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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    chim-chang
    bin-bang
    i've got a wang
    one time it sang

    My, my
    You're schlong
    Can sing a song?

    What did it sing?
    My ding-a-ling?
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    My, my
    You're schlong
    Can sing a song?

    What did it sing?
    My ding-a-ling?

    it sang like this
    about your puss
    and how it grows
    like Pinocchio's nose
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    damnit
    why do i keep clicking on this horrible horrible thread
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    it sang like this
    about your puss
    and how it grows
    like Pinocchio's nose

    Weirdness--did you read my poem that I never posted.

    Hey there Gepetto
    My heart's on a string
    How do I break free?
    Pinocchio had a cricket
    Sometimes his nose grew
    I only have a conscience
    But when I look down
    My nose is still a little ski jump
    I guess I only lie to myself
    I feel this stabbing sensation in my frontal lobe
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Weirdness--did you read my poem that I never posted.

    Hey there Gepetto
    My heart's on a string
    How do I break free?
    Pinocchio had a cricket
    Sometimes his nose grew
    I only have a conscience
    But when I look down
    My nose is still a little ski jump
    I guess I only lie to myself
    I feel this stabbing sensation in my frontal lobe

    no i never read that
    but maybe our brains are connected by a thread
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    no i never read that
    but maybe our brains are connected by a thread

    Then it is a very soiled thread indeed, my friend! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Then it is a very soiled thread indeed, my friend! :D

    well of course
    my horny seems to be rivaled only by yours
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    well of course
    my horny seems to be rivaled only by yours

    I didn't know we were duelling.

    Would you please whip out your sword, I'd like to check it out. ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Weirdness--did you read my poem that I never posted.

    Hey there Gepetto
    My heart's on a string
    How do I break free?
    Pinocchio had a cricket
    Sometimes his nose grew
    I only have a conscience
    But when I look down
    My nose is still a little ski jump
    I guess I only lie to myself
    I feel this stabbing sensation in my frontal lobe

    speaking of Pinocchio

    i heard they arrested Snow White for lewd conduct yesterday
    she was found sitting on Pinocchios' face screaming
    "LIE, you bastard LIE!!!!!"
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    speaking of Pinocchio

    i heard they arrested Snow White for lewd conduct yesterday
    she was found sitting on Pinocchios' face screaming
    "LIE, you bastard LIE!!!!!"

    Oh no, feeling Monty Python reference coming on...can't stop...

    Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
    I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
    Life would be fine if we're both sixty-nine
    If you sit on your, sit on my face, we'll be blown away
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    i;m in awe
    its too much
    a monty python lover as well.

    i'm going to lie down
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I didn't know we were duelling.

    Would you please whip out your sword, I'd like to check it out. ;)

    but i don't want to poke out your eye
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    then keep it sheathed
    B.E can always admire the shiney outer scabbard.
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    i;m in awe
    its too much
    a monty python lover as well.

    i'm going to lie down

    Please do, I like to be on top. ;)

    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    but i don't want to poke out your eye

    Then just be careful, I don't like to have red eye--it's stingy! :o
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    my posture is straight
    and my ham-bone is rhythmic
    and the harmonicas play loudly
    and the drums beat
    and the songs sing
    and my posture is straight
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.




    I feel like dying today. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
    Don't you mean ... as you would have them do INTO you?
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    and i thought i was the only one who could have a conversation with myself and be totally entertained by it...
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Goulet
    and i thought i was the only one who could have a conversation with myself and be totally entertained by it...

    you are a mess
    you silly little girl

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