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  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    Radar is not here right now... he's out watching tigers eat magicians and gambling life away with his elder relatives...

    I sincerely hope he has that crown and coke.

    YO baba me foine lad, is aboot time ya showed buck up.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Hey setaside2, I know he was gone but I happend to be viewing this section & found our high roller taking a peek, so, in typical B.E. fashion---I had to give 'er a bump--know wha I mean luv?


    I still wonder what all those god damn smart people are thinking about
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    B.E.

    LOL :D I KNOW you KNOW. I was only havin' fun. I'm sorry. EVERYONE knows his highness is gone gamblin.

    hee hee. Just foolin roun'
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    know wha I mean luv?


    I still wonder what all those god damn smart people are thinking about

    What are the smart people thinking about...........

    probubly love is what i am thinking
  • coleen
    coleen Posts: 938
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    "Homeless Love"

    Summer dumpster sex is a blissful adventure.
    Dilated diapers and moist French fry containers
    announce a putrescent essence for our venture
    into tongue-thick embraces. My teeth contain her

    Gasps and laughs as she grasps my mouth in hers. Bird shit
    icing cakes the corners of our bed chamber, and
    among our sheets: cantaloupe skulls, pork bones, egg piths.
    Still, all I smell and taste is her. She takes my hand

    Licks off the dirt, the day, halts me in this turning
    world. There is no trouble here; no hurt, shame, or law.
    Just recycled love from two fresh blossoms burning
    in their own simple fires and not sweating at all.

    I nibble a kiss, breathe her in, and softly say,
    "Thank God the garbage man isn't coming today."

    couldn't we all stand a little more of this in our lives?

    i couldn't resist, i needed to see this thread back on top ;)
  • tenaciousA
    tenaciousA Posts: 604
    right on coleen :)



    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    (hope you don't mind, mr. radar, sir... i really do like this one... and well, since you're gone... i think... if you don't mind... i'm going to maybe kinda pick up where you kinda like, left off, and stuff?)

    love-

    his love
    is on my lips
    budding them
    into a red violet.
    it is my fault
    i shouldn't have hugged
    him
    when
    he
    came home from wherever
    he's
    been. i shouldn't have shared my joy with
    him
    when
    his
    frown was in bloom.
    i should stop my joy
    from now on.

    love-
    his love
    is on my legs,
    limping my walk.
    i shouldn't have burned
    his
    toast at dinner.
    i'll make it golden next time. golden like
    he
    likes it. golden like
    his face so long ago...like my name on his lips...my body in his hands...
    his hands.
    in them.
    their hold much tighter now.
    hardtobreath.

    love-
    his love
    is on me
    like a map.
    must wear a sweater in july.
    so nobody knows where i am.
    i shouldn't have... i shouldn't have... i shouldn't have...
    i shouldn't be writing this.
    he
    might think i don't love
    his love.












    (i have no idea how you wrote this... who gave you the key to the backdoor of the way my life used to be... but i think it's a common enough experience out there... so common and so incredibly ignored and unspoken that it seems like it really is her fault... fuckers... anyway... if you don't mind, sir... i'm going to add a few more of my favorites you didn't post... sheesh, i hope that's ok by you... anyway... yeah... enjoy vegas ya big galoot...)
    ~all is full of love~
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by coleen
    couldn't we all stand a little more of this in our lives?

    i couldn't resist, i needed to see this thread back on top ;)

    i cant resist either.
    i want to be on top.

    lick me clean baby.
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    i cant resist either.
    i want to be on top.

    lick me clean baby.
    Fortunately my tongue is treaded so I won't slip off and accidentally lick Rocket dog
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    (hope you don't mind, mr. radar, sir... i really do like this one... and well, since you're gone... i think... if you don't mind... i'm going to maybe kinda pick up where you kinda like, left off, and stuff?)

    I'm sueing you for copyright infringement. Expect a letter from my attorney. See you in court.

    PS Wear something skimpy.
  • tenaciousA
    tenaciousA Posts: 604
    bring your umbrella

    the judge on synergy's message pit it that ass from The Wall






    "i sentence you to be exposed before your peers...."











    night, yo!
    ~all is full of love~
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    "i sentence you to be exposed before your peers...."

    No big deal.
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Fun has finally
    found me in the back alley
    already smiling

    oh the places I have gone
    and the place we will GO!

    oh, it's getting bright
    oh, your getting clearer now
    he's gone and i've opened

    oh how you opened me!

    im gonna drum you into my heart tonight, just before the eclipse, i shall find you inside a mushroom shaped telephone to god.
    im sure now i will find you there.
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    I WAS STROLLING BY SOME BARK ONE DAY AND REALIZED THAT I WAS SO CLOSE TO IT THAT I MUST BE TIED UP!! BUT WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE? WHAT? HEY LOOK OVER THERE AT THOSE PEOPLE, THEY LOOK SUSPECIOUS AND LOOK OVER THERE, THOSE PEOPLE LOOK SUSPECIOUS TOO! I REALLY JUST WANTED TO PLAY OUTSIDE AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING WITH SUCH BAD CHILDREN. I WANT TO CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER SOME CLOWNS DRESSED LIKE ROBIN HOOD HAVE LOCKED MY BACK TO A RATHER LARGE BLUEWOOD TREE BUT COME TO THINK OF IT WHEN I TELL HER THAT SHE WILL SAY. thats nice dear, i always told you be careful for what you wish for....AND I SCREAM BACK SINCE I DONT HAVE A CELL PHONE, AT LEAST I HAVE A WISH AND SO HERE I AM TIED TO THIS TREE BUT NOW WAIT, ONE HAS COME BACK AND IS TICKLING ME WHERE I CANT SEE. STOP THAT. THAT IS FUN. DONT! STOP! HEY I GOTTA GO PEE, STOP TICKLING ME. OH NO THERES ANOTHER ONE! WHERE DID HE COME FROM. HEY OLD LADY, WILL YOU UNTIE ME FROM THIS TREE. SOMEONE IS LOVELY TORTURING ME. SHE DOESNT LISTEN SHE DOESNT SEEM TO HEAR ALTHOUGH SHE WALKS RIGHT BY AND LOOKS ME IN THE EYES. ONE OF THEM TOO....ARRRGGGHHH THEY ARE EVERYWHERE LIKE STINK BUGS!

