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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    that woman has got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    brain of c wrote:
    your mother was a hampster!

    And your father smelt of elderberries.

    Wait, am I thinking of something different?
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    "Fuck off and Die"


    there's a VERY direct message in those four words that will insult almost anything
  • pouch15pouch15 Posts: 436
    sgossard3 wrote:
    his wifes in a coma :D

    Constanza?
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    There's no thought behind the jerkstore line. It's as cliched as a "your mother" joke. There must be some really inventive insults out there.

    "It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!"

    "Jerk store would've smoked that guy!"
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • gregkitefangregkitefan Posts: 1,116
    Jane, you ignorant slut.
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    JordyWordy wrote:
    "Fuck off and Die"


    there's a VERY direct message in those four words that will insult almost anything


    :eek:


    that is EXACTLY what i was *just* going to post in this thread! seriously. there is no better insult, when it is said like you truly MEAN it. ack! mean!



    in the flick closer....it was utterly FANTASTIC.
    :D
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  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    JordyWordy wrote:
    "Fuck off and Die"


    there's a VERY direct message in those four words that will insult almost anything


    I was going to say "Eat shit and die" is equal, but if you say that to someone into scat then you are insulting them that much.
  • stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    dunkman wrote:
    that woman has got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

    We always said shes got a face like a bulldug chewin' a wasp, or face like a melted welly.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    decides2dream wrote:
    :eek:
    that is EXACTLY what i was *just* going to post in this thread! seriously. there is no better insult, when it is said like you truly MEAN it. ack! mean!

    in the flick closer....it was utterly FANTASTIC.
    :D

    Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:
    I was going to say "Eat shit and die" is equal, but if you say that to someone into scat then you are insulting them that much.

    :) ahhhhhh, it is genuinely nice to have 2 of my fave posters united in their expressions of contempt :D
    1 - someone who loves dogs
    2 - someone that typed this: "Hey, anyone got a quarter they can toss up here to me?"

    saying an insult should be a simple event in my world. no confusion. no pussyfooting (pardon the expression), and absolutely no room for regrets.

    AND - Eating shit would definitely be equal with (if not be above) being told to Fuck off. :)
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