Wtf?

stoneange
stoneange Posts: 27
edited December 2007 in A Moving Train
I know this has been commented on but:

Oh my GAWD!

Follow this logic with me....please.

America has been preparing to invade Iran; it doesn't take a fucking political genius to see the signs. The rhetoric is the same as it was leading up to Iraq...

EXCEPT this time we figure out BEFORE America attacks that Iran does not have a weapons program.

America has been putting "pressure" on Iran to halt its nuclear weapons development program. (HERE IS WHERE THE LOGIC COMES IN.)

So, the motherfucking object of the motherfucking pressure is for Iran to stop its motherfucking program.

Today President Asshole says he has received the report that Iran halted its weapons program 4 FUCKING YEARS AGO. They are still trying to get nuclear power for their people, just like we enjoy, but they stopped pursuing weapons 4 FUCKING YEARS AGO.

So, logically, that's a good thing right? No need for any more pressure, they stopped pursuing weapons on their own, 4 FUCKING YEARS AGO. They ALREADY DID EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK WE WERE PRESSURING THEM TO DO!

But NO! That kind of thinking is way to simple for the Mensa student of President named George W.

He says, "I view this report as a warning signal that they had the program, they halted the program. The reason why it's a warning signal is they could restart it."

Wow...

I couldn't make that shit up.

The REAL danger is that they have ATOMS over in Iran and therefore isn't it obvious that means they could create an atomic bomb. But thank the Lord that we have George W. to make sure we get rid of those heathen atoms before they ruin our Great American Way of Life!
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  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    he doesnt care if they have nukes...and he doesnt care about your safety

    he is after his personal interestslike the candidates running for president
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    stoneange wrote:
    I know this has been commented on but:

    Oh my GAWD!

    Follow this logic with me....please.

    America has been preparing to invade Iran; it doesn't take a fucking political genius to see the signs. The rhetoric is the same as it was leading up to Iraq...

    EXCEPT this time we figure out BEFORE America attacks that Iran does not have a weapons program.

    America has been putting "pressure" on Iran to halt its nuclear weapons development program. (HERE IS WHERE THE LOGIC COMES IN.)

    So, the motherfucking object of the motherfucking pressure is for Iran to stop its motherfucking program.

    Today President Asshole says he has received the report that Iran halted its weapons program 4 FUCKING YEARS AGO. They are still trying to get nuclear power for their people, just like we enjoy, but they stopped pursuing weapons 4 FUCKING YEARS AGO.

    So, logically, that's a good thing right? No need for any more pressure, they stopped pursuing weapons on their own, 4 FUCKING YEARS AGO. They ALREADY DID EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK WE WERE PRESSURING THEM TO DO!

    But NO! That kind of thinking is way to simple for the Mensa student of President named George W.

    He says, "I view this report as a warning signal that they had the program, they halted the program. The reason why it's a warning signal is they could restart it."

    Wow...

    I couldn't make that shit up.

    The REAL danger is that they have ATOMS over in Iran and therefore isn't it obvious that means they could create an atomic bomb. But thank the Lord that we have George W. to make sure we get rid of those heathen atoms before they ruin our Great American Way of Life!


    do you think bush didnt know they stopped production?

    the huge question i think here is...how come Iran was playing along like they were developing... why would they want to trick us into invading them?
  • NCfan
    NCfan Posts: 945
    Yeah, maybe I'm niave but wouldn't the proper move here be for Bush to hail this new report as a breakthrough, and praise the Iranian government?

    I'm not saying we should trust them, but this just makes Bush look like an ass clown - especially because he knew about this a long time ago.

    So my question is why the fuck have we been pusing sanctions on Iran when we knew they suspended their weapons program? This just stregthens China and Russia sense they have been against sanctions.

    Bush really fucked this one up big time!
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    NCfan wrote:
    Yeah, maybe I'm niave but wouldn't the proper move here be for Bush to hail this new report as a breakthrough, and praise the Iranian government?

    I'm not saying we should trust them, but this just makes Bush look like an ass clown - especially because he knew about this a long time ago.

    So my question is why the fuck have we been pusing sanctions on Iran when we knew they suspended their weapons program? This just stregthens China and Russia sense they have been against sanctions.

    Bush really fucked this one up big time!


    why would iran pretend to still be developing?
  • NCfan
    NCfan Posts: 945
    macgyver06 wrote:
    why would iran pretend to still be developing?

    Hell if I know. I reckon if I had to guess it would be becuase being ambiguos about their nuclear program strengthens their position.

    Also, as far as what I've read about what is actually happening in Iran. Amadenijad has framed the nuclear issue as one of Persian pride. He doesn't talk about the economic aspect of needing nuclear power. Just like Bush, he tries to tap into emotion, and pits "us against them" with regards to the US.

