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Originally posted by Goulet
chim-chang
bin-bang
i've got a wang
one time it sang
My, my
You're schlong
Can sing a song?
What did it sing?
My ding-a-ling?Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by Being Enlightened
My, my
You're schlong
Can sing a song?
What did it sing?
My ding-a-ling?
it sang like this
about your puss
and how it grows
like Pinocchio's nose0 -
damnit
why do i keep clicking on this horrible horrible thread0 -
Originally posted by Goulet
it sang like this
about your puss
and how it grows
like Pinocchio's nose
Weirdness--did you read my poem that I never posted.
Hey there Gepetto
My heart's on a string
How do I break free?
Pinocchio had a cricket
Sometimes his nose grew
I only have a conscience
But when I look down
My nose is still a little ski jump
I guess I only lie to myself
I feel this stabbing sensation in my frontal lobeForget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by Being Enlightened
Weirdness--did you read my poem that I never posted.
Hey there Gepetto
My heart's on a string
How do I break free?
Pinocchio had a cricket
Sometimes his nose grew
I only have a conscience
But when I look down
My nose is still a little ski jump
I guess I only lie to myself
I feel this stabbing sensation in my frontal lobe
no i never read that
but maybe our brains are connected by a thread0 -
Originally posted by Goulet
no i never read that
but maybe our brains are connected by a thread
Then it is a very soiled thread indeed, my friend!Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by Being Enlightened
Then it is a very soiled thread indeed, my friend!
well of course
my horny seems to be rivaled only by yours0 -
Originally posted by Goulet
well of course
my horny seems to be rivaled only by yours
I didn't know we were duelling.
Would you please whip out your sword, I'd like to check it out.Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by Being Enlightened
Weirdness--did you read my poem that I never posted.
Hey there Gepetto
My heart's on a string
How do I break free?
Pinocchio had a cricket
Sometimes his nose grew
I only have a conscience
But when I look down
My nose is still a little ski jump
I guess I only lie to myself
I feel this stabbing sensation in my frontal lobe
speaking of Pinocchio
i heard they arrested Snow White for lewd conduct yesterday
she was found sitting on Pinocchios' face screaming
"LIE, you bastard LIE!!!!!"Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
Originally posted by sultryevening
speaking of Pinocchio
i heard they arrested Snow White for lewd conduct yesterday
she was found sitting on Pinocchios' face screaming
"LIE, you bastard LIE!!!!!"
Oh no, feeling Monty Python reference coming on...can't stop...
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
Life would be fine if we're both sixty-nine
If you sit on your, sit on my face, we'll be blown awayForget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
i;m in awe
its too much
a monty python lover as well.
i'm going to lie downSome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
Originally posted by Being Enlightened
I didn't know we were duelling.
Would you please whip out your sword, I'd like to check it out.
but i don't want to poke out your eye0 -
then keep it sheathed
B.E can always admire the shiney outer scabbard.Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
Originally posted by sultryevening
i;m in awe
its too much
a monty python lover as well.
i'm going to lie down
Please do, I like to be on top.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more.Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by Goulet
but i don't want to poke out your eye
Then just be careful, I don't like to have red eye--it's stingy!Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
my posture is straight
and my ham-bone is rhythmic
and the harmonicas play loudly
and the drums beat
and the songs sing
and my posture is straight0 -
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
I feel like dying today.Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by Being Enlightened
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.0 -
and i thought i was the only one who could have a conversation with myself and be totally entertained by it...0
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Originally posted by Goulet
and i thought i was the only one who could have a conversation with myself and be totally entertained by it...
you are a mess
you silly little girl0
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