Christmas Wishlist

Radar(Baba)O'Riley
Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I wish I was the sentimental ornament you hung on
the Christmas Tree, I wish I was the star (wars toy) that went on top.

Sooooooooooooooo,
Whachya all want for Christmas?
Not that I'm gonna buy any of you bad, SPANKable people any goodies, mind you. Just axin'.

For me, I'm easy (insert perfunctory sexual jibe here):
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
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  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Dude... this is so for you!

    http://www.brunching.com/leiaandvader.html
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  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Dude... this is so for you!

    http://www.brunching.com/leiaandvader.html
    Awwwww, I'll have to check it out when I get home.
    Oh, how you tease me.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Can't get what I want because it's peace! :)

    But I do love froggy stuff---anything frog and I love it! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Awwwww, I'll have to check it out when I get home.
    Oh, how you tease me.

    Don't check it out if you can't stand a little fun poked at your Star Wars pals. ;)

    Or if you can't stand Alanis Morrissette.
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  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    For Christmas... hrm...

    I'm thinkin' two front teeth. Give or take.
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    For Christmas... hrm...

    I'm thinkin' two front teeth. Give or take.

    I just knew someone would go there. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I just knew someone would go there. :)

    I always go there. That's my Christmas calling card.

    "Hey Tim, what do you want for Christmas?"

    "Two front teeth."

    Sometimes, I am astounded by my awesomeness.
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    I always go there. That's my Christmas calling card.

    "Hey Tim, what do you want for Christmas?"

    "Two front teeth."

    Sometimes, I am astounded by my awesomeness.

    Ya Egomaniac! :D

    I love when you hear that tune played at Cristhmasth.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Ya Egomaniac! :D

    I love when you hear that tune played at Cristhmasth.

    Why do you love when I hear it? Do you think it has special significance to me? ;)
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Why do you love when I hear it? Do you think it has special significance to me? ;)

    I meant "you" collectively. Like "you" meaning "you all" or "we". :D Sthilly.

    Does it have special significance to you? Do you take out your teeth and sthing it for everybody as they gather 'round the Cristhmasth twee?
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I meant "you" collectively. Like "you" meaning "you all" or "we". :D Sthilly.

    Does it have special significance to you? Do you take out your teeth and sthing it for everybody as they gather 'round the Cristhmasth twee?

    Oh... sorry.

    No. I hate Christmas.
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Oh... sorry.

    No. I hate Christmas.

    Bah Humbug! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Dude... this is so for you!

    http://www.brunching.com/leiaandvader.html

    that was fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    that was fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Are you going to buy a "I am somebody's fetish" t-shirt? :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Can't get what I want because it's peace! :)

    But I do love froggy stuff---anything frog and I love it! :D


    you cant beat a frog for christmas

    well maybe some can , but id be forced to intervene in the name of good taste.

    my last play was set around frogs and pubs!!

    theres a rather nice poster on our website with a top frog!!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
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  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    that was fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Oh, goddammit, sultry, will you stop teasing me, too?!!!!
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Oh, goddammit, sultry, will you stop teasing me, too?!!!!

    Dude, you have know idea what you're missing.
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  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    Are you going to buy a "I am somebody's fetish" t-shirt?




    aw you guessed!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    you cant beat a frog for christmas

    well maybe some can , but id be forced to intervene in the name of good taste.

    my last play was set around frogs and pubs!!

    theres a rather nice poster on our website with a top frog!!

    Oh sultry, stop talking dirty! Or I may have to hop on you!'

    RRRRIIIIBBBBIIITTTTT! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    Hop on baby!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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