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  • coleen
    coleen Posts: 938
    won't you come home radar baba o'reilly, won't you come home?

    please.

    please.

    please.

    with sugar on top?

    i'm not too proud to beg you know.

    please.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    I felt like bringing this back up. So, I need a reason, right? :)

    And for some stupid reason I'm thinking of when I went to the 1998 PJ show in Barrie, ON. And in particular when my sis and I had to take a piss on the way. So, we scooted up behind some trees that lined a field, dropped our drawers and started pissing. Well, little did we know that we had an audience. From across the field a few gentlemen were hooting at us. We laughed so hard we peed on our shoes. Imagine that -- two girls, squated down, pants around the ankles, laughing, pissing...I know I always hoot when I see a guy whip it out and start pissing----it's soooooooooo hot! :rolleyes: :D

    Good times though, good times!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Women laugh at me whenever I pee in public, too. But for different reasons.

    Maybe a big kinky tree will grow
    from where you're urine flowed.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Women laugh at me whenever I pee in public, too. But for different reasons.

    Maybe a big kinky tree will grow
    from where you're urine flowed.

    Hey, maybe that's why those trees with the little white flowers that smell like piss came from!!!

    If it were a kinky tree
    From the pee
    That flowed from me
    You better watch out
    Or you will shout
    'Cause a branch will make a route
    And pinch you where your poo comes out

    :D:D - more cheese from meese.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Since I had to PULL something out of here!

    I thought I'd BUMP it back UP.

    BUMP, BUMP, BOUNCE! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Like Jason in part VI
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Like Jason in part VI

    Sheesh! I was wondering when this thread would rise to the top again. :D FINALLY!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Sheesh! I was wondering when this thread would rise to the top again. :D FINALLY!

    somethings just don't deCompose.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    somethings just don't deCompose.

    Aye, that, or they reCompose. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Yellow
    Yellow Posts: 699
    just a bump :)
    It's all yellow.


  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Yellow
    just a bump :)
    What a rotten thing to do.......

    If you're really good and promise to shout my name in unbridled ecstacy the next time you take a dump........

    I'll post some of the leftover Rot that didn't make the cut.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    What a rotten thing to do.......

    If you're really good and promise to shout my name in unbridled ecstacy the next time you take a dump........

    I'll post some of the leftover Rot that didn't make the cut.

    If'n she wings a turd at your head, will that seal the deal? :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    If'n she wings a turd at your head, will that seal the deal? :D
    As long as it doesn't hit my new tub enclosure, she can wing anything she can sling.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    As long as it doesn't hit my new tub enclosure, she can wing anything she can sling.

    LOL! Start slinging it, Yellow!!!!! Just make sure you do your dirty business outside! Don't want to hit that new tub enclosure now, do you? :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    summerslide

    slide me up to the sun
    on a moon milk slide
    with loops
    and lips
    and the lips whisper kisses and comets
    and the comets are sponges for the slide
    and the slide is black hole
    luminous that
    blooms in us the
    june in us and the
    moon in us is a
    spoon
    feeding loops and lips
    t
    o

    t
    h
    e

    s
    u
    n
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    summerslide

    slide me up to the sun
    on a moon milk slide
    with loops
    and lips
    and the lips whisper kisses and comets
    and the comets are sponges for the slide
    and the slide is black hole
    luminous that
    blooms in us the
    june in us and the
    moon in us is a
    spoon
    feeding loops and lips
    t
    o

    t
    h
    e

    s
    u
    n

    that sucked.
  • cassia
    cassia Posts: 277
    radaro~
    hi just stopped on over onyr o'piley of rot~~
    and so much, a BIG HEAP of great rubbish, i mite add

    i really dig mite and homeless love so far my favs,
    and hope to delve
    deeper
    past cow daisies, banana peels, scabs and coffeegrinds
    to find

    that dumpster diamond,
    the elusive needle
    at the rot-bottom of the hey stacked

    really, i super enjoy the flash paragraph of satan and the lawnmower piss~~Excellent.

    mo' later. my fav star wars character is the ewok Forest.
    my turn-ons include Vermont White Extra Sharp Cheddar and when phishman liCks the webby flesh between my thumb and index finger....and as to query whether love can move in both directions....Ahhhhhhhh....when love Collides, it makes a third direction...and the way is always UP/

    SPANKADOODLES~~
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    I'm not surprised you like the ewok forest.....
    Ewoks have a fluff factor of 15 on a traditional 12 point scale.
    They're also the perfect height for an endtable.
    Their forest is called Endor, even though it's outdoors.

    Thanks for macheteing through my mire.
    No guarantees on there being a "dumpster diamond" anywhere. I have dumpster hampsters, dumpster stars, dumpster bones, and dumpster giggles though.

    When love goes up,
    I can't wait to sweat in its rain.
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    another Rotten lost dog found it's way out of a bottom of papercuts

    Toys

    Hands
    stand these toys
    on a field
    of altercation.
    Imagination
    forces reality
    aside
    to make room
    for hopeful
    genocide.

    Hands move these
    little toys of
    little men in
    little uniforms
    to storm the
    darkened clouds
    of the land
    since the other
    forced their
    hand.

    Hand keep these
    toys of play
    playful
    with their
    weapons.
    Stepping them
    up to the
    frontline's
    lashing lead.
    And then
    a toy
    begins to
    bleed.

    Hands
    lay these toys
    on a field
    of animosity.
    Reality forces
    imagination
    aside
    to make room
    for those who
    died.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    another Rotten lost dog found it's way out of a bottom of papercuts

    Toys

    Hands
    stand these toys
    on a field
    of altercation.
    Imagination
    forces reality
    aside
    to make room
    for hopeful
    genocide.

    Hands move these
    little toys of
    little men in
    little uniforms
    to storm the
    darkened clouds
    of the land
    since the other
    forced their
    hand.

    Hand keep these
    toys of play
    playful
    with their
    weapons.
    Stepping them
    up to the
    frontline's
    lashing lead.
    And then
    a toy
    begins to
    bleed.

    Hands
    lay these toys
    on a field
    of animosity.
    Reality forces
    imagination
    aside
    to make room
    for those who
    died.

    SPANKERIFFIC!

    Lost it may have been but forgotten it was not. Good thing too! :)

    ps. It's still stingy! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

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