Would you fuck a duck for Pearl Jam?

harmless_little_f***
harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited March 2008 in The Porch
Well... ? :)
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    been there...done that...next! ;):o:D:D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cutback wrote:
    been there...done that...next! ;):o:D:D

    What about a coot?

    A moorhen?

    A great crested grebe?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well... ? :)

    :eek: I understand one of these threads finally, lol.
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What about a coot?

    A moorhen?

    A great crested grebe?


    of course not...what do you think i am....a pervert? :eek: :p:D:D
  • halszka123
    halszka123 Posts: 1,109
    it's hard to do, i guess...
    give me the sense...
    Would U go to the church to pray?
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  • yosi1
    yosi1 Posts: 3,272
    What wouldn't I fuck a duck for?
    you couldn't swing if you were hangin' from a palm tree in a hurricane.
  • Eliot Rosewater
    Eliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    yosi wrote:
    What wouldn't I fuck a duck for?
    roflmao...funniest post of the day. so far.
  • Fahka
    Fahka Posts: 3,187
    yosi wrote:
    What wouldn't I fuck a duck for?

    "living, will be the death of me"



    I like that!
  • rhcpjam1029
    rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,982
    yosi wrote:
    What wouldn't I fuck a duck for?
    haha. nice.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • yosi1
    yosi1 Posts: 3,272
    LeatherMandi wrote:
    "living, will be the death of me"



    I like that!

    Its from a Gov't Mule song called Rocking Horse. I thought it was a pretty good line.
    you couldn't swing if you were hangin' from a palm tree in a hurricane.
  • Fender_Man
    Fender_Man Posts: 408
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well... ? :)

    No, but I might consider choking a chicken?
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    cutback wrote:
    been there...done that...next! ;):o:D:D


    hehehehehhehee :P
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Carlos D
    Carlos D Posts: 638
    I'd even fuck Hillary Clinton for Pearl Jam...........they'd have to give me front row seats in Madison Square Garden and play for 9 hours(including playing Yield in its entirety)...but I think it could be worth it.
    It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
    But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    id fuck just about anything to see them right about now :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    he didnt specify alive, raw, or cooked... im gonna assume raw for strictly juicy asthetic purposes... and as long as i wear a condom and rubber gloves to prevent salmonella... yes... i would... and itd probably feel great
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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  • Fahka
    Fahka Posts: 3,187
    yosi wrote:
    Its from a Gov't Mule song called Rocking Horse. I thought it was a pretty good line.



    Saw them live at the beacon... good stuffs... :)

    and a good song! I just couldnt pin down what it was from so thank you :)
  • yosi1
    yosi1 Posts: 3,272
    LeatherMandi wrote:
    Saw them live at the beacon... good stuffs... :)

    and a good song! I just couldnt pin down what it was from so thank you :)

    Awesome. I'd love to see them live and the Beacon is a pretty cool theater, and walking distance from my house!
    you couldn't swing if you were hangin' from a palm tree in a hurricane.
  • YoullseeDragons
    YoullseeDragons Posts: 2,144
    yosi wrote:
    Awesome. I'd love to see them live and the Beacon is a pretty cool theater, and walking distance from my house!


    Let's get back on track here! We are talking about duck fucking for PJ.
  • Gmoney
    Gmoney Posts: 1,618
    just keep your hands off my duck you duckfuckers.
    Further back and forth a wave will break on me, today...
  • nocode23
    nocode23 Posts: 411
    How sexy is this duck? Are we talking like Daisy Duck, or more along the lines of Daffy? I could go for either. But if we're talking something like Howard the Duck then fuck no. Well, maybe...:D

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