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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    hippiemom wrote:
    Haha!!! Earth to HHKC!!!

    And VG! And what the hell ever happened to MyAndrogynousMind????

    And Milhouse ... we defintely need Milhouse ....
    i havent seen MAM on here in ages and wheres my2hands been lately
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hippiemom wrote:
    I'm well on my way to getting drunk ... not quite there yet, but give me time, I just got home an hour ago ... and I'm something like 1/16 Scottish.

    Cheers, dunky!


    you're welcome le mom du hippie...


    i'm drink tonight to escape your reality... i'm sorry but your posts of late have reminded me of my beloved nana.

    now wheres that mpeg of my elephant impression... it'll take a while to upload as its 368megabytes!!! this was due to the sheer panaromic widescreen setting required to fill the screen baby :):):):)


    i have a red wine mustache (i cant even spell mustache!!)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Ah, the memories! Now where's HHKC?


    probably smelling Pychosinlove
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    here we go, boys and girls ... the Super-Official Drunken AMT Chat Room!

    http://gabbly.com/forums.pearljam.com/forumdisplay.php?f=15
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    :D:D:D
    i don't know why, but it makes me happy to read a drunken hippiemom. :)
    i already did my fair share of drinking the past 2 nights being my 'weekend'...tomorrow i work, so i shall toast you in spirit! have fun m'dear...you so deserve it! :cool:


    someday we all need to get our drink on in person!
    *cheers!*
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    decides2dream wrote:
    :D:D:D
    i don't know why, but it makes me happy to read a drunken hippiemom. :)
    i already did my fair share of drinking the past 2 nights being my 'weekend'...tomorrow i work, so i shall toast you in spirit! have fun m'dear...you so deserve it! :cool:


    someday we all need to get our drink on in person!
    *cheers!*
    ***hugs and kisses*** for my dear friend dream :)

    stop in and say hi to the drunks, if you are so bold :D
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    hippiemom wrote:
    Close up the bar you know the gates of the brewery
    She's out there every night
    And she sure ain't drinkin' tea
    I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
    But she's got this habit now and it sure is gettin' bad

    That whiskey drinkin' woman
    Is makin' a poor man out of me

    She's got bottles in the kitchen
    Even got them in my bed
    Most times I see her now
    She's three parts out of her head
    Don't know where I went wrong
    I sure try to treat her right
    But it sure upsets me
    Seein' her juiced up every night.

    That whiskey drinkin' woman
    Is makin' a poor man out of me

    Got to solve this problem
    Won't you help me find the key
    The way that things are going
    I'll have to buy the distillery
    She just stands there smilin'
    With a whiskey in each hand
    Got to think of something
    Don't know how much I can stand

    That whiskey drinkin' woman
    Is makin' a poor man out of me

    Got to get myself together, start workin' something out
    Maybe if I tried some booze, I'd know what it's about
    I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
    But she's got this problem now
    And it sure is gettin' bad.

    That whiskey drinkin' woman
    Is makin' a poor man out of me

    Got to solve this problem
    Won't you help me find the key
    The way that things are going
    I'll have to buy the distillery
    She just stands there smilin'
    With a whiskey in each hand
    Got to think of something
    Don't know how much I can stand

    Now that's ME!!! :p



    :D Except I don't even drink beer, or whiskey....or even straight up liquor. Damn, I'm a baby. lol
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Now that's ME!!! :p



    :D Except I don't even drink beer, or whiskey....or even straight up liquor. Damn, I'm a baby. lol
    I know you don't! That's why it was funny :D

    Now come to the chat, you drunkard!
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    hippiemom wrote:
    Haha!!! Earth to HHKC!!!

    And VG! And what the hell ever happened to MyAndrogynousMind????

    And Milhouse ... we defintely need Milhouse ....

    Kurt's a college boy now. I guess he's too new for his old buddies these days. I haven't spoken to him in months. :(
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    As I went down through Glasgow city
    Just to see what I might spy
    What should I see but Nancy Whiskey
    A playful twinkle in her eye

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    I bought her, I drank her, I had another
    Ran out of money, so I did steal
    She ran me ragged, Nancy Whiskey
    For seven years, a rollin' wheel

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    The more I held her, the more I loved her
    Nancy had her spell on me
    All I knew was lovely Nancy
    The things I needed I could not see

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    As I awoke to slake my thirst
    As I tried crawling from my bed
    I fell down flat, I could not stagger
    Nancy had me by the legs

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    Come on landlandy, what's the owing
    Tell me what there is to pay
    Fifteen shillings that's the reckoning
    Now pay me quickly and go away

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    hippiemom wrote:
    I know you don't! That's why it was funny :D

    Now come to the chat, you drunkard!


    On me way! :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Y'all shouldn't drink so much, it damages memory.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Last night as I slept
    I dreamt I met with behan
    I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
    When questioned on his views
    On the crux of lifes philosophies
    He had but these few clear and simple words to say

    I am going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing

    I have cursed, bled and sworn
    Jumped bail and landed up in jail
    Life has often tried to stretch me
    But the rope always was slack
    And now that Ive a pile
    Ill go down to the chelsea
    Ill walk in on my feet
    But Ill leave there on my back

    Because I am going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing

    *Oh the words that he spoke
    Seemed the wisest of philosophies
    Theres nothing ever gained
    By a wet thing called a tear
    When the world is too dark
    And I need the light inside of me
    Ill walk into a bar
    And drink fifteen pints of beer

    Iam going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing

    I am going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing


    *The greatest lyric in the history of Byrnzie's reckoning!
  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Byrnzie wrote:
    As I went down through Glasgow city
    Just to see what I might spy
    What should I see but Nancy Whiskey
    A playful twinkle in her eye

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    I bought her, I drank her, I had another
    Ran out of money, so I did steal
    She ran me ragged, Nancy Whiskey
    For seven years, a rollin' wheel

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    The more I held her, the more I loved her
    Nancy had her spell on me
    All I knew was lovely Nancy
    The things I needed I could not see

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    As I awoke to slake my thirst
    As I tried crawling from my bed
    I fell down flat, I could not stagger
    Nancy had me by the legs

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    Come on landlandy, what's the owing
    Tell me what there is to pay
    Fifteen shillings that's the reckoning
    Now pay me quickly and go away

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    Byrnzie!!! Get your ass in the chat!

    http://gabbly.com/forums.pearljam.co...splay.php?f=15
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • angelica
    angelica Posts: 6,038
    Yeah, Byrnzie. At that it's very late is NO excuse!
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Y'all shouldn't drink so much, it damages memory.


    doh! *slaps forehead*
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Bring it Byrnzie...
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • angelica
    angelica Posts: 6,038
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Bring it Byrnzie...
    Yeah.
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I clicked on that link and siad something about Gabbly. I can't work out what to do with it. :( Bah humbug!
  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I clicked on that link and siad something about Gabbly. I can't work out what to do with it. :( Bah humbug!
    Don't give up on us Byrnzie!!!! Click the link, a little box should open up ... we will all be in said box!
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963

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