpress yourself more".......when u reach that....."height" during doing the nasty. (Im trying not to get banned here) but......you get the idea yes? Plenty of celery="shooting a LARGE....load". do NOT ask me how i know. :cool:

    I thought it enhanced the flavor? Maybe one of you girls figure it out and report back to this thread? :)
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I don't care if it makes you sexier... Celery is the work of the devil.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    urgh... celery... I always find ya know the way it has negative calories? That your body actually uses more calories to consume it than it actually has... well I find it kinda TASTES negative too. When I eat it, it's kinda similar to breathing in a vaccuum
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I thought it enhanced the flavor? Maybe one of you girls figure it out and report back to this thread? :)
    it does that too. thats why in my opening credit i said "it does a few things BUT....." :D
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I don't care if it makes you sexier... Celery is the work of the devil.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like chinese food??!!!
    you have been making me laugh ALOT lately!!!! thanks! :D
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    SENROCK! wrote:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like chinese food??!!!
    you have been making me laugh ALOT lately!!!! thanks! :D

    well thank you *bows* :D

    but it's true... Celery = FILTH.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • bettermanchickbettermanchick Posts: 36
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    well thank you *bows* :D

    but it's true... Celery = FILTH.



    the taste thing is true.. while staying as clean as possible... you are what you eat
    chips = salty
    fruit= sweet
    sugar = fat kid
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    This is great. .I eat it a few times a week.
    I was wondering why women always smell my neck while they are reaching for produce at the market. ;)
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    an x g/f of mine who was studying to be a nurse at the time had a
    natural medicine type medical book.
    i personally never read it but she did and told me about celery.

    if a man eats celery his semen will taste better.
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    chadwick wrote:
    an x g/f of mine who was studying to be a nurse at the time had a
    natural medicine type medical book.
    i personally never read it but she did and told me about celery.

    if a man eats celery his semen will taste better.

    Even better. Hope on the love train ladies!
    Toot! Toot! :D
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  • ReleaseMe...ReleaseMe... Posts: 494
    chadwick wrote:
    an x g/f of mine who was studying to be a nurse

    if a man eats celery his semen will taste better.
    wow, there a ton of different ways people can go with this one.....careful now
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    chadwick wrote:
    an x g/f of mine who was studying to be a nurse at the time had a
    natural medicine type medical book.
    i personally never read it but she did and told me about celery.

    if a man eats celery his semen will taste better.

    sounds like you didnt eat enough celery...
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    chadwick wrote:
    an x g/f of mine who was studying to be a nurse at the time had a
    natural medicine type medical book.
    i personally never read it but she did and told me about celery.

    if a man eats celery his semen will taste better.


    i always thought that was pineapple. :)
    but if celery works...that's cool too.



    as to senrocks *information*....why would one want that unless they are a pornstar? :p
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Plenty of celery="shooting a LARGE....load". do NOT ask me how i know. :cool:


    ok, how do you know? ;)
  • brainofjbbrainofjb Posts: 381
    Celery in a few Bloody marys will make everyone sexier! ;)
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    by the way ladies... i eat ALOT of celery :cool:
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    So that's why they serve celery with hot wings. ;)

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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    pineapple does that too...for gents I mean.

    and for the ladies, parsley...

    and if you can - drink some Yarrow tea. ;)
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  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I don't care if it makes you sexier... Celery is the work of the devil.

    Lol, this was hilarious.
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    celery makes you have huge loads... you know how porn stars seem to have like gallons of cum?... celery... dunno about making sexier... depends what youre into ;)
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  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I just put 2 and 2 together. Why hot chicks date ugly guys, it's because they eat celery
    Why the hell else do you think your parents told you to eat your vegetables?! lol
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