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New Album "Vacillate" Available Exclusively At Target 6/2/09

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  • Pushin Forward BackPushin Forward Back Posts: 890
    another example of the children that troll and ruin this place-
  • Gonzo1977Gonzo1977 Posts: 1,696
    Who in the hell is Dave A?
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    TheRiotAct wrote:
    I have a cousin's wife's best friend's sister who works for GE who owns NBC who runs the Conan O'Brien show who told my co-worker who told me that DAVE A will be on the skins tonite.

    AND...the new album drops tomorrow. It's called GUACAMOLE Episode II: The Avacado Strikes Back. The album will be sold on 8-track tapes exclusively at Exxon Mobil gas stations. Yes, PJ's upcoming tour will be sponsored by Exxon-Mobil, and will be called the "Drill Baby Drill" tour.

    Well, if it was your cousin's wife's best friend's sister's monkey, how could you be wrong?! :?
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  • sickwilliesickwillie Posts: 178
    ...as I was typing out this badass response!

    (To the mods, I apologize for posting this as I know you're probably going through fits, but I was so entertained by everyone's ludicrous rumors and reactions that I had to jump in.)

    The following details have just been confirmed by a T****t employee in Sioux Falls.
    It's a DOUBLE ALBUM :o:o:o

    Disc One is a 14-track, 3 part rock opera:

    I. LOADING THE HAY
    1. In My Hayfield
    2. Hard to Load
    3. Hay Wasted
    4. Hay, Hay
    5. Of the Bale

    II. STARTING UP THE TRACTOR
    6. MFT (My First Tractor)
    7. Farmer Reserve
    8. Even Flow II
    9. Tractor in the Free World

    III. THE HAY RIDE
    10. Wanda's Dice
    11. Do the Wanda
    12. Love Tractor Captain
    13. Given to Ride
    14. World Wide Hayride

    Disc Two is an experimental mood piece composed and performed entirely by Stone entitled "The Aftermath". It's one 77 minute instrumental track that deals with the emotions of having endured Wanda's Wild Hayride using field recordings, glockenspiel and animal noises.

    "Wanda's Wild Hayride" is available exclusively to T****t shoppers with a valid tractor license on June 31, 2009.

    ZOMG! So excited!
    "We've done really well with teenage death songs." -EV
  • mrshock13mrshock13 Posts: 472
    Wow, people, grow up. What is with all these nonsense threads?! This is why the mods close us all down all the time, because we, aka, YOU, make idiotic threads. How bout the thread that Dave A. is wearing white pants that he borrowed from Ed. THAT SHOULD BE A THREAD! Jesus christ.
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    w00t!

    It's official. WWH (as us "bigger" fans call it) is on the way tomorrow
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  • Mcam55Mcam55 Posts: 1,407
    it didnt get deleted...it just got merged into the vacillate thread, which was locked
  • ponner1usponner1us Posts: 738
    This is too funny!
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  • sickwilliesickwillie Posts: 178
    Oh, I see. Just struck me odd, as I typed it, submitted, and hit the "does not exist" brick wall.

    Anyway, had to get it out. Lock it, Kat!
    "We've done really well with teenage death songs." -EV
  • STT757STT757 Posts: 302
    I can't wait.
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  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    Vedd Hedd wrote:
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    darthvedder81 wrote:

    Not true. Macy's bought Marshall-Fields (which used to be known as Dayton's) and they own Target.

    DUDE! You live here in Minnesota, you should know this.

    Target SOLD OFF Marshall Fields


    They are all owned by the same company.


    Really??

    From Target's own website.

    http://sites.target.com/site/en/company ... P04-031807
    2004

    Marshall Field’s and Mervyn’s are sold.



    From Macy's own website

    http://www.macysinc.com/AboutUs/History/present.aspx
    2004

    May Company acquires Marshall Field's.

    2005
    Federated begins operating nationwide under two store nameplates - Macy's and Bloomingdale's - as all regional department store names are converted to the Macy's brand.

    Macy's launches a new customer loyalty program, with escalating benefits for its largest customers, as it issues new credit cards on about 14 million accounts.

    Federated acquires The May Department Stores Company. The acquisition creates a stronger, more resourceful company with more stores nationwide.


    But yes, please keep telling me that they are owned by the same company.
  • ZosoZoso Posts: 6,425
    I laughed & laughed at the track listing! FARMER RESERVE :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I'm just flying around the other side of the world to say I love you

    Sha la la la i'm in love with a jersey girl

    I love you forever and forever :)

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  • TheRiotActTheRiotAct Posts: 131
    Obviously this is a thread mocking all the ridiculous other posts about albums being released tomorrow, secret shows in LA, etc etc.
    "Close but no sitar." ~ EV
  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    I'm

    Going

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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Gonzo1977 wrote:
    Who in the hell is Dave A?

    he was the difference between VS / Vitalogy and No Code / Yield.
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  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    To help design the "Ed Vedder" designer jean line! Available only at Target!
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  • LukinFanLukinFan Florida Posts: 29,070
    lame
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    weak.
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    edited June 2009
    stickfig13 wrote:
    To help design the "Ed Vedder" designer jean line! Available only at Target!



    You are EXACTLY 2 months late for this thread.
    (Please flip your calendar 2 pages)
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  • BeerBaronBeerBaron Toronto-ish Posts: 4,097
    LukinFan wrote:
    lame
    +1
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  • AtlantaJammerAtlantaJammer Posts: 2,611
    LukinFan wrote:
    lame


    HAHA! Asshole... 8-)8-)8-)
  • LukinFanLukinFan Florida Posts: 29,070
    AtlantaJammer wrote:
    LukinFan wrote:
    lame


    HAHA! Asshole... 8-)8-)8-)
    :mrgreen:
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  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    You looked so it worked!
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    stickfig13 wrote:
    You looked so it worked!


    worked to make us mad or to realize your general douchieness?
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    CJMST3K wrote:
    stickfig13 wrote:
    You looked so it worked!


    worked to make us mad or to realize your general douchieness?

    bingo-pic2.gif
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  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    CJMST3K wrote:
    stickfig13 wrote:
    You looked so it worked!


    worked to make us mad or to realize your general douchieness?


    coming from the person with a hassilhoff avatar
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  • LukinFanLukinFan Florida Posts: 29,070
    CJMST3K wrote:
    stickfig13 wrote:
    You looked so it worked!


    worked to make us mad or to realize your general douchieness?
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    2022: Nashville
    2023: Ft. Worth II
    2024: Baltimore

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  • BeerBaronBeerBaron Toronto-ish Posts: 4,097
    stickfig13 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    stickfig13 wrote:
    You looked so it worked!


    worked to make us mad or to realize your general douchieness?


    coming from the person with a hassilhoff avatar
    Oh, it's on! :mrgreen:
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  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    PJ on Conan!!!! Can't F'ing wait!
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    stickfig13 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    stickfig13 wrote:
    You looked so it worked!


    worked to make us mad or to realize your general douchieness?


    coming from the person with a hassilhoff avatar



    The Hoff rocks.

    I've made stuff up on The Porch. But I do it on April 1st, not JUNE 1st.
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