    So, I guess it makes him popular to appear as a leader who stands up to Bush.
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    NCfan wrote:
    Yeah, maybe I'm niave but wouldn't the proper move here be for Bush to hail this new report as a breakthrough, and praise the Iranian government?

    I'm not saying we should trust them, but this just makes Bush look like an ass clown - especially because he knew about this a long time ago.

    So my question is why the fuck have we been pusing sanctions on Iran when we knew they suspended their weapons program? This just stregthens China and Russia sense they have been against sanctions.

    Bush really fucked this one up big time!

    This par for the course when it comes to this president.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
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  • NMyTree
    NMyTree Posts: 2,374
    I swear to dog this has all played out like one epic hollywood script.

    Makes me wonder.

    Is it because of Israel?

    Or maybe Iran isn't quite the "enemy" Georgie and Dickie would make us believe they are.

    All I know is this, there's been a rotten smell rising from the White House and the Middle East, for a very long time.
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    NMyTree wrote:
    I swear to dog this has all played out like one epic hollywood script.

    Makes me wonder.

    Is it because of Israel?

    Or maybe Iran isn't quite the "enemy" Georgie and Dickie would make us believe they are.

    All I know is this, there's been a rotten smell rising from the White House and the Middle East, for a very long time.

    thats what im questioning...we are being lied to and i think it would be good to engage in discussions to figure out why and who is who..

    and this news makes me think the U.S., Iran, Russia are actually working together to figure out whos funding these terrorists and i think they are finding its Saudi Arabia... by creating a mass media diversion...maybe this info leaked about the stopping of the plants in iran in 2003 wasnt supposed to be leaked...but this is all assuming bush isnt pushing iran for money and greed purposes (which could very well be the reason) SELF INTEREST ONCE AGAIN? or a Diabolical plot to find the culprits... STAY TUNED!
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    Put on your tin foil hats here comes the Conspiracy Theory Express.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • godpt3
    godpt3 Posts: 1,020
    Jimmy Carter should've nuke the fuckers back in '79 when they took hostages.
    "If all those sweet, young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised."
    —Dorothy Parker

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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    godpt3 wrote:
    Jimmy Carter should've nuke the fuckers back in '79 when they took hostages.

    :(
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • NoK
    NoK Posts: 824
    macgyver06 wrote:
    thats what im questioning...we are being lied to and i think it would be good to engage in discussions to figure out why and who is who..

    and this news makes me think the U.S., Iran, Russia are actually working together to figure out whos funding these terrorists and i think they are finding its Saudi Arabia... by creating a mass media diversion...maybe this info leaked about the stopping of the plants in iran in 2003 wasnt supposed to be leaked...but this is all assuming bush isnt pushing iran for money and greed purposes (which could very well be the reason) SELF INTEREST ONCE AGAIN? or a Diabolical plot to find the culprits... STAY TUNED!

    Are you serious?
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    NoK wrote:
    Are you serious?

    Unfortunetly he is.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • NoK
    NoK Posts: 824
    mammasan wrote:
    Unfortunetly he is.

    At least he didn't say the Iranians and Israelis are working together. I'll give him credit for that!
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    NoK wrote:
    At least he didn't say the Iranians and Israelis are working together. I'll give him credit for that!

    No the Israelies are working with the Saudies to fund terrorism.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    Bush doesnt have the support to invade his wife's vagina much less Iran. Everybody's worried over nothing.
  • 810wmb
    810wmb Posts: 849
    MrSmith wrote:
    Bush doesnt have the support to invade his wife's vagina much less Iran. Everybody's worried over nothing.

    hell, i'd clap for him if he wanted to try
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    NCfan wrote:
    Yeah, maybe I'm niave but wouldn't the proper move here be for Bush to hail this new report as a breakthrough, and praise the Iranian government?

    I'm not saying we should trust them, but this just makes Bush look like an ass clown - especially because he knew about this a long time ago.

    So my question is why the fuck have we been pusing sanctions on Iran when we knew they suspended their weapons program? This just stregthens China and Russia sense they have been against sanctions.

    Bush really fucked this one up big time!

    my guess is he's hoping if he can provoke them enough, they'll launch a missile at us so he can declare a state of emergency and suspend elections indefinitely... you know, until we take care of all the muslims in the world.
  • Yoyoyo
    Yoyoyo Posts: 310
    macgyver06 wrote:
    do you think bush didnt know they stopped production?

    the huge question i think here is...how come Iran was playing along like they were developing... why would they want to trick us into invading them?

    They have said repeatedly they stopped trying to develope nukes a long time ago.
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