It's Clockwork
Its buggery
It was clockwork buggery
I've been fucked
fucked by time
Group raped by a vicious gang of seconds
with too much free time on their hands.
60 minutes strapped me to a bed and took mallets to my head.
The hours crept up behind,
shoved a bag over my head
and kidnapped me
In a darkened cellar, the afternoon kicked the shit out of me,
whilst the evening sat back and videotaped the whole thing.
The weeks got together with the months, started a lynch mob and ritually hounded me of town.
Meanwhile the years changed my passport and licence and did the best cover up job they could.
Soon the decade declared war and sent in the hit squad for me.
They clambered on my back
pinned my hands down
pushed me to my knees
and forced me to blow off the century.
I'd been fucked over by time.
Anti-clockwise buggery
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
But what about the minutes???? You omitted mentioning the minutes......Maybe something like "A minute's long hand pulled my throat"......or...."with too much free time on their minute hands...."
or
"I luv Jar Jar"
The possibilities are endless........just like time.......
what the minutes did -- the therapy has only just helped.
i included for you radar.
Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley A Clockwork Buggery
That kicked arse......
yours;)
But what about the minutes???? You omitted mentioning the minutes......Maybe something like "A minute's long hand pulled my throat"......or...."with too much free time on their minute hands...."
or
"I luv Jar Jar"
The possibilities are endless........just like time.......
and Dick Clark
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Originally posted by Being Enlightened Your lips are my favorite colour
cherry red!
Too many hands on our time!
you been checking out my lips again?
i knew not to bend over in that mini skirt.
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Originally posted by sultryevening 60 minutes strapped me to a bed and took mallets to my head.
Thanks.
Ed Bradley:I'm Ed Bradley reporting live from sultry's bed. Mr. sultry, or slutty, may I call you slutty?
sultry is gagged and only mumbles and drools.
Ed Bradley: Very good, slutty. Now. We've got Andy Rooney kneeling between your eagle-spread legs with a mallet. Andy, what type of mallet do you have today?
Andy: Well, there are several types of mallets out there these days. Some have wood handles. Some have pine handles. Some have grip handles to prevent blisters. Some are black. Some are brown. Some...
Ed Bradley: GAAAAWWWWDAMMMMIT, JUST HIT THE FUCKER ALREADY!!!!!
Andy: . . . I've gotten hit in the head with a mallet 453 times during my life. Ah.....my life. What an extraordinary life it's been....
Ed Bradley grabs the mallet from Andy and splits open his skull in 47 violent strikes.
Ed Bradley: Alright, turn that camera off. Turn it the fuck off now!! NOW!!!
you fuck!
you were there weren't you.
i thought i recognized that musty odour.
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
better than a banana nightmare
i suppose
they scare the be-jesus outta me
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
well youve burnt
ALL your bridges now. Havnt YOU?
no where else LEFT to go
the circle HAS split and
TURNED away.
now your COLD and alone
thats what you get for wishing.
in the dark LIKE a frightened mouse
searching for a wall or corner to cling to,
never leave YOUR-self wide open.
The attacks can come from anywhere.
a friend's bow went astray and
pierced your HEART.
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
you know me Radar
its all about quantity not quality!
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
So, boy.
You think by number two you'd cope better. Right?
Don't sit and stare at nothing at all.
Those traffic lights turned green a minute ago.
now they've gone back to red and you still havn't moved.
The guy in the Nova behind you is getting pissed off, but how would he know.
Your mind's not even behind the wheel as your hands fall limply to your lap.
It's some other place
with someone else.
Wondering what you could have said
what you could have done
if you'd got there before they died.
But no.
They'll be unanswered.
It's hard not to dwell in dwelling on it.
The two old men you no longer have.
A walking stick, a watch and a dented old trumpet
sit in your house.
Mementos and memories.
But there's still no answers.
At least there's no pain for them anymore.
But for all thats left behind?
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
two loney trumpeters
sounded his passing
their notes filling the church hall
as the family wept for the old storyteller.
he went as he lived his life
proud and strong.
his garden still grows strong
with the love that he nurtured.
a fitting tribute,
white roses thrown,
no dust.
too many toasts
I drank to him
but it still seemed never enough.
So to him Ill make a place
a climbing tree to cover my home.
to let his flowers love the sun.
As he always did.
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Originally posted by sultryevening two loney trumpeters
sounded his passing
their notes filling the church hall
as the family wept for the old storyteller.
he went as he lived his life
proud and strong.
his garden still grows strong
with the love that he nurtured.
a fitting tribute,
white roses thrown,
no dust.
too many toasts
I drank to him
but it still seemed never enough.
