Obama Favors Partial Birth Abortions

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  • Especially since it'd mean less demand for all sorts of resources - gas, food, what have you. Prices would plummet.


    I'm actually starting to buy my own rhetoric. Elect me! :D


    check the sig :D
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  • check the sig :D

    Wooo! :D Obama promises change... I promise a surprise!
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  • Wooo! :D Obama promises change... I promise a surprise!


    But you have actually been surprising. ;)
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    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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  • But you have actually been surprising. ;)

    I'm sure Obama will change some things. Maybe the Oval Office decor. His underwear, one would hope. It's not all just political bullshit. :p

    Besides, despite my cunning name, I'm not a Rhinocerous. ;)
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  • I'm sure Obama will change some things. Maybe the Oval Office decor. His underwear, one would hope. It's not all just political bullshit. :p

    Besides, despite my cunning name, I'm not a Rhinocerous. ;)

    See! Another surprise!

    ;)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • See! Another surprise!

    ;)

    You're right - I'm totally electable! :D

    My campaign promises:

    - Artificial clouds (made out of cotton wool and tin foil) to be installed in all school halls.

    - More horses.

    - Fewer horses?

    - Bees.
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  • You're right - I'm totally electable! :D

    My campaign promises:

    - Artificial clouds (made out of cotton wool and tin foil) to be installed in all school halls.

    - More horses.

    - Fewer horses?

    - Bees.


    Polls show more horses is favorable.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Polls show more horses is favorable.

    More horses it is.

    OR IS IT!!??!?!?!?!?

    (Gotta keep that element of surprise) ;)
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  • More horses it is.

    OR IS IT!!??!?!?!?!?

    (Gotta keep that element of surprise) ;)

    Good call!

    surprises poll as the most favorable. :p
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Good call!

    surprises poll as the most favorable. :p

    Many people ask me to be more specific about my policies. But I always tell them the same thing: no. After all, I wouldn't want my opponents to steal any of my potentially vote-winning ideas. :p
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  • Many people ask me to be more specific about my policies. But I always tell them the same thing: no. After all, I wouldn't want my opponents to steal any of my potentially vote-winning ideas. :p

    LMAO! :D

    'I always tell them the same thing: no.'


    How can you go wrong with that strategy??
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    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • LMAO! :D

    'I always tell them the same thing: no.'


    How can you go wrong with that strategy??

    Hey, it's working for Obama, isn't it? :p
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  • Hey, it's working for Obama, isn't it? :p


    At least your honest about it. :p
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    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • At least your honest about it. :p

    That's a plus, I guess. :p The fact that I'm not an American citizen will not hinder this Rhinocerous!

    Hehe... I'd run Nader's campaign so far into the ground, you could call it the Nadir campaign!
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  • SundaySilenceSundaySilence Posts: 536
    nope, just an average politician.

    So was King Herod.
  • So was King Herod.

    HE was just an average politician.
    SHE was just an average mother.
    But the baby that came between Herod and Mary... was anything but average.

    The Bible 2 - The New Testament, coming to a theatre near you.
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  • That's a plus, I guess. :p The fact that I'm not an American citizen will not hinder this Rhinocerous!

    Hehe... I'd run Nader's campaign so far into the ground, you could call it the Nadir campaign!

    :p

    You could be the fresh face of Democrat loathing. :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • :p

    You could be the fresh face of Democrat loathing. :D

    Please - I don't see any need for party boundaries. I want to be loathed by Demmiecrats and Republicans alike! :D
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  • So was King Herod.


    I don't know much about the bible, sorry. :o

    At least he was a king...which makes it somewhat more excusable.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Please - I don't see any need for party boundaries. I want to be loathed by Demmiecrats and Republicans alike! :D


    Once we get you elected, you'll get enough of that from both sides....patience young grasshopper. :p
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Once we get you elected, you'll get enough of that from both sides....patience young grasshopper. :p

    I have so much to learn. :( :p

    Still, I'm confident I can win over a substantial amount of people once I show them my special dance. :)
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  • I have so much to learn. :( :p

    Still, I'm confident I can win over a substantial amount of people once I show them my special dance. :)


    You mean the one where we all link arms and dance around a fire in the middle of the woods?!

    You're really pulling out all the stops!
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • You mean the one where we all link arms and dance around a fire in the middle of the woods?!

    You're really pulling out all the stops!

    Well, there's that one... but I was talking about the one where I cover myself in cooking oil, and writhe unsettlingly against a wall...:o
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  • Urban HikerUrban Hiker Posts: 1,312
    This is the best abortion thread EVER!!! :D
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  • This is the best abortion thread EVER!!! :D

    So I can count on your vote? :D
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  • Well, there's that one... but I was talking about the one where I cover myself in cooking oil, and writhe unsettlingly against a wall...:o

    Oooooooo

    that one! :eek:


    You know I'm surprised when I pull out the eek emoticon!

    This has just been taken to a whole new level altogether.
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    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Oooooooo

    that one! :eek:


    You know I'm surprised when I pull out the eek emoticon!

    This has just been taken to a whole new level altogether.

    It gets better... but I'm not sure I should ruin the surprise...;)
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  • Urban HikerUrban Hiker Posts: 1,312
    So I can count on your vote? :D

    I think that it is really important that a candidate can make me laugh - so, yes. ;)

    But - how do we get around that whole someone not born in the US cannot be elected president???
    Wait, where you born in the US and live in Ireland???

    I heard Ireland is looking for new citizens and offering dual citizenship to people who can prove their grandparents were born in Ireland. However, I heard this from a very young anarchist. So....

    Anywho.... I'm with Abook ----> Nader/Gonzalez/Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!!!
    Walking can be a real trip
    ***********************
    "We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
    ***********************
    Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
  • I think that it is really important that a candidate can make me laugh - so, yes. ;)

    But - how do we get around that whole someone not born in the US cannot be elected president???
    Wait, where you born in the US and live in Ireland???

    I heard Ireland is looking for new citizens and offering dual citizenship to people who can prove their grandparents were born in Ireland. However, I heard this from a very young anarchist. So....

    Anywho.... I'm with Abook ----> Nader/Gonzalez/Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!!!


    Hey Urban Hiker! :D

    Now Rhinocerous Surprise has a posse!! ;)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • I think that it is really important that a candidate can make me laugh - so, yes. ;)

    But - how do we get around that whole someone not born in the US cannot be elected president???
    Wait, where you born in the US and live in Ireland???

    I heard Ireland is looking for new citizens and offering dual citizenship to people who can prove their grandparents were born in Ireland. However, I heard this from a very young anarchist. So....

    Anywho.... I'm with Abook ----> Nader/Gonzalez/Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!!!

    Well, I'm Irish through and through, but that's easily solved - we blatantly ignore the constitution! Politicians have been doing it for years! :D
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