May I have your attention, please ....

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  • hippiemom wrote:
    I know you don't! That's why it was funny :D

    Now come to the chat, you drunkard!


    On me way! :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Y'all shouldn't drink so much, it damages memory.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Last night as I slept
    I dreamt I met with behan
    I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
    When questioned on his views
    On the crux of lifes philosophies
    He had but these few clear and simple words to say

    I am going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing

    I have cursed, bled and sworn
    Jumped bail and landed up in jail
    Life has often tried to stretch me
    But the rope always was slack
    And now that Ive a pile
    Ill go down to the chelsea
    Ill walk in on my feet
    But Ill leave there on my back

    Because I am going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing

    *Oh the words that he spoke
    Seemed the wisest of philosophies
    Theres nothing ever gained
    By a wet thing called a tear
    When the world is too dark
    And I need the light inside of me
    Ill walk into a bar
    And drink fifteen pints of beer


    Iam going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing

    I am going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing


    *The greatest lyric in the history of Byrnzie's reckoning!
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Byrnzie wrote:
    As I went down through Glasgow city
    Just to see what I might spy
    What should I see but Nancy Whiskey
    A playful twinkle in her eye

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    I bought her, I drank her, I had another
    Ran out of money, so I did steal
    She ran me ragged, Nancy Whiskey
    For seven years, a rollin' wheel

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    The more I held her, the more I loved her
    Nancy had her spell on me
    All I knew was lovely Nancy
    The things I needed I could not see

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    As I awoke to slake my thirst
    As I tried crawling from my bed
    I fell down flat, I could not stagger
    Nancy had me by the legs

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    Come on landlandy, what's the owing
    Tell me what there is to pay
    Fifteen shillings that's the reckoning
    Now pay me quickly and go away

    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
    Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh

    Byrnzie!!! Get your ass in the chat!

    http://gabbly.com/forums.pearljam.co...splay.php?f=15
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    Yeah, Byrnzie. At that it's very late is NO excuse!
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    Y'all shouldn't drink so much, it damages memory.


    doh! *slaps forehead*
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Bring it Byrnzie...
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    Bring it Byrnzie...
    Yeah.
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I clicked on that link and siad something about Gabbly. I can't work out what to do with it. :( Bah humbug!
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I clicked on that link and siad something about Gabbly. I can't work out what to do with it. :( Bah humbug!
    Don't give up on us Byrnzie!!!! Click the link, a little box should open up ... we will all be in said box!
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    Hey, we're waiting Byrnzie!
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    angelica wrote:
    Hey, we're waiting Byrnzie!

    I can't work it out. I click on the link and it takes me to a box where some random dudes are shatting shit, but you lot aren't there and it isn't anything to do with Pearl Jam. :rolleyes:
  • Byrnzie wrote:
    I can't work it out. I click on the link and it takes me to a box where some random dudes are shatting shit, but you lot aren't there and it isn't anything to do with Pearl Jam. :rolleyes:


    I'm no random dude!:p
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I can't work it out. I click on the link and it takes me to a box where some random dudes are shatting shit, but you lot aren't there and it isn't anything to do with Pearl Jam. :rolleyes:
    Go to the link on the second page.
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    Now I can't get back on. :(
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Knock it off with the PMs already, and get your asses into the chat before I pass out.

    Thank you!!!!!
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • angelica wrote:
    Now I can't get back on. :(

    So, it's not like riding a bike?
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    no! :(
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    i cant get back on either, FUCKING SUCKS
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    And I was just getting into "realtime"! :(
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    hippiemom wrote:
    Knock it off with the PMs already, and get your asses into the chat before I pass out.

    Thank you!!!!!
    I haven't talked to one person in pms since I bumped myself!
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • angelica wrote:
    I haven't talked to one person in pms since I bumped myself!


    Hmm, I wonder what the deal is?
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    Hmm, I wonder what the deal is?
    It keeps saying "loading"...and when I try to close it, then it's a nonresponsive program.
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • dunkman wrote:
    i'm drunk... and scottish.... i'm sorry for those confessions, actually not the Scottish bit... but i am drunk :o
    What was it then ye haggis-muncher? Bucky or Grouse? :D
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    of all the nights for gabbly-chat to take shit!!!!

    hang on, let me see if i can figure this out ...
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    I'll be waiting...
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • I've got a box but there isn't anything in it?
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Y'all shouldn't drink so much, it damages memory.

    Sorry to interupt guys & girls but...............................................:)

    Ahnimus, don't you know some memory needs to be damaged!!! :rolleyes:

    And this from the guy on the THC, or did you forget what that does? ;)


    Carry on kids!! :)

    Love you Hippimom! :)

    Hope it's a nice, long, delicious decent into sillyness!! :)

    Oh and a hangover free zone!! :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • hippiemom wrote:
    ... I feel a serious drunk coming on, and I would strongly encourage everyone to take anything I say after ... oh, say 8pm or so, Eastern Standard Time ... with several grains of salt .... accompanied by a tequila shooter, if that's to your liking. Cheers!

    Thank you ... you will now be returned to your regularly scheduled programming.

    sadly, i'm working and won't be leaving until midnight (eastern standard), but as soon as i get home i'm gonna take a couple monster bong hits and watch 'the departed'. i'd toast a drink to you, but i don't drink at home. only at the SU football games.
    "PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?"
    ~Michael Bolton
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    I've got a box but there isn't anything in it?
    Is it saying it's loading?
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
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