May I have your attention, please ....

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edited February 2007 in A Moving Train
... I feel a serious drunk coming on, and I would strongly encourage everyone to take anything I say after ... oh, say 8pm or so, Eastern Standard Time ... with several grains of salt .... accompanied by a tequila shooter, if that's to your liking. Cheers!

Thank you ... you will now be returned to your regularly scheduled programming.
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
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  • Posts: 5,515
    hey, that's my line.

    minus the tequila. blech.
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  • Posts: 31,146
    Damn and I'm going out tonight. Make it good, You deserve it. :)
  • Posts: 10,118
    I'm having a shot for you tonight hippiemom!!!!
  • Posts: 8,209
    I'll join ya! I'm home alone and bored outta my mind. I've lost the gift of knowing how to entertain myself, dammit! :( I need to get back in touch with that. :p

    Cheers! :)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Posts: 14,077
    fuck yeah hippiemom, im doing some jager shots for ya hippiemom
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Posts: 10,118
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    I'll join ya! I'm home alone and bored outta my mind. I've lost the gift of knowing how to entertain myself, dammit! :( I need to get back in touch with that. :p

    Cheers! :)


    lets go out for a drink. on me!! you know what they say opposites attract!!
  • Posts: 3,326
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    I'll join ya! I'm home alone and bored outta my mind. I've lost the gift of knowing how to entertain myself, dammit! :( I need to get back in touch with that. :p

    Cheers! :)
    get your ass on the messenger ... I'm there, I'll entertain you!

    Ixnay on any epressingday topics ... this is pure drunken stupidness tonight :D
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • Posts: 10,560
    Pour some salt on a table and play your guitar.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Posts: 3,326
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Pour some salt on a table and play your guitar.
    I don't have a guitar :(

    I do have a triangle though! I play a mean triangle!

    Ok, so it's not as good as a cowbell ... but honestly, this song needs MORE TRIANGLE!
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • Posts: 8,209
    hippiemom wrote:
    get your ass on the messenger ... I'm there, I'll entertain you!

    Ixnay on any epressingday topics ... this is pure drunken stupidness tonight :D

    You got it! Beware though, you know I'm a whiskey swilling bitch, and all. :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Posts: 10,560
    hippiemom wrote:
    I don't have a guitar :(

    I do have a triangle though! I play a mean triangle!

    Ok, so it's not as good as a cowbell ... but honestly, this song needs MORE TRIANGLE!

    Hmm, I don't think it will work with a triangle.

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/salt-sound-waves.html
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Posts: 8,209
    jlew24asu wrote:
    lets go out for a drink. on me!! you know what they say opposites attract!!

    :p Hehe

    I'm afraid you're a bit too far away for tonight, jlew. :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
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    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    You got it! Beware though, you know I'm a whiskey swilling bitch, and all. :D
    Close up the bar you know the gates of the brewery
    She's out there every night
    And she sure ain't drinkin' tea
    I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
    But she's got this habit now and it sure is gettin' bad

    That whiskey drinkin' woman
    Is makin' a poor man out of me

    She's got bottles in the kitchen
    Even got them in my bed
    Most times I see her now
    She's three parts out of her head
    Don't know where I went wrong
    I sure try to treat her right
    But it sure upsets me
    Seein' her juiced up every night.

    That whiskey drinkin' woman
    Is makin' a poor man out of me

    Got to solve this problem
    Won't you help me find the key
    The way that things are going
    I'll have to buy the distillery
    She just stands there smilin'
    With a whiskey in each hand
    Got to think of something
    Don't know how much I can stand

    That whiskey drinkin' woman
    Is makin' a poor man out of me

    Got to get myself together, start workin' something out
    Maybe if I tried some booze, I'd know what it's about
    I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
    But she's got this problem now
    And it sure is gettin' bad.

    That whiskey drinkin' woman
    Is makin' a poor man out of me

    Got to solve this problem
    Won't you help me find the key
    The way that things are going
    I'll have to buy the distillery
    She just stands there smilin'
    With a whiskey in each hand
    Got to think of something
    Don't know how much I can stand
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • Posts: 19,646
    i'm drunk... and scottish.... i'm sorry for those confessions, actually not the Scottish bit... but i am drunk :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Posts: 8,209
    My msn in being an asshole!! It won't let me sign in for whatever reason. I haven't used it in forever and a day...Arrg.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Posts: 5,515
    Nazareth...

    Hair of the Dog was a great album.
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  • Posts: 5,515
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    My msn in being an asshole!! It won't let me sign in for whatever reason. I haven't used it in forever and a day...Arrg.

    Try the MSN Web Messenger.
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    except by express written permission of ©gue_barium, the author.
  • Posts: 3,326
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm drunk... and scottish.... i'm sorry for those confessions, actually not the Scottish bit... but i am drunk :o
    I'm well on my way to getting drunk ... not quite there yet, but give me time, I just got home an hour ago ... and I'm something like 1/16 Scottish.

    Cheers, dunky!
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • Posts: 8,209
    Now this thread reminds me of old school AMT. Ah, the memories! Now where's HHKC?
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Posts: 3,326
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Now this thread reminds me of old school AMT. Ah, the memories! Now where's HHKC?
    Haha!!! Earth to HHKC!!!

    And VG! And what the hell ever happened to MyAndrogynousMind????

    And Milhouse ... we defintely need Milhouse ....
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963

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