Many people ask me to be more specific about my policies. But I always tell them the same thing: no. After all, I wouldn't want my opponents to steal any of my potentially vote-winning ideas.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
Many people ask me to be more specific about my policies. But I always tell them the same thing: no. After all, I wouldn't want my opponents to steal any of my potentially vote-winning ideas.
LMAO!
'I always tell them the same thing: no.'
How can you go wrong with that strategy??
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Walking can be a real trip
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
I think that it is really important that a candidate can make me laugh - so, yes.
But - how do we get around that whole someone not born in the US cannot be elected president???
Wait, where you born in the US and live in Ireland???
I heard Ireland is looking for new citizens and offering dual citizenship to people who can prove their grandparents were born in Ireland. However, I heard this from a very young anarchist. So....
Anywho.... I'm with Abook ----> Nader/Gonzalez/Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!!!
Walking can be a real trip
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
***********************
Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
I think that it is really important that a candidate can make me laugh - so, yes.
But - how do we get around that whole someone not born in the US cannot be elected president???
Wait, where you born in the US and live in Ireland???
I heard Ireland is looking for new citizens and offering dual citizenship to people who can prove their grandparents were born in Ireland. However, I heard this from a very young anarchist. So....
Anywho.... I'm with Abook ----> Nader/Gonzalez/Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!!!
Hey Urban Hiker!
Now Rhinocerous Surprise has a posse!!
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I think that it is really important that a candidate can make me laugh - so, yes.
But - how do we get around that whole someone not born in the US cannot be elected president???
Wait, where you born in the US and live in Ireland???
I heard Ireland is looking for new citizens and offering dual citizenship to people who can prove their grandparents were born in Ireland. However, I heard this from a very young anarchist. So....
Anywho.... I'm with Abook ----> Nader/Gonzalez/Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!!!
Well, I'm Irish through and through, but that's easily solved - we blatantly ignore the constitution! Politicians have been doing it for years!
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Wooo! Obama promises change... I promise a surprise!
But you have actually been surprising.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I'm sure Obama will change some things. Maybe the Oval Office decor. His underwear, one would hope. It's not all just political bullshit.
Besides, despite my cunning name, I'm not a Rhinocerous.
See! Another surprise!
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
You're right - I'm totally electable!
My campaign promises:
- Artificial clouds (made out of cotton wool and tin foil) to be installed in all school halls.
- More horses.
- Fewer horses?
- Bees.
Polls show more horses is favorable.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
More horses it is.
OR IS IT!!??!?!?!?!?
(Gotta keep that element of surprise)
Good call!
surprises poll as the most favorable.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Many people ask me to be more specific about my policies. But I always tell them the same thing: no. After all, I wouldn't want my opponents to steal any of my potentially vote-winning ideas.
LMAO!
'I always tell them the same thing: no.'
How can you go wrong with that strategy??
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Hey, it's working for Obama, isn't it?
At least your honest about it.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
That's a plus, I guess. The fact that I'm not an American citizen will not hinder this Rhinocerous!
Hehe... I'd run Nader's campaign so far into the ground, you could call it the Nadir campaign!
So was King Herod.
HE was just an average politician.
SHE was just an average mother.
But the baby that came between Herod and Mary... was anything but average.
The Bible 2 - The New Testament, coming to a theatre near you.
You could be the fresh face of Democrat loathing.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Please - I don't see any need for party boundaries. I want to be loathed by Demmiecrats and Republicans alike!
I don't know much about the bible, sorry.
At least he was a king...which makes it somewhat more excusable.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Once we get you elected, you'll get enough of that from both sides....patience young grasshopper.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I have so much to learn. :(
Still, I'm confident I can win over a substantial amount of people once I show them my special dance.
You mean the one where we all link arms and dance around a fire in the middle of the woods?!
You're really pulling out all the stops!
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Well, there's that one... but I was talking about the one where I cover myself in cooking oil, and writhe unsettlingly against a wall...:o
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
So I can count on your vote?
Oooooooo
that one! :eek:
You know I'm surprised when I pull out the eek emoticon!
This has just been taken to a whole new level altogether.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
It gets better... but I'm not sure I should ruin the surprise...;)
I think that it is really important that a candidate can make me laugh - so, yes.
But - how do we get around that whole someone not born in the US cannot be elected president???
Wait, where you born in the US and live in Ireland???
I heard Ireland is looking for new citizens and offering dual citizenship to people who can prove their grandparents were born in Ireland. However, I heard this from a very young anarchist. So....
Anywho.... I'm with Abook ----> Nader/Gonzalez/Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!!!
***********************
"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
***********************
Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
Hey Urban Hiker!
Now Rhinocerous Surprise has a posse!!
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Well, I'm Irish through and through, but that's easily solved - we blatantly ignore the constitution! Politicians have been doing it for years!