Noel Gallagher is a tosser......

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  • PissBottleMan
    PissBottleMan Union City, TN Posts: 4,155
    Noel Gallagher is a bloody fookin' WANKA!!! Crikey. All day long I work me bloody fingers to the bone, while this tosser goes around sayin we're all madferit when we're bloody not! Blimey! The fookin' STONES? Who does this wanka think he is?!?!?!? It makes me wanna hit meself in the head and head up to the pub for a pint to get pissed onit.

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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    I loved and still love Oasis' first two records " Definitely Maybe" and "What's the Story Morning Glory". The latter is one of the finest albums made by a British band; to me it is easily up there with The Rolling Stones' "Exile on Main Street"[/B], The Beatles "Revolver", The Clashes' "London Calling", The Jimi Hendrix Experience "Are you experienced" and U2's "Joshua Tree".
    Not British.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Ricsard
    Ricsard Posts: 1,943
    I love Pearl Jam and I like Oasis. I like many artist the Gallaghers usually throw shits on but I don't give a damn about them because what I think is what I am.
    And personally I think this time he is absolutely right about Oasis and the Stones!
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  • StrummingGnome
    StrummingGnome Posts: 29
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Not British.

    You see you say that, but only Bono and Larry Mullen Jr are Irish! Clayton and The Edge are both English and though they were formed in Dublin, Ireland, I'd be inclined to place them under the British umbrella as well as the Irish umbrella. ;)
  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    You see you say that, but only Bono and Larry Mullen Jr are Irish! Clayton and The Edge are both English and though they were formed in Dublin, Ireland, I'd be inclined to place them under the British umbrella as well as the Irish umbrella. ;)

    hmm...stretching it a little... The Edge was less than one when he left UK! and clayton was 5!
  • StrummingGnome
    StrummingGnome Posts: 29
    On the land which you were conceived is where your nationality lies. You can hide with citizenship to pastures new, or pastures green, but you will always belong to the motherland that you first see with your own eyes and draw your first breath.

    The band is a elective mixture of English and Irish, what would Oliver Cromwell say for that matter? Or Mr Irish Blood, English Heart? It's beyond beggers belief, this wouldn't have happened five hundred years ago! Relax, I kid! I kid! ;)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    On the land which you were conceived is where your nationality lies. You can hide with citizenship to pastures new, or pastures green, but you will always belong to the motherland that you first see with your own eyes and draw your first breath.

    The band is a elective mixture of English and Irish, what would Oliver Cromwell say for that matter? Or Mr Irish Blood, English Heart? It's beyond beggers belief, this wouldn't have happened five hundred years ago! Relax, I kid! I kid! ;)


    The Edge is Welsh.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    On the land which you were conceived is where your nationality lies. You can hide with citizenship to pastures new, or pastures green, but you will always belong to the motherland that you first see with your own eyes and draw your first breath.
    Sure, because if your parents had 100% English, Irish, American, French, Italian, ANY kind of blood and then you were conceived in Uzbekistan and born in Bosnia, you'd be Uzbek or Bosnian wouldn't you? ;)

    Your nationality is where your heart and family lies. I have issues with the fact I was born in England to parents who had lived in England for 2 years, the first generation in the family to ever do so, my two eldest brothers are born in Glasgow, I spent half my childhood there and have always identified myself as Scottish. Plenty of people would tell me I'm not and they have fair arguments but I would ask them, is a child who grew up in a Scottish family, regularly visiting Scotland, with a Scottish accent (which has faded), clothed in the Scotland football shirt he wore with pride NOT Scottish because he wasn't born there?

    I'll never be able to claim Scottish nationality in the way my brothers can because I missed being born there by a couple of years, but I can't see anything in my background and heritage, or in my own sense of identity, that makes me English besides my location. Does that make sense? :o

    Although this is hardly related to the thread... :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • StrummingGnome
    StrummingGnome Posts: 29
    Since when was Barking, East London anywhere near Wales? I know my geography was never up to a high standard, but if I am correct, London is 120 miles away. The Edge was born to Welsh parents, however, where you are born is where you are born and The Edge was conceived on English soil. Though in his parents defence they left the mundane city of London for Dublin when he was under a year old, so Ireland can have him and Bono too. In fact, U2 haven't realised a good album for twenty one years and even that comes secondary to Strangeways, here we come. ;)
  • StrummingGnome
    StrummingGnome Posts: 29
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Does that make sense? :o

    Although this is hardly related to the thread... :D

    I see things in black and white (unless I am not in the right frame of mind due to recreational D's and alcohol). People identify who they are in a variety of ways. You can choose to do so however you wish, you are a man free of oppression, but my parents are Irish and I was born in London and raised in London. Do I see myself as being an Irishman or an Englishman? I see myself as being neither, because I have no interest in being Irish or English, I have no interest in following my family tree, I have no interest in knowing who my ancestors were or were they come from. None of these things shape who I am, only the present shapes who I am and right now I am an obsolete mess in a cesspool of infidelity and futile attempts of seizing gold from underneath a rainbow.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    On the land which you were conceived is where your nationality lies. You can hide with citizenship to pastures new, or pastures green, but you will always belong to the motherland that you first see with your own eyes and draw your first breath.

