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Would you fuck a duck for Pearl Jam?

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited March 2008 in The Porch
Well... ? :)
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    been there...done that...next! ;):o:D:D
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cutback wrote:
    been there...done that...next! ;):o:D:D

    What about a coot?

    A moorhen?

    A great crested grebe?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well... ? :)

    :eek: I understand one of these threads finally, lol.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What about a coot?

    A moorhen?

    A great crested grebe?


    of course not...what do you think i am....a pervert? :eek: :p:D:D
  • halszka123halszka123 Posts: 1,109
    it's hard to do, i guess...
    give me the sense...
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  • yosi1yosi1 Posts: 3,272
    What wouldn't I fuck a duck for?
    you couldn't swing if you were hangin' from a palm tree in a hurricane.
  • Eliot RosewaterEliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    yosi wrote:
    What wouldn't I fuck a duck for?
    roflmao...funniest post of the day. so far.
  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    yosi wrote:
    What wouldn't I fuck a duck for?

    "living, will be the death of me"



    I like that!
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,981
    yosi wrote:
    What wouldn't I fuck a duck for?
    haha. nice.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • yosi1yosi1 Posts: 3,272
    LeatherMandi wrote:
    "living, will be the death of me"



    I like that!

    Its from a Gov't Mule song called Rocking Horse. I thought it was a pretty good line.
    you couldn't swing if you were hangin' from a palm tree in a hurricane.
  • Fender_ManFender_Man Posts: 408
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well... ? :)

    No, but I might consider choking a chicken?
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    cutback wrote:
    been there...done that...next! ;):o:D:D


    hehehehehhehee :P
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Carlos DCarlos D Posts: 638
    I'd even fuck Hillary Clinton for Pearl Jam...........they'd have to give me front row seats in Madison Square Garden and play for 9 hours(including playing Yield in its entirety)...but I think it could be worth it.
    It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
    But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    id fuck just about anything to see them right about now :D
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    he didnt specify alive, raw, or cooked... im gonna assume raw for strictly juicy asthetic purposes... and as long as i wear a condom and rubber gloves to prevent salmonella... yes... i would... and itd probably feel great
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  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    yosi wrote:
    Its from a Gov't Mule song called Rocking Horse. I thought it was a pretty good line.



    Saw them live at the beacon... good stuffs... :)

    and a good song! I just couldnt pin down what it was from so thank you :)
  • yosi1yosi1 Posts: 3,272
    LeatherMandi wrote:
    Saw them live at the beacon... good stuffs... :)

    and a good song! I just couldnt pin down what it was from so thank you :)

    Awesome. I'd love to see them live and the Beacon is a pretty cool theater, and walking distance from my house!
    you couldn't swing if you were hangin' from a palm tree in a hurricane.
  • YoullseeDragonsYoullseeDragons Posts: 2,144
    yosi wrote:
    Awesome. I'd love to see them live and the Beacon is a pretty cool theater, and walking distance from my house!


    Let's get back on track here! We are talking about duck fucking for PJ.
  • GmoneyGmoney Posts: 1,618
    just keep your hands off my duck you duckfuckers.
    Further back and forth a wave will break on me, today...
  • nocode23nocode23 Posts: 411
    How sexy is this duck? Are we talking like Daisy Duck, or more along the lines of Daffy? I could go for either. But if we're talking something like Howard the Duck then fuck no. Well, maybe...:D
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    nah...i'd do it for the duck ;):D
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    this is a funny thread
    the Minions
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Hell NO!!!!!!


    i would not know how to...!!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    Hell NO!!!!!!


    i would not know how to...!!!!!!!!

    well first, you need a duck.....
  • nocode23nocode23 Posts: 411
    Lizard wrote:
    Hell NO!!!!!!


    i would not know how to...!!!!!!!!

    If you love the duck enough, you can find a way.
  • Im still hereIm still here Posts: 826
    i feel sorry for that duck, i'm next in line
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  • j3trowkillj3trowkill Posts: 103
    do I eat the duck after I fuck it???

    if so... i'll fuck a peking duck!!!
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    I thought I came here to stay
    We're all just visiting
    All just breaking like waves.."

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  • Dreamfire2Dreamfire2 Posts: 161
    Wouldn't it make more sense to ask if we would let a duck fuck us for Pearl Jam? Then you could ask later who's had a duck up their ass. Not sure what we would have to lose by fucking the duck instead especially if the duck is going to give us "beak" first.

    Not sure where I would get a duck at 2AM. Preferably the grocery store kind would be thawed out and warmed up first. I suppose one would take any stuffing out first too.

    There isn't any kind of federal duckfucking law is there? I don't want to wind up in a cell next to Michael Vick.
  • LostdogsinthegardenLostdogsinthegarden Posts: 844
    Could I wear a rubber...ducky?
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