    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME OUT TO PLAY TODAY BECAUSE I SAW THOSE PRETTY BLUE EYES WITH MY DOG DOWN BY THE LAKE PLAYING BALL, I NEVER KNEW HE WOULD BLINDFOLD ME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK HEY. THE ITCHY AND THE SCRATCHYS ARE GETTING WORSE BUT DAM IS THIS FUN. YOUR RIGHT, I AM FEELING SOMEWHAT TURNED ON BY ALL THESE LEAVES FALLING ON MY HEAD AND I CAN SEE THE BUDS OF SPRING INSIDE MY TREE AND I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE. ARE YOU GOING TO KISS ME OR WHAT? WHY ARE YOU UNTYING ALL THOSE OTHER BITCHES AND NOT ME?

    OH I GET IT!!! WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! YIPPEEE THIS IS THE BEST FUN I HAVE EVER HAD AND I THINK THERE IS A MONKEY IN MY TREE!!!
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    "Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raisin' his hand, oh my Yoda."

    "Well I left home just a week before, and I've never been a Jedi before but Obi Wan, he said obey they course. He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

    "He said: "Luke stay away from the Darker Side and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide oh my Yoda."
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by setaside2
    "Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raisin' his hand, oh my Yoda."

    "Well I left home just a week before, and I've never been a Jedi before but Obi Wan, he said obey they course. He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

    "He said: "Luke stay away from the Darker Side and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide oh my Yoda."



    OH, SO THAT'S how it goes around here?....the force you say, yes, very good indeed. do you think he wears high heals under his robe? we all know he wears pink pantyloons.
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    I WAS STROLLING BY SOME BARK ONE DAY AND REALIZED THAT I WAS SO CLOSE TO IT THAT I MUST BE TIED UP!! BUT WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE? WHAT? HEY LOOK OVER THERE AT THOSE PEOPLE, THEY LOOK SUSPECIOUS AND LOOK OVER THERE, THOSE PEOPLE LOOK SUSPECIOUS TOO! I REALLY JUST WANTED TO PLAY OUTSIDE AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING WITH SUCH BAD CHILDREN. I WANT TO CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER SOME CLOWNS DRESSED LIKE ROBIN HOOD HAVE LOCKED MY BACK TO A RATHER LARGE BLUEWOOD TREE BUT COME TO THINK OF IT WHEN I TELL HER THAT SHE WILL SAY. thats nice dear, i always told you be careful for what you wish for....AND I SCREAM BACK SINCE I DONT HAVE A CELL PHONE, AT LEAST I HAVE A WISH AND SO HERE I AM TIED TO THIS TREE BUT NOW WAIT, ONE HAS COME BACK AND IS TICKLING ME WHERE I CANT SEE. STOP THAT. THAT IS FUN. DONT! STOP! HEY I GOTTA GO PEE, STOP TICKLING ME. OH NO THERES ANOTHER ONE! WHERE DID HE COME FROM. HEY OLD LADY, WILL YOU UNTIE ME FROM THIS TREE. SOMEONE IS LOVELY TORTURING ME. SHE DOESNT LISTEN SHE DOESNT SEEM TO HEAR ALTHOUGH SHE WALKS RIGHT BY AND LOOKS ME IN THE EYES. ONE OF THEM TOO....ARRRGGGHHH THEY ARE EVERYWHERE LIKE STINK BUGS!

    I SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME OUT TO PLAY TODAY BECAUSE I SAW THOSE PRETTY BLUE EYES WITH MY DOG DOWN BY THE LAKE PLAYING BALL, I NEVER KNEW HE WOULD BLINDFOLD ME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK HEY. THE ITCHY AND THE SCRATCHYS ARE GETTING WORSE BUT DAM IS THIS FUN. YOUR RIGHT, I AM FEELING SOMEWHAT TURNED ON BY ALL THESE LEAVES FALLING ON MY HEAD AND I CAN SEE THE BUDS OF SPRING INSIDE MY TREE AND I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE. ARE YOU GOING TO KISS ME OR WHAT? WHY ARE YOU UNTYING ALL THOSE OTHER BITCHES AND NOT ME?

    OH I GET IT!!! WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! YIPPEEE THIS IS THE BEST FUN I HAVE EVER HAD AND I THINK THERE IS A MONKEY IN MY TREE!!!

    I've been Weird Al Gita-ovicked
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    I've been Weird Al Gita-ovicked

    Get used to it.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    A little wet maggot

    drags

    me

    by

    my

    tooth.

    All I need to do is

    bite

    and I will be free.

    but

    I

    am

    scared.

    Not about the taste

    but

    about

    the

    freedom.










    Mark page 54.

    I'm scared too!!!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    Dammit Jeremy, I'm going to miss you.

    I don't have your knack for poetic weirdness! Bring it back, bring it back... back to...

    Come now, dear Radar, what does your sonar command.

    sigh.


    Friends then.


    seta.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    WE'RE CALLING YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

    Yeah, Radar, we are going to sorely miss your poetic weirdness!!!
    :(:confused: :mad:
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

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