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  • jasonw
    jasonw Posts: 435
    i hate things like this......so lame
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    jasonw wrote:
    i hate things like this......so lame

    Because you are a Man
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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    The Champ wrote:
    Thanks for the heads up regarding the Tofu fucking..I'll stick to the creamy peanut butter jar for now ;)....and I like your suggestion..

    just like a man to feel threatened by tofu


    as for the peanut butter? chics dig it with nuts....though i can see why men prefer to hold the nuts :D
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  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    The Champ wrote:
    Well, around here it's widely known that you are not the sharpest tool in the box ;)..just busting btw..
    im a mechanic.
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  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    im a mechanic.

    I don't question that ;)..
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    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Yeah, but are you willing to chew the esophagus right out of the neck of another human? That’s what makes a real man… or some kind of wolfman anyway.

    Oh, and what is this tofu that you speak of?

    Real men respect women to the point that they won't even fuck them ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    prism wrote:
    just like a man to feel threatened by tofu


    as for the peanut butter? chics dig it with nuts....though i can see why men prefer to hold the nuts :D

    lol..It's why I specified 'creamy' peanut butter because out of desperation I have banged the crunchy kind and it doesn't measure up..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The Champ wrote:
    lol..It's why I specified 'creamy' peanut butter because out of desperation I have banged the crunchy kind and it doesn't measure up..
    Chewy.
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    The Champ wrote:
    Real men respect women to the point that they won't even fuck them ;)..


    Finally something we both agree on.

    hahaha

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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    The Champ wrote:
    lol..It's why I specified 'creamy' peanut butter because out of desperation I have banged the crunchy kind and it doesn't measure up..

    so that's what that screaming was out on the fire escape?

    please tell me that at least you were kind enough to gently hold the nuts and not to tell him that he didn't measure up? ;)
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,361
    :eek: i leave for a minute and i come back to peanut butter fucking ??? this place is beyond repair ;) .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    josevolution wrote:
    :eek: i leave for a minute and i come back to peanut butter fucking ??? this place is beyond repair ;) .....

    there's no shame in admitting one's passion for peanut butter :D
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,361
    prism wrote:
    there's no shame in admitting one's passion for peanut butter :D[/quote

    no doubt :D ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mdigenakis
    mdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    Because we make them "giddy".
    I never heard that one before, but i must admit it felt pretty good.
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • jasonw
    jasonw Posts: 435
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Because you are a Man

    i don't take offense to it, i just find it very unoriginal and not funny, but hey i'm not the president of comedy....just giving my opinion
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Hahaha, I totally do the sick thing. I'm such a baby when I'm sick and deep down I just know it's a worse reincarnation that someone else's :D

    Although it usually does end up turning into a Sinus Infection, but whatever.
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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    josevolution wrote:
    BECAUSE I'M A MAN
    Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
    to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and
    moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so
    for you, this is no problem.
    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE&feature=related :D

    For god's sake woman, he's a man. He's got a man cold.
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Because some of you guys smell so fucking good!! :D:D:D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    josevolution wrote:
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    Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm
    thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars,
    sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when
    you ask, so don't ask.
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    Hey come on thats not just for men!!!!!!
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