Fun has finally
found me in the back alley
already smiling
oh the places I have gone
and the place we will GO!
oh, it's getting bright
oh, your getting clearer now
he's gone and i've opened
oh how you opened me!
im gonna drum you into my heart tonight, just before the eclipse, i shall find you inside a mushroom shaped telephone to god.
im sure now i will find you there.
I WAS STROLLING BY SOME BARK ONE DAY AND REALIZED THAT I WAS SO CLOSE TO IT THAT I MUST BE TIED UP!! BUT WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE? WHAT? HEY LOOK OVER THERE AT THOSE PEOPLE, THEY LOOK SUSPECIOUS AND LOOK OVER THERE, THOSE PEOPLE LOOK SUSPECIOUS TOO! I REALLY JUST WANTED TO PLAY OUTSIDE AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING WITH SUCH BAD CHILDREN. I WANT TO CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER SOME CLOWNS DRESSED LIKE ROBIN HOOD HAVE LOCKED MY BACK TO A RATHER LARGE BLUEWOOD TREE BUT COME TO THINK OF IT WHEN I TELL HER THAT SHE WILL SAY. thats nice dear, i always told you be careful for what you wish for....AND I SCREAM BACK SINCE I DONT HAVE A CELL PHONE, AT LEAST I HAVE A WISH AND SO HERE I AM TIED TO THIS TREE BUT NOW WAIT, ONE HAS COME BACK AND IS TICKLING ME WHERE I CANT SEE. STOP THAT. THAT IS FUN. DONT! STOP! HEY I GOTTA GO PEE, STOP TICKLING ME. OH NO THERES ANOTHER ONE! WHERE DID HE COME FROM. HEY OLD LADY, WILL YOU UNTIE ME FROM THIS TREE. SOMEONE IS LOVELY TORTURING ME. SHE DOESNT LISTEN SHE DOESNT SEEM TO HEAR ALTHOUGH SHE WALKS RIGHT BY AND LOOKS ME IN THE EYES. ONE OF THEM TOO....ARRRGGGHHH THEY ARE EVERYWHERE LIKE STINK BUGS!
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME OUT TO PLAY TODAY BECAUSE I SAW THOSE PRETTY BLUE EYES WITH MY DOG DOWN BY THE LAKE PLAYING BALL, I NEVER KNEW HE WOULD BLINDFOLD ME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK HEY. THE ITCHY AND THE SCRATCHYS ARE GETTING WORSE BUT DAM IS THIS FUN. YOUR RIGHT, I AM FEELING SOMEWHAT TURNED ON BY ALL THESE LEAVES FALLING ON MY HEAD AND I CAN SEE THE BUDS OF SPRING INSIDE MY TREE AND I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE. ARE YOU GOING TO KISS ME OR WHAT? WHY ARE YOU UNTYING ALL THOSE OTHER BITCHES AND NOT ME?
OH I GET IT!!! WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! YIPPEEE THIS IS THE BEST FUN I HAVE EVER HAD AND I THINK THERE IS A MONKEY IN MY TREE!!!
"Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raisin' his hand, oh my Yoda."
"Well I left home just a week before, and I've never been a Jedi before but Obi Wan, he said obey they course. He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
"He said: "Luke stay away from the Darker Side and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide oh my Yoda."
I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
Originally posted by setaside2 "Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raisin' his hand, oh my Yoda."
"Well I left home just a week before, and I've never been a Jedi before but Obi Wan, he said obey they course. He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
"He said: "Luke stay away from the Darker Side and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide oh my Yoda."
OH, SO THAT'S how it goes around here?....the force you say, yes, very good indeed. do you think he wears high heals under his robe? we all know he wears pink pantyloons.
Originally posted by BhagavadGita I WAS STROLLING BY SOME BARK ONE DAY AND REALIZED THAT I WAS SO CLOSE TO IT THAT I MUST BE TIED UP!! BUT WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE? WHAT? HEY LOOK OVER THERE AT THOSE PEOPLE, THEY LOOK SUSPECIOUS AND LOOK OVER THERE, THOSE PEOPLE LOOK SUSPECIOUS TOO! I REALLY JUST WANTED TO PLAY OUTSIDE AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING WITH SUCH BAD CHILDREN. I WANT TO CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER SOME CLOWNS DRESSED LIKE ROBIN HOOD HAVE LOCKED MY BACK TO A RATHER LARGE BLUEWOOD TREE BUT COME TO THINK OF IT WHEN I TELL HER THAT SHE WILL SAY. thats nice dear, i always told you be careful for what you wish for....AND I SCREAM BACK SINCE I DONT HAVE A CELL PHONE, AT LEAST I HAVE A WISH AND SO HERE I AM TIED TO THIS TREE BUT NOW WAIT, ONE HAS COME BACK AND IS TICKLING ME WHERE I CANT SEE. STOP THAT. THAT IS FUN. DONT! STOP! HEY I GOTTA GO PEE, STOP TICKLING ME. OH NO THERES ANOTHER ONE! WHERE DID HE COME FROM. HEY OLD LADY, WILL YOU UNTIE ME FROM THIS TREE. SOMEONE IS LOVELY TORTURING ME. SHE DOESNT LISTEN SHE DOESNT SEEM TO HEAR ALTHOUGH SHE WALKS RIGHT BY AND LOOKS ME IN THE EYES. ONE OF THEM TOO....ARRRGGGHHH THEY ARE EVERYWHERE LIKE STINK BUGS!
