Gay sex is hazardous to your health

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    Deni wrote:
    Well, I have to say that I agree with Dunkman in everything but the whole "clitoris is a tiny penis" thing.


    nope.. you got me there.. point acquiesced on my part.. you were and are correct :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Deni
    Deni Posts: 233
    Jeanie wrote:
    But if the human anus couldn't take a penis in it, it wouldn't. And for some people it doesn't. We didn't come with a handbook. We can only try and see what does work. And seeing as how so many people are sticking their penis into anuses and they are actually getting the damn things in, then I'd say that clearly it was designed for that.

    Well, I agree with cornnifer. To me that's like saying... Hey! My hand fits down the garbage disposal. Since my hand fits down there then the garbage disposal was made to put my hand in. Never mind all the evidence that suggest its a dangerous thing to do. I mean, at least put on a metal "glove" first. lol ;)
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  • Deni
    Deni Posts: 233
    dunkman wrote:
    nope.. you got me there.. point acquiesced on my part.. you were and are correct :)

    That's why I love you dunkman! You know your place. ;)

    Just kidding.
    "Ideas are bulletproof." --V

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    Deni
    :)
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    i could shove a toe into an earhole... or i could shove a fingernail down my jap's eye... just cos it goes in doesnt meant its meant to be there...

    I can't see that anything done for the pursuit of pleasure, by consenting adults is a problem dunk, so if it gets you off, then go for it!!
    I shudder to think what some folks can get excited about but I don't have to be there.
    Wouldn't it be funny though if some cave man shoved his toe in his cave woman's earhole millions of years ago and we were all debating the validity of it now?? :D

    dunkman wrote:
    and they are only getting peni (i dont know if thats a word but i like it) into ani (same again) using a lubricant... you cant just ram it up there
    Not that I want to get into it, but people use natural lubricant all the time during sex, saliva, ejaculate. Anyway, I'm bored of this now.

    I think you should get your prostate checked. :) It's very important. :)
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    so you got him to shove a steak knife up ... mmmm kinky
    Um no, it was more like I strongly encouraged him to reconsider his actions by placing a steak knife between me and him.




    dunkman wrote:
    nun

    Pervert!! ;):D
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  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    Jeanie wrote:
    Last bloke that tried was introduced to a steak knife. :o

    )


    Why, i respectfully ask, is that? If it is so naturally designed for such activity, and so pleasureable, why such an aversion? ;)
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    Deni wrote:
    That's why I love you dunkman! You know your place. ;)


    normally hovvering over a giant clit :):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Deni
    Deni Posts: 233
    Jeanie wrote:
    I can't see that anything done for the pursuit of pleasure, by consenting adults is a problem dunk, so if it gets you off, then go for it!!
    I shudder to think what some folks can get excited about but I don't have to be there.
    Wouldn't it be funny though if some cave man shoved his toe in his cave woman's earhole millions of years ago and we were all debating the validity of it now?? :D

    That would be kinda funny! lol If only there was a gland in my ear (or my toe) that felt good when I did that... well then we would really have something to discuss. lol


    Not that I want to get into it, but people use natural lubricant all the time during sex, saliva, ejaculate. Anyway, I'm bored of this now.

    I think you should get your prostate checked. :) It's very important. :)

    Very good advice for the boys! :D
    "Ideas are bulletproof." --V

    Peace and Love
    Deni
    :)
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Deni wrote:
    Well, I agree with cornnifer. To me that's like saying... Hey! My hand fits down the garbage disposal. Since my hand fits down there then the garbage disposal was made to put my hand in. Never mind all the evidence that suggest its a dangerous thing to do. I mean, at least put on a metal "glove" first. lol ;)

    Well guess we better go gay bashing then and stop all these queers from showing their love for each other.

    Seemingly they aren't getting the health warning. And neither are heterosexuals by the sound of it. Seems to me that more and more people are partaking of it.

    I'd like a dollar for every guy that's ever told me he's more than happy to shove his dick up his girlfriend/wife's ass.


    Plenty of dangerous, health problems attached to vaginal sex, but it doesn't seem to stop anyone.
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  • Deni
    Deni Posts: 233
    dunkman wrote:
    normally hovvering over a giant clit :):)


    Didn't we all ready cover this... a giant clit would be a penis. *giggle* Unless you are talking about a giant woman with a giant clit... well, then never mind. lol
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  • Deni
    Deni Posts: 233
    Jeanie wrote:
    Well guess we better go gay bashing then and stop all these queers from showing their love for each other.

