Gay sex is hazardous to your health

Rushlimbo
Rushlimbo Posts: 832
edited June 2007 in A Moving Train
Some nice nuggets from the surgeon general nominee, another winner from this brilliant administration --->

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  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    i'm not taking sides one way or the other in this, and this is not an endorsement of the SG nominee as i know very little about the person, but, there really is no debating the biological and physiological complementarity of the sexes. No arguing it at all.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    cornnifer wrote:
    there really is no debating the biological and physiological complementarity of the sexes. No arguing it at all.

    Please explain...
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  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    callen wrote:
    Please explain...

    look, i'm not gonna fight with ya. Its quite obvious what i mean. If you REALLY don't understand, i suggest porno. i don't really endorse porn, but, in extreme educational circumstances such as this, i'll allow an exception.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • Alex_Coe
    Alex_Coe Posts: 762
    Gay sex is a health hazard because the intruder can get poopie on his penis. Duh.
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Gay sex is now bad for me? Fuck! What's left? I can't smoke. I shouldn't drink. I had to cancel my hand grenade juggling act just days before I was supposed to perform at a grade school. Life is just no fun anymore. I guess it's back to vagina. I'm sure that's not bad for me, is it?
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Take it from sue johansen
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=sf2S4lF4y8s

    Basically, the anus is very thin and tears easily, you can get shit in there and it can cause problems. The vagina is more durable, almost like it was designed to get pounded.

    That's the only health issues as far as I know. I don't care what people do though. I just like pussy myself.
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  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    cornnifer wrote:
    look, i'm not gonna fight with ya. Its quite obvious what i mean. If you REALLY don't understand, i suggest porno. i don't really endorse porn, but, in extreme educational circumstances such as this, i'll allow an exception.

    ....lots of dangers and nastiness from hetro sex as well.......and since one can't choose to whom your attracted, it is what it is.....so sing with me "does it really matter"??
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  • SharonC
    SharonC Posts: 105
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Take it from sue johansen
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=sf2S4lF4y8s

    Basically, the anus is very thin and tears easily, you can get shit in there and it can cause problems. The vagina is more durable, almost like it was designed to get pounded.

    That's the only health issues as far as I know. I don't care what people do though. I just like pussy myself.

    I'm not endorsing this view, but if they're going to make that argument, then they should be saying that anal sex (not gay sex) can be dangerous. Lot's of heterosexual people have anal sex, and lots of gay people engage in other sexual activities besides anal sex (in fact, it's not the most common sexual act among gay men). The point is that he's calling "gay sex" dangerous because he has a moral agenda, couched in the pretense of a medical one.

    Vaginas tear during birth. Does that mean we should stop having kids because it could be dangerous?

    And guys, if this complementarity is so biologically obvious, why are there so many cases of homosexual behavior in nature?
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Sorry, I was just commenting on the potential health side-effects of anal sex. Which is common amongst gay men, but also heterosexual couples.
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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    SharonC wrote:
    I'm not endorsing this view, but if they're going to make that argument, then they should be saying that anal sex (not gay sex) can be dangerous. Lot's of heterosexual people have anal sex, and lots of gay people engage in other sexual activities besides anal sex (in fact, it's not the most common sexual act among gay men). The point is that he's calling "gay sex" dangerous because he has a moral agenda, couched in the pretense of a medical one.

    Vaginas tear during birth. Does that mean we should stop having kids because it could be dangerous?

    And guys, if this complementarity is so biologically obvious, why are there so many cases of homosexual behavior in nature?

    what she said

    I'd also point out that vaginas can tear (owie) during straight sex....and I'm not talking about virgin vaginas either.
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    prism wrote:
    what she said

    I'd also point out that vaginas can tear (owie) during straight sex....and I'm not talking about virgin vaginas either.

    Do you extrude feces through your vagina though?

    I didn't think so...
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    gay sex is happy sex.
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • SharonC
    SharonC Posts: 105
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Sorry, I was just commenting on the potential health side-effects of anal sex. Which is common amongst gay men, but also heterosexual couples.

    Yeah, I didn't necessarily think you were supporting his position. I just wanted to use what you said to point out his bias.
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Do you extrude feces through your vagina though?

    I didn't think so...


    no

    I mentioned it because a girl that I used to work with got sepsis that nearly killed her as the result of a vaginal tear from straight sex. it had nothing to do with shit. do most vaginal tears result in sepsis? no, they heal fine on their own. one getting infected and progressing to sepsis is actually rare however it can happen and it's extemely dangerous
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  • Smellyman2
    Smellyman2 Posts: 689
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Do you extrude feces through your vagina though?

    I didn't think so...

    depends if anal sex was first.


    icky
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I never did like playing with other peoples poo...
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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,975
    SharonC wrote:
    I'm not endorsing this view, but if they're going to make that argument, then they should be saying that anal sex (not gay sex) can be dangerous. Lot's of heterosexual people have anal sex, and lots of gay people engage in other sexual activities besides anal sex (in fact, it's not the most common sexual act among gay men). The point is that he's calling "gay sex" dangerous because he has a moral agenda, couched in the pretense of a medical one.

    Vaginas tear during birth. Does that mean we should stop having kids because it could be dangerous?

    And guys, if this complementarity is so biologically obvious, why are there so many cases of homosexual behavior in nature?


    WELL said, covers all the angles. nothing else to add b/c yea.....says it all.
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  • pickupyourwill
    pickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Sorry, I was just commenting on the potential health side-effects of anal sex. Which is common amongst gay men, but also heterosexual couples.

    sorry for pickin' on ya Ahnimus, but I couldn't help but notice that if you take "him" out of your name your left with just an "anus". :p just making on observation is all. continue on with the poopshoot talk.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    SharonC wrote:

    Vaginas tear during birth. Does that mean we should stop having kids because it could be dangerous?

    You're equating anal sex with the actual presentment of a human life?

    ....whoa.....
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    callen wrote:
    ....lots of dangers and nastiness from hetro sex as well.......and since one can't choose to whom your attracted, it is what it is.....so sing with me "does it really matter"??

    Absolutely. i didn't even comment on health risks as i totally understand and agree that there are plenty of health risks associated with straight sex. And, personally, no it doesn't really matter. i could care less what others choose to do in their bedroom. i only commemted on the biological and physiological complementarity of the sexes. it is undisputable.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."

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