Man Faces 30 Years For Stealing a Donut

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  • inmytree
    inmytree Posts: 4,741
    genie wrote:
    glad you approve :) if that was me though i'd go for the burrito. cause i can get cheap pizza more easily

    I initially leaned toward the 'rrito, but then I thought the pizza would be something that could last for a couple of meals...it's kinda hard to eat a whole pizza at one sitting...unless, of course, we're talking about one of those "personal" pizzas...
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    genie wrote:
    glad you approve :) if that was me though i'd go for the burrito. cause i can get cheap pizza more easily

    be careful snatching a taquito...the rollers are really hot!
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    jeffbr wrote:
    Wait, did you mean you wouldn't waste your time worrying about shoplifters at all? Sounds like you've never run a business or had to worry about the bottom line.

    now an economics lesson..come back down to earth..this isnt a big deal and neither someone stealing a donut.


    bottom line.


    hahahaa
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    810wmb wrote:
    so that's an excuse for stealing?

    Well, he is facing a potential life sentence...that should give comfort to some people in America.

    If there was ever a petty/borderline crime combined with extreme over reaction this would probably be it.

    I wonder what color the terror/paranoia level was at that day?
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  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    does anyone get a 'boring' feel from jeffbr
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    you all are aware cops get free donuts in most of these convenient stores...which makes this even more interesting..
  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    macgyver06 wrote:
    now an economics lesson..come back down to earth..this isnt a big deal and neither someone stealing a donut.


    bottom line.


    hahahaa

    Are you 15 years old? Maybe you're a shoplifter. I know that any rational person would understand that you have to have some sort of loss prevention in place if you hope to keep your margins.

    Sorry to bother you with economics, law, and logic. Time for you to run along and steal a donut.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    macgyver06 wrote:
    be careful snatching a taquito...the rollers are really hot!
    inmytree wrote:
    I initially leaned toward the 'rrito, but then I thought the pizza would be something that could last for a couple of meals...it's kinda hard to eat a whole pizza at one sitting...unless, of course, we're talking about one of those "personal" pizzas...

    great posts :D next time we've got to talk to that guy so that at least he steals some food that's really worth it!!

    though stealing personal pizza is a bit more tricky, cause i imagine he has to order it first
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    jeffbr wrote:
    Are you 15 years old? Maybe you're a shoplifter. I know that any rational person would understand that you have to have some sort of loss prevention in place if you hope to keep your margins.

    Sorry to bother you with economics, law, and logic. Time for you to run along and steal a donut.

    its a fucking donut!
  • inmytree
    inmytree Posts: 4,741
    jeffbr wrote:
    Wait, did you mean you wouldn't waste your time worrying about shoplifters at all? Sounds like you've never run a business or had to worry about the bottom line.

    come on now, jeffbr, you know if something is less than a dollar, it's ok to steal...

    you just being silly thinking that it's not ok to steal small items...
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    this is the unwritten human law... under a dollar..is ok to take..


    do any of you put a nickel in those free candy dishes??
  • inmytree
    inmytree Posts: 4,741
    genie wrote:
    great posts :D next time we've got to talk to that guy so that at least he steals some food that's really worth it!!

    though stealing personal pizza is a bit more tricky, cause i imagine he has to order it first

    which makes it (the pizza) a great item to steal...as they hand it to you, run out the door, and since the worker is behind the counter, no one will be in the way to assault...
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    i could eat a donut in one bite...he should of stuffed it in his mouth than ran for the milk aisle
  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    macgyver06 wrote:
    does anyone get a 'boring' feel from jeffbr

    does anyone get the the feeling that macgyver is a petty thief?
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    macgyver06 wrote:
    does anyone get a 'boring' feel from jeffbr

    Jeffbr is upset because he runs a doughnut factory and number of shops, and this was one of his shops ;)
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    jeffbr wrote:
    does anyone get the the feeling that macgyver is a petty thief?


    i dont have to steal a donut 'sir' i usually have 50 cents
  • inmytree
    inmytree Posts: 4,741
    macgyver06 wrote:
    i dont have to steal a donut 'sir' i usually have 50 cents

    you're two cents short...

    which somehow makes sense....
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    genie wrote:
    Jeffbr is upset because he runs a doughnut factory and number of shops, and this was one of his shops ;)


    hes protecting his saudi/indian interests


    i wonder if the clerk asked him if he wanted a slurpee with that as he ran out the door :)
  • jlew24asu
    jlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    4 pages?? maybe it was a boston creme donut. I would kill for one of those right now.
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    jlew24asu wrote:
    4 pages?? maybe it was a boston creme donut. I would kill for one of those right now.


    this almost made me cry :)

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