So to him Ill make a place
a climbing tree to cover my home.
to let his flowers love the sun.
As he always did.
Most excellent, sultry!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Originally posted by sultryevening you killed a slug by accident tonight
an inadvertant step and his lights deceased
All i could think was how lucky he was
for I too would have died at your feet.
Comments
Its buggery
It was clockwork buggery
I've been fucked
fucked by time
Group raped by a vicious gang of seconds
with too much free time on their hands.
60 minutes strapped me to a bed and took mallets to my head.
The hours crept up behind,
shoved a bag over my head
and kidnapped me
In a darkened cellar, the afternoon kicked the shit out of me,
whilst the evening sat back and videotaped the whole thing.
The weeks got together with the months, started a lynch mob and ritually hounded me of town.
Meanwhile the years changed my passport and licence and did the best cover up job they could.
Soon the decade declared war and sent in the hit squad for me.
They clambered on my back
pinned my hands down
pushed me to my knees
and forced me to blow off the century.
I'd been fucked over by time.
Anti-clockwise buggery
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
That kicked arse......
yours;)
But what about the minutes???? You omitted mentioning the minutes......Maybe something like "A minute's long hand pulled my throat"......or...."with too much free time on their minute hands...."
or
"I luv Jar Jar"
The possibilities are endless........just like time.......
and Dick Clark
cherry red!
Too many hands on our time!
i included for you radar.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
you been checking out my lips again?
i knew not to bend over in that mini skirt.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Ed Bradley:I'm Ed Bradley reporting live from sultry's bed. Mr. sultry, or slutty, may I call you slutty?
sultry is gagged and only mumbles and drools.
Ed Bradley: Very good, slutty. Now. We've got Andy Rooney kneeling between your eagle-spread legs with a mallet. Andy, what type of mallet do you have today?
Andy: Well, there are several types of mallets out there these days. Some have wood handles. Some have pine handles. Some have grip handles to prevent blisters. Some are black. Some are brown. Some...
Ed Bradley: GAAAAWWWWDAMMMMIT, JUST HIT THE FUCKER ALREADY!!!!!
Andy: . . . I've gotten hit in the head with a mallet 453 times during my life. Ah.....my life. What an extraordinary life it's been....
Ed Bradley grabs the mallet from Andy and splits open his skull in 47 violent strikes.
Ed Bradley: Alright, turn that camera off. Turn it the fuck off now!! NOW!!!
Black out.
you were there weren't you.
i thought i recognized that musty odour.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Can't explain the musty odo(u)r. I'm more of a strawberry dream.
i suppose
they scare the be-jesus outta me
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
x
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INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
hope your all well.
well youve burnt
ALL your bridges now. Havnt YOU?
no where else LEFT to go
the circle HAS split and
TURNED away.
now your COLD and alone
thats what you get for wishing.
in the dark LIKE a frightened mouse
searching for a wall or corner to cling to,
never leave YOUR-self wide open.
The attacks can come from anywhere.
a friend's bow went astray and
pierced your HEART.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
This is a Martha Stewart bargain.
ps, SELL! SELL! SELL!
its all about quantity not quality!
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
HARDER!
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
So, boy.
You think by number two you'd cope better. Right?
Don't sit and stare at nothing at all.
Those traffic lights turned green a minute ago.
now they've gone back to red and you still havn't moved.
The guy in the Nova behind you is getting pissed off, but how would he know.
Your mind's not even behind the wheel as your hands fall limply to your lap.
It's some other place
with someone else.
Wondering what you could have said
what you could have done
if you'd got there before they died.
But no.
They'll be unanswered.
It's hard not to dwell in dwelling on it.
The two old men you no longer have.
A walking stick, a watch and a dented old trumpet
sit in your house.
Mementos and memories.
But there's still no answers.
At least there's no pain for them anymore.
But for all thats left behind?
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Take care, sultry!
Sorry for you loss, my friend! :(
i didnt get there in time.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
Oh my poor sultry! I'm so sorry!
I'm sure he knew that you tried and how much you loved him!
May he rest in peace!
Please take good care of yourself sultry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peace!
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
GOOD!
ps. Your box is full! (slut!
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
sounded his passing
their notes filling the church hall
as the family wept for the old storyteller.
he went as he lived his life
proud and strong.
his garden still grows strong
with the love that he nurtured.
a fitting tribute,
white roses thrown,
no dust.
too many toasts
I drank to him
but it still seemed never enough.
So to him Ill make a place
a climbing tree to cover my home.
to let his flowers love the sun.
As he always did.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
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