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Christmas Wishlist

Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I wish I was the sentimental ornament you hung on
the Christmas Tree, I wish I was the star (wars toy) that went on top.

Sooooooooooooooo,
Whachya all want for Christmas?
Not that I'm gonna buy any of you bad, SPANKable people any goodies, mind you. Just axin'.

For me, I'm easy (insert perfunctory sexual jibe here):
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
STAR WARS TOYS
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  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Dude... this is so for you!

    http://www.brunching.com/leiaandvader.html
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Dude... this is so for you!

    http://www.brunching.com/leiaandvader.html
    Awwwww, I'll have to check it out when I get home.
    Oh, how you tease me.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Can't get what I want because it's peace! :)

    But I do love froggy stuff---anything frog and I love it! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Awwwww, I'll have to check it out when I get home.
    Oh, how you tease me.

    Don't check it out if you can't stand a little fun poked at your Star Wars pals. ;)

    Or if you can't stand Alanis Morrissette.
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  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    For Christmas... hrm...

    I'm thinkin' two front teeth. Give or take.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    For Christmas... hrm...

    I'm thinkin' two front teeth. Give or take.

    I just knew someone would go there. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I just knew someone would go there. :)

    I always go there. That's my Christmas calling card.

    "Hey Tim, what do you want for Christmas?"

    "Two front teeth."

    Sometimes, I am astounded by my awesomeness.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    I always go there. That's my Christmas calling card.

    "Hey Tim, what do you want for Christmas?"

    "Two front teeth."

    Sometimes, I am astounded by my awesomeness.

    Ya Egomaniac! :D

    I love when you hear that tune played at Cristhmasth.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Ya Egomaniac! :D

    I love when you hear that tune played at Cristhmasth.

    Why do you love when I hear it? Do you think it has special significance to me? ;)
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Why do you love when I hear it? Do you think it has special significance to me? ;)

    I meant "you" collectively. Like "you" meaning "you all" or "we". :D Sthilly.

    Does it have special significance to you? Do you take out your teeth and sthing it for everybody as they gather 'round the Cristhmasth twee?
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I meant "you" collectively. Like "you" meaning "you all" or "we". :D Sthilly.

    Does it have special significance to you? Do you take out your teeth and sthing it for everybody as they gather 'round the Cristhmasth twee?

    Oh... sorry.

    No. I hate Christmas.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Oh... sorry.

    No. I hate Christmas.

    Bah Humbug! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Dude... this is so for you!

    http://www.brunching.com/leiaandvader.html

    that was fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    that was fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Are you going to buy a "I am somebody's fetish" t-shirt? :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Can't get what I want because it's peace! :)

    But I do love froggy stuff---anything frog and I love it! :D


    you cant beat a frog for christmas

    well maybe some can , but id be forced to intervene in the name of good taste.

    my last play was set around frogs and pubs!!

    theres a rather nice poster on our website with a top frog!!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    that was fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Oh, goddammit, sultry, will you stop teasing me, too?!!!!
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Oh, goddammit, sultry, will you stop teasing me, too?!!!!

    Dude, you have know idea what you're missing.
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  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    Are you going to buy a "I am somebody's fetish" t-shirt?




    aw you guessed!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    you cant beat a frog for christmas

    well maybe some can , but id be forced to intervene in the name of good taste.

    my last play was set around frogs and pubs!!

    theres a rather nice poster on our website with a top frog!!

    Oh sultry, stop talking dirty! Or I may have to hop on you!'

    RRRRIIIIBBBBIIITTTTT! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    Hop on baby!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Screw you guys. I'm going home.

    *in my best Cartman voice*

    I hope santa shits in your stalking.

    Sultry, do Englanders even have Santa? If so, does he fly on the left side of the sky?

    Goddamn, I'm funny.
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Are you going to buy a "I am somebody's fetish" t-shirt? :D

    I'm expecting to receive one for Christmas.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Screw you guys. I'm going home.

    *in my best Cartman voice*

    I hope santa shits in your stalking.

    Sultry, do Englanders even have Santa? If so, does he fly on the left side of the sky?

    Goddamn, I'm funny.

    You're a fucking riot! LOL! :D:D

    *in excellent Cartman voice*

    I don't know what you are talking about.

    But my lap feels kinda warm.;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    Hop on baby!

    Hopity, Hopity, I'm a horny toad! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Hopity, Hopity, I'm a horny toad! :D
    B.E. likes it froggy style.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    B.E. likes it froggy style.

    RIBBIT! Yes I do! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Screw you guys. I'm going home.

    *in my best Cartman voice*

    I hope santa shits in your stalking.

    Sultry, do Englanders even have Santa? If so, does he fly on the left side of the sky?

    Goddamn, I'm funny.

    oh well in that case you cant have any of my moms pie, cake and ice-cream!?
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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  • EdveddmfcEdveddmfc Posts: 17
    I just asked for money so I can buy books next semester.
    and gift cards to amazon.com or barnes and noble. I figured those can help me increase my book collection.
    I waited all day.
    You waited all day..
    but you left before sunset..
    and I just wanted to tell you
    the moment was beautiful.
    Just wanted to dance to bad music
    drive bad cars..
    watch bad tv..
    should have stayed for the sunset...
    if not for me.
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    well since you's axin...

    i want happy joy

    happy happy joy joy


    oh joy
    oh raaaapture









    :)
    ~all is full of love~
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    well since you's axin...

    i want happy joy

    happy happy joy joy


    oh joy
    oh raaaapture
    :)
    I got ten inches of happy for you riiiiiiiight here.










































    What? I was talkin' 'bout one of those dancin' Santas.
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