May I have your attention, please ....
hippiemom
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... I feel a serious drunk coming on, and I would strongly encourage everyone to take anything I say after ... oh, say 8pm or so, Eastern Standard Time ... with several grains of salt .... accompanied by a tequila shooter, if that's to your liking. Cheers!
Thank you ... you will now be returned to your regularly scheduled programming.
Thank you ... you will now be returned to your regularly scheduled programming.
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
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minus the tequila. blech.
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Cheers!
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
lets go out for a drink. on me!! you know what they say opposites attract!!
Ixnay on any epressingday topics ... this is pure drunken stupidness tonight
I do have a triangle though! I play a mean triangle!
Ok, so it's not as good as a cowbell ... but honestly, this song needs MORE TRIANGLE!
You got it! Beware though, you know I'm a whiskey swilling bitch, and all.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Hmm, I don't think it will work with a triangle.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/salt-sound-waves.html
I'm afraid you're a bit too far away for tonight, jlew.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
She's out there every night
And she sure ain't drinkin' tea
I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
But she's got this habit now and it sure is gettin' bad
That whiskey drinkin' woman
Is makin' a poor man out of me
She's got bottles in the kitchen
Even got them in my bed
Most times I see her now
She's three parts out of her head
Don't know where I went wrong
I sure try to treat her right
But it sure upsets me
Seein' her juiced up every night.
That whiskey drinkin' woman
Is makin' a poor man out of me
Got to solve this problem
Won't you help me find the key
The way that things are going
I'll have to buy the distillery
She just stands there smilin'
With a whiskey in each hand
Got to think of something
Don't know how much I can stand
That whiskey drinkin' woman
Is makin' a poor man out of me
Got to get myself together, start workin' something out
Maybe if I tried some booze, I'd know what it's about
I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
But she's got this problem now
And it sure is gettin' bad.
That whiskey drinkin' woman
Is makin' a poor man out of me
Got to solve this problem
Won't you help me find the key
The way that things are going
I'll have to buy the distillery
She just stands there smilin'
With a whiskey in each hand
Got to think of something
Don't know how much I can stand
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Hair of the Dog was a great album.
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Cheers, dunky!
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
And VG! And what the hell ever happened to MyAndrogynousMind????
And Milhouse ... we defintely need Milhouse ....
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
you're welcome le mom du hippie...
i'm drink tonight to escape your reality... i'm sorry but your posts of late have reminded me of my beloved nana.
now wheres that mpeg of my elephant impression... it'll take a while to upload as its 368megabytes!!! this was due to the sheer panaromic widescreen setting required to fill the screen baby
i have a red wine mustache (i cant even spell mustache!!)
probably smelling Pychosinlove
http://gabbly.com/forums.pearljam.com/forumdisplay.php?f=15
i don't know why, but it makes me happy to read a drunken hippiemom.
i already did my fair share of drinking the past 2 nights being my 'weekend'...tomorrow i work, so i shall toast you in spirit! have fun m'dear...you so deserve it! :cool:
someday we all need to get our drink on in person!
*cheers!*
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
stop in and say hi to the drunks, if you are so bold
Now that's ME!!!
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Now come to the chat, you drunkard!
Kurt's a college boy now. I guess he's too new for his old buddies these days. I haven't spoken to him in months. :(
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Just to see what I might spy
What should I see but Nancy Whiskey
A playful twinkle in her eye
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh
I bought her, I drank her, I had another
Ran out of money, so I did steal
She ran me ragged, Nancy Whiskey
For seven years, a rollin' wheel
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh
The more I held her, the more I loved her
Nancy had her spell on me
All I knew was lovely Nancy
The things I needed I could not see
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh
As I awoke to slake my thirst
As I tried crawling from my bed
I fell down flat, I could not stagger
Nancy had me by the legs
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh
Come on landlandy, what's the owing
Tell me what there is to pay
Fifteen shillings that's the reckoning
Now pay me quickly and go away
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
Whiskey, Whiskey, Nancy Ohh