I hate Dane Cook...

Posts: 2,008
edited January 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Seriously, get this guy off my TV. Since when does he know jack shit about baseball?
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  • Posts: 344
    I agree 100% Just because this shmuck makes an ass of himself doesnt mean we want to hear him talk about baseball
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  • West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Co-sign. Dane is Dumb
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  • Posts: 2,361
    although there was just a thread about this, i will always pronounce my dislike for this man


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  • Posts: 1,966
    standup..... average................movies................bad...............commericals........the worst
  • Posts: 84
    I've never seen or heard any of his act, but I can tell by his voice on the TBS commercials that I don't want to. I cannot STAND that voice of his.
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  • Posts: 10,169
    he's just obnoxious....plain and simple.
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    love is in the air...
  • Posts: 2,118
    I quite honestly don't understand what people see in this guy.
  • Posts: 7,718
    He sucks.. not fun funny AT ALL.
  • Posts: 957
    I haven't seen much of him that was too entertaining. That flick with Jessica Simpson turned out much better than I thought it would, though. She is barely in it.
  • Posts: 594
    one word






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  • Posts: 2,094
    he just makes up stories and acts like a moron telling them and somehow people think he is funny.

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  • Posts: 4,632
    meh..he's okay i guess..but i think he is overrated.
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  • Posts: 4,315
    He isn't that funny...but I like him more then I do Carlos Mencia!!
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  • Posts: 1,764
    He is overrated, but his HBO special was pretty funny. If you want funny, listen to Mitch Hedberg.
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  • Posts: 2,094
    nathanastin wrote:
    He is overrated, but his HBO special was pretty funny. If you want funny, listen to Mitch Hedberg.


    Mitch is the best comic, or was
  • Posts: 4,677
    thunderDAN wrote:
    Mitch is the best comic, or was

    Mitch was good, but like Dane, way overrated.
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  • Posts: 2,094
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Mitch was good, but like Dane, way overrated.

    no way man. Mitch's jokes were written perfectly using his sense of humor and a viewpoint, which is essential in comedy. Dane Cook just makes shit up and acts like a moron to get people to laugh.
  • Posts: 4,677
    thunderDAN wrote:
    no way man. Mitch's jokes were written perfectly using his sense of humor and a viewpoint, which is essential in comedy. Dane Cook just makes shit up and acts like a moron to get people to laugh.

    I meant that what Mitch and Dane have in common is that they are overrated. Their comedy is nothing alike. I don't find Dane to be funny, but believe that your assertion that Dane "makes shit up" is a cop out. He has stolen jokes and been called on it, but he does write jokes, that are his, albeit unfunny ones, but jokes nonetheless. Finally, I do believe that Mitch was great at what he did and the schtick that he had. However, I believe him to be overrated. Of course this is just personal opinion, but I'll take Steven Wright anyday over Mitch, and remember, Steven's been doing it for decades.
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    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

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  • Posts: 15,813
    isnt that guy a 3 dollar bill ?
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