    The band is a elective mixture of English and Irish, what would Oliver Cromwell say for that matter? Or Mr Irish Blood, English Heart? It's beyond beggers belief, this wouldn't have happened five hundred years ago! Relax, I kid! I kid! ;)

    this is the biggest bunch of bollocks ive ever heard in regards to nationality.
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    I see things in black and white (unless I am not in the right frame of mind due to recreational D's and alcohol). People identify who they are in a variety of ways. You can choose to do so however you wish, you are a man free of oppression, but my parents are Irish and I was born in London and raised in London. Do I see myself as being an Irishman or an Englishman? I see myself as being neither, because I have no interest in being Irish or English, I have no interest in following my family tree, I have no interest in knowing who my ancestors were or were they come from. None of these things shape who I am, only the present shapes who I am and right now I am an obsolete mess in a cesspool of infidelity and futile attempts of seizing gold from underneath a rainbow.
    Well whatever works for ya. I have similar attitudes to my present existence and patriotism is alien to me but I'm interested in heritage and culture.

    Everytime I hear bagpipes, that instrument that inspires hatred and violent retching in all nationalities but the celtic ones, and a shiver runs down my spine, I know I'm a scotsman.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • StrummingGnome
    StrummingGnome Posts: 29
    catefrances wrote:
    this is the biggest bunch of bollocks ive ever heard in regards to nationality.

    It's a good thing, I don't value the opinion of someone who clearly cannot express oneself without displaying typical barbarism that has become paramount to the Underclass.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    It's a good thing, I don't value the opinion of someone who clearly cannot express oneself without displaying typical barbarism that has become paramount to the Underclass.
    And you can always tell someone who strives for sophistication but knows bugger all about language and communicative enrichment, and therefore singularly falls way short of achieving it, when they think profanities are barbaric :rolleyes:
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    It's a good thing, I don't value the opinion of someone who clearly cannot express oneself without displaying typical barbarism that has become paramount to the Underclass.
    I agree with catefrances. And I never knew Bollocks were barbaric. :p
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    It's a good thing, I don't value the opinion of someone who clearly cannot express oneself without displaying typical barbarism that has become paramount to the Underclass.

    bwahahahaha :D

    and people wonder why im a marxist.

    *shakes head at ridiculously pompous fool* you certainly would have made a good toady for cromwell with that attitude, samuel marsden too id wager.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    On the land which you were conceived is where your nationality lies. You can hide with citizenship to pastures new, or pastures green, but you will always belong to the motherland that you first see with your own eyes and draw your first breath.


    Fucking hell, I didn't know Norman Tebbit posted here.
  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    And you can always tell someone who strives for sophistication but knows bugger all about language and communicative enrichment, and therefore singularly falls way short of achieving it, when they think profanities are barbaric :rolleyes:
    nuffingman wrote:
    And I never knew Bollocks were barbaric. :p
    catefrances wrote:
    *shakes head at ridiculously pompous fool* you certainly would have made a good toady for cromwell with that attitude, samuel marsden too id wager.
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Fucking hell, I didn't know Norman Tebbit posted here.

    Really guys, this is uncalled for. You plebs just dont get it do you?? I never saw such unnecessary treatment of the Upper Class until now....

    ......*snigger* ;)
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    JordyWordy wrote:
    Really guys, this is uncalled for. You plebs just dont get it do you?? I never saw such unnecessary treatment of the Upper Class until now....

    ......*snigger* ;)

    forgive me my lord. i dont know what came over me.
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited September 2020
    Figured I'd just leave this right here: https://consequenceofsound.net/2020/09/noel-gallagher-anti-masker/

    "I choose not to wear one and if I get the virus it’s on me, it’s not on anyone else. If every other cunt’s wearing a mask I’m not gonna catch it off them, and if I’ve got it then they’re not gonna catch it off me."

    Science and assholes rarely see eye to eye.
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