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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    GREAT!

    DANDY!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    DANDY!

    i loathe you
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Goulet
    i'm 10ft tall
    I'll be ten feet tall
    and you'll be nothing at all
    I got my time machine
    got my 'lectronic dream
    Sonic reducer, ain't no loser... oh...
    Sonic reducer, sonic reducer... oh...
    Sonic reducer, sonic reducer... yeah...
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    i loathe you

    I still like you
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    I'll be ten feet tall
    and you'll be nothing at all
    I got my time machine
    got my 'lectronic dream
    Sonic reducer, ain't no loser... oh...
    Sonic reducer, sonic reducer... oh...
    Sonic reducer, sonic reducer... yeah...

    that used to be my favorite song
    and i stress used to
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    he loathes me
    he loathes me not
    he loathes me
    he loathes me mot
    he loa..................................
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I still like you

    i was just kidding
    because without you
    i could never be enlightened
    or get
    SPANKED
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Words that rhyme with stress:
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  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Words that rhyme with stress:
    aess
    bess
    cess
    dess
    eess
    fess
    gess
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    iess
    jess
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    you forgot "undress"
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Goulet
    you forgot "undress"
    Words that rhyme with UNDRESS:
    Being Enlightened
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    i was just kidding
    because without you
    i could never be enlightened
    or get
    SPANKED

    Ah, shoot, now I'm blushing.

    SPANK YOU! SPANK YOU, VERY MUCH!

    (but I'm sure there are plenty of folks who would enlighten you and SPANK you, my dear)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Ah, shoot, now I'm blushing.

    SPANK YOU! SPANK YOU, VERY MUCH!

    (but I'm sure there are plenty of folks who would enlighten you and SPANK you, my dear)

    well of course because i am Landgraham the Superior and my buttocks is ripe for a slap when my cock crows at dawn
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    well of course because i am Landgraham the Superior and my buttocks is ripe for a slap when my cock crows at dawn

    Ooooh, reminds me of the Cock Song!!!

    Has anybody seen my cock
    My big Rhode Island red
    He's lots of pink
    With a little bit of blue
    And purple on his head
    He stands straight up in the morning
    And he gives my wife a shock (ahhh!)
    Has anybody seen
    Anybody seen
    Anybody,anybody seen my cock.

    SPANK!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    my cock is sad
    because he hasn't been clucking in a while
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Oh God. I looked so now I gotta say something. Oh. . . Um . . . Golly . . . Uh . . . Nipple dildos crash in the urethra's gray gay peach cobbler of apocalypse
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Words that rhyme with UNDRESS:
    Being Enlightened

    Cue up the music maestro---

    B.E.'s doing a strip tease! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    my cock is sad
    because he hasn't been clucking in a while

    :( No cock-a-doodle-doo for you. Sorry to hear that.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Pass!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Pass!

    FU :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    chim-chang
    bin-bang
    i've got a wang
    one time it sang
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    chim-chang
    bin-bang
    i've got a wang
    one time it sang

    My, my
    You're schlong
    Can sing a song?

    What did it sing?
    My ding-a-ling?
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    My, my
    You're schlong
    Can sing a song?

    What did it sing?
    My ding-a-ling?

    it sang like this
    about your puss
    and how it grows
    like Pinocchio's nose
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    damnit
    why do i keep clicking on this horrible horrible thread
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    it sang like this
    about your puss
    and how it grows
    like Pinocchio's nose

    Weirdness--did you read my poem that I never posted.

    Hey there Gepetto
    My heart's on a string
    How do I break free?
    Pinocchio had a cricket
    Sometimes his nose grew
    I only have a conscience
    But when I look down
    My nose is still a little ski jump
    I guess I only lie to myself
    I feel this stabbing sensation in my frontal lobe
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Weirdness--did you read my poem that I never posted.

    Hey there Gepetto
    My heart's on a string
    How do I break free?
    Pinocchio had a cricket
    Sometimes his nose grew
    I only have a conscience
    But when I look down
    My nose is still a little ski jump
    I guess I only lie to myself
    I feel this stabbing sensation in my frontal lobe

    no i never read that
    but maybe our brains are connected by a thread
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    no i never read that
    but maybe our brains are connected by a thread

    Then it is a very soiled thread indeed, my friend! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Then it is a very soiled thread indeed, my friend! :D

    well of course
    my horny seems to be rivaled only by yours
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    well of course
    my horny seems to be rivaled only by yours

    I didn't know we were duelling.

    Would you please whip out your sword, I'd like to check it out. ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Weirdness--did you read my poem that I never posted.

    Hey there Gepetto
    My heart's on a string
    How do I break free?
    Pinocchio had a cricket
    Sometimes his nose grew
    I only have a conscience
    But when I look down
    My nose is still a little ski jump
    I guess I only lie to myself
    I feel this stabbing sensation in my frontal lobe

    speaking of Pinocchio

    i heard they arrested Snow White for lewd conduct yesterday
    she was found sitting on Pinocchios' face screaming
    "LIE, you bastard LIE!!!!!"
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    speaking of Pinocchio

    i heard they arrested Snow White for lewd conduct yesterday
    she was found sitting on Pinocchios' face screaming
    "LIE, you bastard LIE!!!!!"

    Oh no, feeling Monty Python reference coming on...can't stop...

    Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
    I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
    Life would be fine if we're both sixty-nine
    If you sit on your, sit on my face, we'll be blown away
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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