Obama Favors Partial Birth Abortions
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Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:Hahaha! I'll have to try that sometime.
Actually, the strangest thing is, they don't sell Lucky Charms in Ireland. :eek:
I just can't believe they've outsourced your work and your own product like that.If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Abookamongstthemany wrote:I just can't believe they've outsourced your work and your own product like that.
Psh. We make our own lucky charms from Leprechaun sweat and St. Patrick's bone marrow.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:Psh. We make our own lucky charms from Leprechaun sweat and St. Patrick's bone marrow.
*drooling over here*If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Abookamongstthemany wrote:*drooling over here*
Hehe... There's something very wrong with both of us.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:Hehe... There's something very wrong with both of us.
If loving St Patrick's bone marrow based lucky charms is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!!
Okay, I'll stop now.If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde0 -
Abookamongstthemany wrote:If loving St Patrick's bone marrow based lucky charms is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!!
Okay, I'll stop now.
Yeah, thread integrity, right?
Um... the concept of St. Patrick's bone marrow based lucky charms is about as silly as thinking Obama is gonna wantonly slaughter new-borns.
Hooray!Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:Yeah, thread integrity, right?
Um... the concept of St. Patrick's bone marrow based lucky charms is about as silly as thinking Obama is gonna wantonly slaughter new-borns.
Hooray!
Yep, none of the candidates will.
Cept that bastard, NaderIf you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde0 -
Abookamongstthemany wrote:Yep, none of the candidates will.
Cept that bastard, Nader
Actually, slaughtering a percentage of newborns might make universal healthcare more conceivable to some folks - less people to pay for with their precious taxes.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:Actually, slaughtering a percentage of newborns might make universal healthcare more conceivable to some folks - less people to pay for with their precious taxes.
Sell it, man! Sell it!
That argument might actually work on some of those tax haters, sadly.If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde0 -
Abookamongstthemany wrote:Sell it, man! Sell it!
That argument might actually work on some of those tax haters, sadly.
Especially since it'd mean less demand for all sorts of resources - gas, food, what have you. Prices would plummet.
I'm actually starting to buy my own rhetoric. Elect me!Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:Especially since it'd mean less demand for all sorts of resources - gas, food, what have you. Prices would plummet.
I'm actually starting to buy my own rhetoric. Elect me!
check the sigIf you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde0 -
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0
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Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:Wooo!
Obama promises change... I promise a surprise!
But you have actually been surprising.If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Abookamongstthemany wrote:But you have actually been surprising.
I'm sure Obama will change some things. Maybe the Oval Office decor. His underwear, one would hope. It's not all just political bullshit.
Besides, despite my cunning name, I'm not a Rhinocerous.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:I'm sure Obama will change some things. Maybe the Oval Office decor. His underwear, one would hope. It's not all just political bullshit.
Besides, despite my cunning name, I'm not a Rhinocerous.
See! Another surprise!If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde0 -
Abookamongstthemany wrote:See! Another surprise!
You're right - I'm totally electable!
My campaign promises:
- Artificial clouds (made out of cotton wool and tin foil) to be installed in all school halls.
- More horses.
- Fewer horses?
- Bees.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:You're right - I'm totally electable!
My campaign promises:
- Artificial clouds (made out of cotton wool and tin foil) to be installed in all school halls.
- More horses.
- Fewer horses?
- Bees.
Polls show more horses is favorable.If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde0 -
Abookamongstthemany wrote:Polls show more horses is favorable.
More horses it is.
OR IS IT!!??!?!?!?!?
(Gotta keep that element of surprise)Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:More horses it is.
OR IS IT!!??!?!?!?!?
(Gotta keep that element of surprise)
Good call!
surprises poll as the most favorable.If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde0 -
Abookamongstthemany wrote:Good call!
surprises poll as the most favorable.
Many people ask me to be more specific about my policies. But I always tell them the same thing: no. After all, I wouldn't want my opponents to steal any of my potentially vote-winning ideas.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0
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