I hate Dane Cook...

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  • bharQ
    bharQ Posts: 1,201
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    He isn't that funny...but I like him more then I do Carlos Mencia!!

    I like aids more than I do Carlos Mencia

    so yup thats about where i rank Dane Cook
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  • thunderDAN
    thunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I meant that what Mitch and Dane have in common is that they are overrated. Their comedy is nothing alike. I don't find Dane to be funny, but believe that your assertion that Dane "makes shit up" is a cop out. He has stolen jokes and been called on it, but he does write jokes, that are his, albeit unfunny ones, but jokes nonetheless. Finally, I do believe that Mitch was great at what he did and the schtick that he had. However, I believe him to be overrated. Of course this is just personal opinion, but I'll take Steven Wright anyday over Mitch, and remember, Steven's been doing it for decades.

    but I'm just saying like the whole bit about someone shitting on the coats never actually happened, he just made it up because he knew people would laugh.
    bharQ wrote:
    I like aids more than I do Carlos Mencia

    so yup thats about where i rank Dane Cook

    I hate Carlos too. He is just a Latin Dave Chappelle knock off
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Of course this is just personal opinion, but I'll take Steven Wright anyday over Mitch, and remember, Steven's been doing it for decades.
    Well Mitch is like, uh, dead so don't you think Steven Wright has an unfair advantage in that regard? I completely understand where you are coming from though. If there were a comic I could compare Mitch to it would have been Steven.

    Dane Cook. The guy's made a career out of making drunk women and frat boys laugh. He's not funny, not at all, but he found that acting like a dipshit on stage would make his audience laugh, and they women in the audience eat him up because they think he's hot. There's no integrity in his act. Baba Le'Douche
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  • bossman3188
    bossman3188 Posts: 263
    greatest....thread....ever!
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  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,081
    thunderDAN wrote:
    but I'm just saying like the whole bit about someone shitting on the coats never actually happened, he just made it up because he knew people would laugh.



    I hate Carlos too. He is just a Latin Dave Chappelle knock off

    except dave Chappelle writes all of his own jokes and didn't change his name to nindig(kluck)nou in order to come across as more African....unlike Mr. Ned Mencia
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    He's not funny!

    just another god-looking guy all the teenage girls go crazy about.
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  • bharQ
    bharQ Posts: 1,201
    bossman3188 wrote:
    greatest....thread....ever!

    most...annoying....overused....saying....ever

    i'm sure that will frequent mr. cooks sketchs any day now
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  • bharQ
    bharQ Posts: 1,201
    pretty amazing not one dane cook fanboy trying to defend him... +1 point for pearl jam fans

    any of you like david cross?
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
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  • answers are fatal
    answers are fatal Posts: 281
    i think hes kind of funny and cute.
    but can get really annoying after a while.
  • NothinGBetteRPJMaN
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    answers are fatal wrote:
    i think hes kind of funny and cute.
    but can get really annoying after a while.

    Are you a teenage girl?

    cause I think that he mostly appeals to 15-22 year old girls as well as some guys from that age bracket
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  • evenflow82
    evenflow82 Posts: 3,892
    dane cook is horrible. he's like an overconfident frat boy who is overcompensating for his complete douchebaggery.

    David Cross, Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Wright and the brutally underrated Patton Oswalt are great, imo.
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  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    He's not funny at all. He just runs around acting stupid.

    Mitch Hedberg kicked ass.
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  • BlackPilate
    BlackPilate Posts: 14
    Ok... Ok.

    I understand hating his movies, and if he's in commercials, I'm sure they suck.

    But hot damn some of his standup is ace. That bit about having a monkey waiting for you in your apartment to fight when you get home from work? And driving around in the Bad Ass Cement Truck 2000? C'mon, that shit is hilarious.

    "I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat. Unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead."

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  • brainofjb
    brainofjb Boston Posts: 381
    nathanastin wrote:
    He is overrated, but his HBO special was pretty funny. If you want funny, listen to Mitch Hedberg.


    MItch was great. I was sad to hear of his death


    I liked Danes first stand up. It was the one with the Price is Right bit

    His movies are not that funny


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  • answers are fatal
    answers are fatal Posts: 281
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN wrote:
    Are you a teenage girl?

    cause I think that he mostly appeals to 15-22 year old girls as well as some guys from that age bracket


    hahah yeah im a 16 year old girl.
  • DaytimeDilemma
    DaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Keep going!
  • Oh, Jimmy
    Oh, Jimmy Posts: 957
    BlackPilate wrote:

    "I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat. Unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead."

    DC

    What is funny about that?
  • bharQ
    bharQ Posts: 1,201
    BlackPilate wrote:
    "I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat. Unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead."

    DC

    thanks for proving our point
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  • NothinGBetteRPJMaN
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    bharQ wrote:
    thanks for proving our point

    yea.....thats a terrible joke :D
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