Originally posted by Edveddmfc I just asked for money so I can buy books next semester.
and gift cards to amazon.com or barnes and noble. I figured those can help me increase my book collection.
To Radar; Are you sure you still want the life size storm trooper for the foyer. Santa might have a problem locating one of the two that are known in the galaxy. Santa
Originally posted by even flow? To Radar; Are you sure you still want the life size storm trooper for the foyer. Santa might have a problem locating one of the two that are known in the galaxy. Santa
Santa better get off his dead and bloated ass and get me the shit I want or I'm gonna take a weedwhacker to his fuckin' fat ass belly and see if jelly comes out. MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAA
Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley Santa better get off his dead and bloated ass and get me the shit I want or I'm gonna take a weedwhacker to his fuckin' fat ass belly and see if jelly comes out. MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAA
Er, I mean, a life size Jar Jar would suffice.
I guess.
I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
smellin' like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbead
I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
smellin' like a rose that somebody gave me cuz I'm dead and bloated
i want a girl in her bra and panties, yes panties, hovering over me with her hot breath in my ear whispering things that make the devil squirm
or a new guitar
either way i'd have fun
Originally posted by darthvedder81 I also want "Star Wars" toys.
Dude, with a name like that, I'm not surprised.
ps, I was a midget's erection away from choosing Darth Vedder as my screen name. But if I did that, I'd have to come up with some Star Wars/PJ sig line. Oh, wait.....
And, yes, it's best if you don't ask me how I know the size of a midget's erection. It . . . um . . . yeah.
Originally posted by Goulet i want a girl in her bra and panties, yes panties, hovering over me with her hot breath in my ear whispering things that make the devil squirm
or a new guitar
either way i'd have fun
Just don't get drunk and pluck the girl and fuck the guitar.
it does feel too right to be wrong,
because it IS right,
guaranteed.
and doesn't it feel unbelievable that it is so right?
there are hardly any adjectives to describe it.
the feeling is akin to the waning tremors just on the other side of an orgasmic peak, where there is no consciousness of time, where the mind is blank of everything but sensation and pleasure,
refreshed, flooding with hormones.
you have a right to feel like that,
oh joyous ones,
it's all good and it's all about the love -- self-love and for others.
Well said Felicity.
That's what i want under my tree.
The feeling above, yup, thats bout the only thing on my wishlist.
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Radar... ever get around to watching this last nite?
Er, I mean, a life size Jar Jar would suffice.
I guess.
I gave her just a little pinch
Then I whipped out my big ten inch
Record
Of a band that plays the blues
Yeah a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten inch
Record
Of her favorite blues
I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
smellin' like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbead
I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
smellin' like a rose that somebody gave me cuz I'm dead and bloated
I deserve a SPANKING
I'm on it!
You're asking the right girl!
Now bend over!
WHACK, SMACK, CRACK, SPANK...
Oooooo!
SPANK!
And good night!
You better not forget about this, Radar. I went on a hunt for it just for you.
You unappreciative jerk!
But I also want the Johnny Cash "Unearthed" five-disc collection...
and that 5 in 1 Joystick/Arcade TV game thing with Pac Man on it...
and a Red Ryder BB gun of course...
6/30/98 Minneapolis, 10/8/00 East Troy (Brrrr!), 6/16/03 St. Paul, 6/27/06 St. Paul
or a new guitar
either way i'd have fun
The jerk part is debatable.
Thank you, Cran. That was pretty effing funny.....and a little disturbing considering the relationship. OK, VERY disturbing.
I reward you with a SPANK
And, if you like, we'll nuzzle afterward.
Shhhh, don't tell B.E.
ps, I was a midget's erection away from choosing Darth Vedder as my screen name. But if I did that, I'd have to come up with some Star Wars/PJ sig line. Oh, wait.....
And, yes, it's best if you don't ask me how I know the size of a midget's erection. It . . . um . . . yeah.
Don't ask.
Again.
http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
Felicity said this to Seta:
it does feel too right to be wrong,
because it IS right,
guaranteed.
and doesn't it feel unbelievable that it is so right?
there are hardly any adjectives to describe it.
the feeling is akin to the waning tremors just on the other side of an orgasmic peak, where there is no consciousness of time, where the mind is blank of everything but sensation and pleasure,
refreshed, flooding with hormones.
you have a right to feel like that,
oh joyous ones,
it's all good and it's all about the love -- self-love and for others.
Well said Felicity.
That's what i want under my tree.
The feeling above, yup, thats bout the only thing on my wishlist.