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Brother... you want looks? I went to the Costco (because the Costco flowers last a real long time)... a bundle of Iris'. The looks might have had something to do with the flowers and the Costco sized box of condoms on the check-out counter. The cashier was a guy... didn't say anything... the gal doing the boxing wished me good luck.
I think this is amusing.
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I was going to try to bury them in a bunch of other stuff... like cat food, shampoo, a CD or DVD, kitty litter, laundry detergent and stuff. But, she called and asked why I wasn't answering my front door (I missed her text message saying she was leaving her place and spent too much time in the Home Depot). The only things I had in hand were the flowers and condoms.
And you know Costco.. you have to buy everything in mass quantities.
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Hail, Hail!!!
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Brother... you want looks? I went to the Costco (because the Costco flowers last a real long time)... a bundle of Iris'. The looks might have had something to do with the flowers and the Costco sized box of condoms on the check-out counter. The cashier was a guy... didn't say anything... the gal doing the boxing wished me good luck.
I think this is amusing.
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I was going to try to bury them in a bunch of other stuff... like cat food, shampoo, a CD or DVD, kitty litter, laundry detergent and stuff. But, she called and asked why I wasn't answering my front door (I missed her text message saying she was leaving her place and spent too much time in the Home Depot). The only things I had in hand were the flowers and condoms.
And you know Costco.. you have to buy everything in mass quantities.
It's mainly funny because the girl wished you luck. The guy already knew you were doin' alright.
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I was going to try to bury them in a bunch of other stuff... like cat food, shampoo, a CD or DVD, kitty litter, laundry detergent and stuff. But, she called and asked why I wasn't answering my front door (I missed her text message saying she was leaving her place and spent too much time in the Home Depot). The only things I had in hand were the flowers and condoms.
And you know Costco.. you have to buy everything in mass quantities.
Hail, Hail!!!
It's mainly funny because the girl wished you luck. The guy already knew you were doin' alright.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I spend a crapload on flowers
So you owe me a blowjob.