Would you fuck a duck for Pearl Jam?

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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    nah...i'd do it for the duck ;):D
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  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    this is a funny thread
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Hell NO!!!!!!


    i would not know how to...!!!!!!!!
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    Hell NO!!!!!!


    i would not know how to...!!!!!!!!

    well first, you need a duck.....
  • nocode23
    nocode23 Posts: 411
    Lizard wrote:
    Hell NO!!!!!!


    i would not know how to...!!!!!!!!

    If you love the duck enough, you can find a way.
  • Im still here
    Im still here Posts: 826
    i feel sorry for that duck, i'm next in line
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  • NoCode_inMT
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  • j3trowkill
    j3trowkill Posts: 103
    do I eat the duck after I fuck it???

    if so... i'll fuck a peking duck!!!
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  • Dreamfire2
    Dreamfire2 Posts: 161
    Wouldn't it make more sense to ask if we would let a duck fuck us for Pearl Jam? Then you could ask later who's had a duck up their ass. Not sure what we would have to lose by fucking the duck instead especially if the duck is going to give us "beak" first.

    Not sure where I would get a duck at 2AM. Preferably the grocery store kind would be thawed out and warmed up first. I suppose one would take any stuffing out first too.

    There isn't any kind of federal duckfucking law is there? I don't want to wind up in a cell next to Michael Vick.
  • Lostdogsinthegarden
    Lostdogsinthegarden Posts: 844
    Could I wear a rubber...ducky?
  • Foxy Mop
    Foxy Mop Posts: 2,823
    What about a monkey?
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  • V V
    V V Posts: 5,191
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well... ? :)

    sure why not :p
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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Would you fuck a duck for Pearl Jam? Well...? :)

    No.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    No, but I might screw a guinea
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  • nocode23
    nocode23 Posts: 411
    Foxy Mop wrote:
    What about a monkey?

    No. But I would punch a donkey!
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    When you say, "for Pearl Jam", do you mean to hear them play a show/play with them or REALLY play with them? Yes to the latter, otherwise, fuck that, Harmless, you quack.
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  • Bibbs
    Bibbs Posts: 229
    nahhhh, but I would emancipate a bison though
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Is emanicipate a euphimism for fucking? How'd I miss that one?
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    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,146
    yes but only if it were a female duck

    just so we are clear
  • gus stills
    gus stills Posts: 378
    Yes I would (and have). There are plenty of beautiful Ducks out there, and I know a few who even like Pearl Jam...to go along with this, I would also choke a Husky or Beaver, whether they liked Pearl Jam or not.

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