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setaside2 · December 2003

well holy happy and merry christmas to you and your little girl.

good luck to both of you this coming new year.

love,

seta

sultryevening · December 2003

Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
Give her a kiss for me.
Wait.
Hope that's not as weird as it sounds.

Radar
your a star
and I will!

sultryevening · December 2003

thanks all three of you.
xxxxxxxx
and have peaceful holidays !

Be sound.

Being Enlightened · December 2003

Originally posted by sultryevening
thanks all three of you.
xxxxxxxx
and have peaceful holidays !

Be sound.

Thank-you! And you and yours have a fantastic Christmas and may it be full of love and peace and joy!

Love, B.E.

Being Enlightened · December 2003

So, how did it go? Did you have a fab Christmas with yer baby? Did she have a blast and get lots of good stuff? How are you?

sultryevening · December 2003

well a happy happy new year
to you all. I hope it's a good one.
heres some new ones from me
and a couple of my fave poems that i had with me.

Poppy

It pains me that the poppy has died
I had such high hopes for you
little plant
you grew without me noticing,
unchecking, I thought you a weed,
growing in an untidy corner of my heart and garden
the one day
I saw a bloom

I mistook you for a carnation at first
I read an omen
into your flowering buds
an omen of the girl
and omens into the two buds yet to burst.

Then in interfered with your growth
I added soil and water
and cut your largest flower
to give to my new love.

But the petals fell
before I had even left my tumbledown garden
and now your dry and withered.

Why do I idolize the mundane so much
Your were but a flower and you made me happy
so I'll treasure that and won't mourn you anymore.

sultryevening · December 2003

heres one by a great guy- Henry Normal
he's a comedy writer and has published some ace poetry.

The night my heart caught fire

The blue lights flashed like a cheap disco at a wedding
6 firemen in yellow hats and matching trousers
jumped out of the red engine and the hoses pissed forth.
As damp rapidly became an understatement
a white hat took charge.
" That's the worse case of heartburn I've ever seen" he joked
dragging me unconscious from the wreckage. When eventually I came to I checked my inside pockets- I was in luck , they'd not wet my matches.

sultryevening · December 2003

Char Boy- Tim Burton

For Christmas, Char Boy recieved his usual lump of coal
which made him very happy

For Christmas, Char Boy recieved a small present instead of
his usual lump of coal,
which confused him very much.

For Christmas, Char Boy was mistaken for a dirty fireplace
and swept out into the street.

sultryevening · December 2003

Restraint- by Me.

Is this it
Is this the way from now.
Restraint and silenced emotion
Only kisses on the cheek
a hug that's deliberatly cut too short
to stop me saying what I should not.

Is this love that I have not enough
to see me through the baggage,
I unwittingly struggle to carry behind me?

You've seen me laugh, and sing, and cry naked.
In company must I forget this?
Hiding the fact I long to breathe you in , as my air.

Every scene, every thought is shrouded in you.
In such short, sweet weeks
My soul has been bared and opened.
Must I lock it away again.
Be part of my peace and happiness
without restraint.
But even the restraint is a glory in your arms.

Being Enlightened · December 2003

Originally posted by sultryevening
Restraint- by Me.

Is this it
Is this the way from now.
Restraint and silenced emotion
Only kisses on the cheek
a hug that's deliberatly cut too short
to stop me saying what I should not.

Is this love that I have not enough
to see me through the baggage,
I unwittingly struggle to carry behind me?

You've seen me laugh, and sing, and cry naked.
In company must I forget this?
Hiding the fact I long to breathe you in , as my air.

Every scene, every thought is shrouded in you.
In such short, sweet weeks
My soul has been bared and opened.
Must I lock it away again.
Be part of my peace and happiness
without restraint.
But even the restraint is a glory in your arms.

Please, don't restrain yourself!

A beautiful piece sultry. I also liked that little one by Henry Normal-thanks for sharing!

Happy New Year to you too! All the best for 2004!

sultryevening · January 2004

It's Clockwork
Its buggery
It was clockwork buggery
I've been fucked
fucked by time

Group raped by a vicious gang of seconds
with too much free time on their hands.

60 minutes strapped me to a bed and took mallets to my head.

The hours crept up behind,
shoved a bag over my head
and kidnapped me

In a darkened cellar, the afternoon kicked the shit out of me,
whilst the evening sat back and videotaped the whole thing.

The weeks got together with the months, started a lynch mob and ritually hounded me of town.
Meanwhile the years changed my passport and licence and did the best cover up job they could.

Soon the decade declared war and sent in the hit squad for me.
They clambered on my back
pinned my hands down
pushed me to my knees
and forced me to blow off the century.

I'd been fucked over by time.

Anti-clockwise buggery

Radar(Baba)O'Riley · January 2004

A Clockwork Buggery

That kicked arse......

yours;)

But what about the minutes???? You omitted mentioning the minutes......Maybe something like "A minute's long hand pulled my throat"......or...."with too much free time on their minute hands...."

or

"I luv Jar Jar"

The possibilities are endless........just like time.......

and Dick Clark

Being Enlightened · January 2004

Your lips are my favorite colour

cherry red!

Too many hands on our time!

sultryevening · January 2004

what the minutes did -- the therapy has only just helped.
i included for you radar.

Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
A Clockwork Buggery

That kicked arse......

yours;)

But what about the minutes???? You omitted mentioning the minutes......Maybe something like "A minute's long hand pulled my throat"......or...."with too much free time on their minute hands...."

or

"I luv Jar Jar"

The possibilities are endless........just like time.......

and Dick Clark

sultryevening · January 2004

Originally posted by Being Enlightened
Your lips are my favorite colour
cherry red!

Too many hands on our time!

you been checking out my lips again?
i knew not to bend over in that mini skirt.

Radar(Baba)O'Riley · January 2004

Originally posted by sultryevening
60 minutes strapped me to a bed and took mallets to my head.

Thanks.
Ed Bradley:I'm Ed Bradley reporting live from sultry's bed. Mr. sultry, or slutty, may I call you slutty?

sultry is gagged and only mumbles and drools.

Ed Bradley: Very good, slutty. Now. We've got Andy Rooney kneeling between your eagle-spread legs with a mallet. Andy, what type of mallet do you have today?

Andy: Well, there are several types of mallets out there these days. Some have wood handles. Some have pine handles. Some have grip handles to prevent blisters. Some are black. Some are brown. Some...

Ed Bradley: GAAAAWWWWDAMMMMIT, JUST HIT THE FUCKER ALREADY!!!!!

Andy: . . . I've gotten hit in the head with a mallet 453 times during my life. Ah.....my life. What an extraordinary life it's been....

Ed Bradley grabs the mallet from Andy and splits open his skull in 47 violent strikes.

Ed Bradley: Alright, turn that camera off. Turn it the fuck off now!! NOW!!!

Black out.

sultryevening · January 2004

you fuck!
you were there weren't you.
i thought i recognized that musty odour.

Radar(Baba)O'Riley · January 2004

Originally posted by sultryevening
you fuck!
you were there weren't you.
i thought i recognized that musty odour.

Sorry, I was 60 minutes late.

Can't explain the musty odo(u)r. I'm more of a strawberry dream.

sultryevening · January 2004

better than a banana nightmare
i suppose
they scare the be-jesus outta me

sultryevening · January 2004

speak to you all tomorrow

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