BECAUSE I'M A MAN
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and
moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so
for you, this is no problem.
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm
thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars,
sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when
you ask, so don't ask.
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Hey come on thats not just for men!!!!!!
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
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there's no shame in admitting one's passion for peanut butter
angels share laughter
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I never heard that one before, but i must admit it felt pretty good.
-Greg Dulli
i don't take offense to it, i just find it very unoriginal and not funny, but hey i'm not the president of comedy....just giving my opinion
Although it usually does end up turning into a Sinus Infection, but whatever.
For god's sake woman, he's a man. He's got a man cold.
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!