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME OUT TO PLAY TODAY BECAUSE I SAW THOSE PRETTY BLUE EYES WITH MY DOG DOWN BY THE LAKE PLAYING BALL, I NEVER KNEW HE WOULD BLINDFOLD ME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK HEY. THE ITCHY AND THE SCRATCHYS ARE GETTING WORSE BUT DAM IS THIS FUN. YOUR RIGHT, I AM FEELING SOMEWHAT TURNED ON BY ALL THESE LEAVES FALLING ON MY HEAD AND I CAN SEE THE BUDS OF SPRING INSIDE MY TREE AND I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE. ARE YOU GOING TO KISS ME OR WHAT? WHY ARE YOU UNTYING ALL THOSE OTHER BITCHES AND NOT ME?
OH I GET IT!!! WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! YIPPEEE THIS IS THE BEST FUN I HAVE EVER HAD AND I THINK THERE IS A MONKEY IN MY TREE!!!
I felt like bringing this back up. So, I need a reason, right?
And for some stupid reason I'm thinking of when I went to the 1998 PJ show in Barrie, ON. And in particular when my sis and I had to take a piss on the way. So, we scooted up behind some trees that lined a field, dropped our drawers and started pissing. Well, little did we know that we had an audience. From across the field a few gentlemen were hooting at us. We laughed so hard we peed on our shoes. Imagine that -- two girls, squated down, pants around the ankles, laughing, pissing...I know I always hoot when I see a guy whip it out and start pissing----it's soooooooooo hot! :rolleyes:
Good times though, good times!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley Women laugh at me whenever I pee in public, too. But for different reasons.
Maybe a big kinky tree will grow
from where you're urine flowed.
Hey, maybe that's why those trees with the little white flowers that smell like piss came from!!!
If it were a kinky tree
From the pee
That flowed from me
You better watch out
Or you will shout
'Cause a branch will make a route
And pinch you where your poo comes out
- more cheese from meese.
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
slide me up to the sun
on a moon milk slide
with loops
and lips
and the lips whisper kisses and comets
and the comets are sponges for the slide
and the slide is black hole
luminous that
blooms in us the
june in us and the
moon in us is a
spoon
feeding loops and lips
t
o
Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley summerslide
slide me up to the sun
on a moon milk slide
with loops
and lips
and the lips whisper kisses and comets
and the comets are sponges for the slide
and the slide is black hole
luminous that
blooms in us the
june in us and the
moon in us is a
spoon
feeding loops and lips
t
o
radaro~
hi just stopped on over onyr o'piley of rot~~
and so much, a BIG HEAP of great rubbish, i mite add
i really dig mite and homeless love so far my favs,
and hope to delve
deeper
past cow daisies, banana peels, scabs and coffeegrinds
to find
that dumpster diamond,
the elusive needle
at the rot-bottom of the hey stacked
really, i super enjoy the flash paragraph of satan and the lawnmower piss~~Excellent.
mo' later. my fav star wars character is the ewok Forest.
my turn-ons include Vermont White Extra Sharp Cheddar and when phishman liCks the webby flesh between my thumb and index finger....and as to query whether love can move in both directions....Ahhhhhhhh....when love Collides, it makes a third direction...and the way is always UP/
I'm not surprised you like the ewok forest.....
Ewoks have a fluff factor of 15 on a traditional 12 point scale.
They're also the perfect height for an endtable.
Their forest is called Endor, even though it's outdoors.
Thanks for macheteing through my mire.
No guarantees on there being a "dumpster diamond" anywhere. I have dumpster hampsters, dumpster stars, dumpster bones, and dumpster giggles though.
When love goes up,
I can't wait to sweat in its rain.
Comments
No big deal.
found me in the back alley
already smiling
oh the places I have gone
and the place we will GO!
oh, it's getting bright
oh, your getting clearer now
he's gone and i've opened
oh how you opened me!
im gonna drum you into my heart tonight, just before the eclipse, i shall find you inside a mushroom shaped telephone to god.
im sure now i will find you there.
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME OUT TO PLAY TODAY BECAUSE I SAW THOSE PRETTY BLUE EYES WITH MY DOG DOWN BY THE LAKE PLAYING BALL, I NEVER KNEW HE WOULD BLINDFOLD ME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK HEY. THE ITCHY AND THE SCRATCHYS ARE GETTING WORSE BUT DAM IS THIS FUN. YOUR RIGHT, I AM FEELING SOMEWHAT TURNED ON BY ALL THESE LEAVES FALLING ON MY HEAD AND I CAN SEE THE BUDS OF SPRING INSIDE MY TREE AND I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE. ARE YOU GOING TO KISS ME OR WHAT? WHY ARE YOU UNTYING ALL THOSE OTHER BITCHES AND NOT ME?