    No! Seriously, you need to go back and read some of my other posts. I don't have anything against anal sex between consenting adult (gay or not). But one does have to be especially careful (which most gay men are) because the anus was not made to be used that way. That's all I'm saying.
    Plenty of dangerous, health problems attached to vaginal sex, but it doesn't seem to stop anyone.

    That is very true! And I'm not trying to tell anybody NOT to do it. I think everybody needs to be careful no matter what sort of sex they are having.
    "Ideas are bulletproof." --V

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    Deni
    :)
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    cornnifer wrote:
    Why, i respectfully ask, is that? If it is so naturally designed for such activity, and so pleasureable, why such an aversion? ;)

    Perhaps, because when you aren't dealing with consenting adults as I mentioned before, it's not so pleasurable. Well not for both parties anyway.
    I have an aversion to being forced to do anything and he discovered that he had an aversion to steak knives! :D
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    Deni wrote:
    Didn't we all ready cover this... a giant clit would be a penis. *giggle* Unless you are talking about a giant woman with a giant clit... well, then never mind. lol


    i actually meant my own giant clit :o

    a giant women you say... and where could i find this phenomena you speak of :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    Jeanie wrote:
    Well guess we better go gay bashing then and stop all these queers from showing their love for each other.

    dont think anyones saying that... i personally dont care if they bum each other all day and night.. go for it. :)

    gay men are awesome...








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    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    Jeanie wrote:
    Well guess we better go gay bashing then and stop all these queers from showing their love for each other.

    Seemingly they aren't getting the health warning. And neither are heterosexuals by the sound of it. Seems to me that more and more people are partaking of it.

    I'd like a dollar for every guy that's ever told me he's more than happy to shove his dick up his girlfriend/wife's ass.


    Plenty of dangerous, health problems attached to vaginal sex, but it doesn't seem to stop anyone.

    It has absolutely nothing to do with gay bashing, or homophobia, or anything like that, and, i, personally, have already acknowledged that there are health risks associated with vaginal intercourse.
    Furthermore, i am not ashamed to admit as a straight man that on RARE occasion my wife and i have incorporated that spice of variety to our intimate relationship (once or twice on purpose and a few more on accident :D). Although i can't say i'm "more than happy to", if you want i'll paypal you a dollar.
    My original, and only point is, there is no denying the BIOLOGICAL and PHYSIOLOGICAL complementarity of sexes.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Deni wrote:
    That would be kinda funny! lol If only there was a gland in my ear (or my toe) that felt good when I did that... well then we would really have something to discuss. lol

    Well one does have to wonder at the things others find pleasurable! :D




    Deni wrote:
    Very good advice for the boys! :D

    Yeah, shame they are all too busy poking instead of being poked! ;)
    Such a simple procedure with obvious preventative health benefits.
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Deni wrote:
    No! Seriously, you need to go back and read some of my other posts. I don't have anything against anal sex between consenting adult (gay or not). But one does have to be especially careful (which most gay men are) because the anus was not made to be used that way. That's all I'm saying.

    And I would agree that there are obvious precautions that need to be taken.
    But if they want to partake and they can, then why shouldn't they? If asses couldn't be used that way then they wouldn't be.


    Deni wrote:
    That is very true! And I'm not trying to tell anybody NOT to do it. I think everybody needs to be careful no matter what sort of sex they are having.

    Exactly. :)
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  • Deni
    Deni Posts: 233
    dunkman wrote:
    i actually meant my own giant clit :o

    OOOOHHH! I get it! *giggle* :o
    a giant women you say... and where could i find this phenomena you speak of :)

    Giant Woman! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGzAgA51ZXg
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  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Deni wrote:
    It is not a necessity to conceive, and I never said it was. I said it HELPED in conception!
    My mistake.. when you said "Orgasm is not just pleasurable for a woman it is a biological imperative", I understood that as a necessity.
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    dont think anyones saying that... i personally dont care if they bum each other all day and night.. go for it. :)

    gay men are awesome...

    at hairdressing

    I have had some EXCELLENT gay hairdressers! :)
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