The greatest insult of all time

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FinsburyParkCarrots
FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
... you cyst, you cyst, you splint in the arrow of arrogance, the dog in dogma, tick of a heretic, the tick of politics, the mock of democracy, the mar of marxism, a tic of the fanatic, the boo in buddhism, the ham in Mohammed, the dash in the criss-cross of Christ, a dot in the i of ego, an ass in the mass, the ash in ashram, a boot in kibbutz, the pee in priesthood, the peepee in perfect priesthood, oh how dare you raise your hindquarters you dog of dogma and cast the scent of your existence on the lamp-post of Destiny you HOLE IN THE ZERO OF NOTHING!


- Wole Soyinka, "Madmen and Specialists", 1970
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  • wwfairfield
    wwfairfield Posts: 216
    jerkstore
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    There's no thought behind the jerkstore line. It's as cliched as a "your mother" joke. There must be some really inventive insults out there.
  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    wwfairfield wrote:
    jerkstore
    his wifes in a coma :D
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    the ocean called...

    my personal favorite insult: you are a douche(please note:under different circumstances, douche may be substituted for many other derogatory words, such as asshole, dumbass, fatass, candyass, stupidass, pussy, cunt, fuckhead, motherfucker, etc. )
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • StuffnJunk
    StuffnJunk Posts: 897
    right now i'm really loving:

    "you stupid idiot!"
    "I'll tell you what: If all I had was Pearl Jam, and I didn't have another band in the world, I would not be worried. Because in there is the essence of making great music. You don't have to use it all at once, but it's there." - Neil Young
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    flaming asspipe

    weeping canker on the gonads of existence
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Bangers_n_mash
    Bangers_n_mash Posts: 1,241
    You bastard... who is fat.
    uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹ,ǝʍ 'punoɹ ʎɐʍ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ןןɐ s,ʇı
  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    all childs play to a simple "cunt" (can be used in combinations such as "cunt head" or "cunt rag")
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Gotta love passive aggressiveness. It's good to clean out the pipes now and then. Blockages can be dangerous. :D
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Or aggression. See, I'm such a twat I can't write anymore. :D
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    sgossard3 wrote:
    all childs play to a simple "cunt" (can be used in combinations such as "cunt head" or "cunt rag")

    I like "cuntbucket".
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    your mother was a hampster!
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    "Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people"
    --
    wanda.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    brain of c wrote:
    your mother was a hampster!

    and I wrapped her in duct tape...

    hey-o
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Slip Kid
    Slip Kid Posts: 1,175
    "you're a pimple on societies ass and you'll never amount to anything" Bender
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    "ya know, talking to you is like talking to you" - larry sanders to artie


    it isn't great insult but i love it :D
  • carolinabeerguy
    carolinabeerguy Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,517
    No talent ass clown.
    I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me.
  • seagoat2
    seagoat2 Posts: 241
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    ... you cyst, you cyst, you splint in the arrow of arrogance, the dog in dogma, tick of a heretic, the tick of politics, the mock of democracy, the mar of marxism, a tic of the fanatic, the boo in buddhism, the ham in Mohammed, the dash in the criss-cross of Christ, a dot in the i of ego, an ass in the mass, the ash in ashram, a boot in kibbutz, the pee in priesthood, the peepee in perfect priesthood, oh how dare you raise your hindquarters you dog of dogma and cast the scent of your existence on the lamp-post of Destiny you HOLE IN THE ZERO OF NOTHING!


    - Wole Soyinka, "Madmen and Specialists", 1970

    Wow! That was good, & funny.... Insults, hmmm, this isn't a REAL one, just a line in a movie I heard but very funny at the time, (I had just broken up with my boyfriend, from Manchester)......
    Regarding "the English" - ( don't all jump on me, now, UK)....You're all "a bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans".......hee, hee....
    On another note, Fin - you're an interesting person, maybe we should talk sometime......???
    P.S. - Is that a book/play/what? PM me.....
  • seagoat2
    seagoat2 Posts: 241
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    ... you cyst, you cyst, you splint in the arrow of arrogance, the dog in dogma, tick of a heretic, the tick of politics, the mock of democracy, the mar of marxism, a tic of the fanatic, the boo in buddhism, the ham in Mohammed, the dash in the criss-cross of Christ, a dot in the i of ego, an ass in the mass, the ash in ashram, a boot in kibbutz, the pee in priesthood, the peepee in perfect priesthood, oh how dare you raise your hindquarters you dog of dogma and cast the scent of your existence on the lamp-post of Destiny you HOLE IN THE ZERO OF NOTHING!


    - Wole Soyinka, "Madmen and Specialists", 1970

    Wow! That was good, & funny.... Insults, hmmm, this isn't a REAL one, just a line in a movie I heard but very funny at the time, (I had just broken up with my boyfriend, from Manchester)......
    Regarding "the English" - ( don't all jump on me, now, UK)....You're all "a bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans".......hee, hee....
    On another note, Fin - you're an interesting person, maybe we should talk sometime......???
    P.S. - Is that a book/play/what? PM me.....
  • Vedderlution_Baby
    Vedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    You're a fucking cancerous, worthless, infectious, pathetic little twat.

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