OH I GET IT!!! WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! YIPPEEE THIS IS THE BEST FUN I HAVE EVER HAD AND I THINK THERE IS A MONKEY IN MY TREE!!!
"Well I left home just a week before, and I've never been a Jedi before but Obi Wan, he said obey they course. He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
"He said: "Luke stay away from the Darker Side and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide oh my Yoda."
OH, SO THAT'S how it goes around here?....the force you say, yes, very good indeed. do you think he wears high heals under his robe? we all know he wears pink pantyloons.
I've been Weird Al Gita-ovicked
Get used to it.
drags
me
by
my
tooth.
All I need to do is
bite
and I will be free.
but
I
am
scared.
Not about the taste
but
about
the
freedom.
Mark page 54.
I'm scared too!!!
I don't have your knack for poetic weirdness! Bring it back, bring it back... back to...
Come now, dear Radar, what does your sonar command.
sigh.
Friends then.
seta.
Yeah, Radar, we are going to sorely miss your poetic weirdness!!!
:(
please.
please.
please.
with sugar on top?
i'm not too proud to beg you know.
please.
And for some stupid reason I'm thinking of when I went to the 1998 PJ show in Barrie, ON. And in particular when my sis and I had to take a piss on the way. So, we scooted up behind some trees that lined a field, dropped our drawers and started pissing. Well, little did we know that we had an audience. From across the field a few gentlemen were hooting at us. We laughed so hard we peed on our shoes. Imagine that -- two girls, squated down, pants around the ankles, laughing, pissing...I know I always hoot when I see a guy whip it out and start pissing----it's soooooooooo hot! :rolleyes:
Good times though, good times!
Maybe a big kinky tree will grow
from where you're urine flowed.
Hey, maybe that's why those trees with the little white flowers that smell like piss came from!!!
If it were a kinky tree
From the pee
That flowed from me
You better watch out
Or you will shout
'Cause a branch will make a route
And pinch you where your poo comes out
I thought I'd BUMP it back UP.
BUMP, BUMP, BOUNCE!
Sheesh! I was wondering when this thread would rise to the top again.
somethings just don't deCompose.
Aye, that, or they reCompose.
If you're really good and promise to shout my name in unbridled ecstacy the next time you take a dump........
I'll post some of the leftover Rot that didn't make the cut.
If'n she wings a turd at your head, will that seal the deal?
LOL! Start slinging it, Yellow!!!!! Just make sure you do your dirty business outside! Don't want to hit that new tub enclosure now, do you?
slide me up to the sun
on a moon milk slide
with loops
and lips
and the lips whisper kisses and comets
and the comets are sponges for the slide
and the slide is black hole
luminous that
blooms in us the
june in us and the
moon in us is a
spoon
feeding loops and lips
t
o
t
h
e
s
u
n
that sucked.
hi just stopped on over onyr o'piley of rot~~
and so much, a BIG HEAP of great rubbish, i mite add
i really dig mite and homeless love so far my favs,
and hope to delve
deeper
past cow daisies, banana peels, scabs and coffeegrinds
to find
that dumpster diamond,
the elusive needle
at the rot-bottom of the hey stacked
really, i super enjoy the flash paragraph of satan and the lawnmower piss~~Excellent.
mo' later. my fav star wars character is the ewok Forest.
my turn-ons include Vermont White Extra Sharp Cheddar and when phishman liCks the webby flesh between my thumb and index finger....and as to query whether love can move in both directions....Ahhhhhhhh....when love Collides, it makes a third direction...and the way is always UP/
SPANKADOODLES~~
Ewoks have a fluff factor of 15 on a traditional 12 point scale.
They're also the perfect height for an endtable.
Their forest is called Endor, even though it's outdoors.
Thanks for macheteing through my mire.
No guarantees on there being a "dumpster diamond" anywhere. I have dumpster hampsters, dumpster stars, dumpster bones, and dumpster giggles though.
When love goes up,
I can't wait to sweat in its rain.
Toys
Hands
stand these toys
on a field
of altercation.
Imagination
forces reality
aside
to make room
for hopeful
genocide.
Hands move these
little toys of
little men in
little uniforms
to storm the
darkened clouds
of the land
since the other
forced their
hand.
Hand keep these
toys of play
playful
with their
weapons.
Stepping them
up to the
frontline's
lashing lead.
And then
a toy
begins to
bleed.
Hands
lay these toys
on a field
of animosity.
Reality forces
imagination
aside
to make room
for those who
died.
SPANKERIFFIC!
Lost it may have been but forgotten it was not. Good thing too!
ps. It's still stingy!