Sonofabitch....not again....Well, at least my boss is out for two weeks. Maybe I should take advantage of this. Which reminds me, and this is awfully stupid, I'm wearing the jeans I wore last night(who doesn't only have one pair of jeans) and I forgot to take the bag of weed of my pocket. I'm an idiot.
Sam Adams? Really? There's gotta be something better in there.
Sonofabitch....not again....Well, at least my boss is out for two weeks. Maybe I should take advantage of this. Which reminds me, and this is awfully stupid, I'm wearing the jeans I wore last night(who doesn't only have one pair of jeans) and I forgot to take the bag of weed of my pocket. I'm an idiot.
Sam Adams? Really? There's gotta be something better in there.
I was telling the guys here at work about this BEER CART idea and one of the OLDER GENTLEMAN mentioned that he worked for a company Years and Years ago, that had this beer cart deal going. The only thing was you had to put a quarter in the cart and it gave you your beer and 5 nickels! How awesome is that!?
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I was telling the guys here at work about this BEER CART idea and one of the OLDER GENTLEMAN mentioned that he worked for a company Years and Years ago, that had this beer cart deal going. The only thing was you had to put a quarter in the cart and it gave you your beer and 5 nickels! How awesome is that!?
I was telling the guys here at work about this BEER CART idea and one of the OLDER GENTLEMAN mentioned that he worked for a company Years and Years ago, that had this beer cart deal going. The only thing was you had to put a quarter in the cart and it gave you your beer and 5 nickels! How awesome is that!?
On Fridays & Saturdays, my boss opens a nice bottle of wine for everybody to share. And on Fridays, when he switches out the wine list, he lets us drink any open bottles from the old wine list
So every Friday at my office we have Beer Cart. They used to bring it around 4:00, As the world has been collapsing they moved it to 3:00, now it's 1:30.
And today...
There was actually some good beers. Magic Hat #9, Stella...
It makes Friday's so much better
Anybody got good perks at their office?
That is so crazy, my company does that as well! Everyone in my department starts to get fidgety & excited like 15 minutes before the cart comes around. Then when we all hear the cart wheel's rolling along we all look like a bunch of groundhogs popping our heads out of our cubes!
We also have payday popcorn days. Our company has one of those movie theater popcorn machines, so it is actually pretty tasty! I guess they are trying to distract us from our dismal paychecks : )
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haha. This is actually part of the song I was joking about but my memory is faulty. Fred's doing 7 women!
Seven little girls
Sitting in the backseat
Hugging and a kissing with Fred
I said, why don't one of you
Come and sit beside me
And this is what the seven girls said
(CHORUS)
All together now, one, two, three
Keep your mind on your driving
Keep your hands on the wheel
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat
Kissing and a hugging with Fred
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Sonofabitch....not again....Well, at least my boss is out for two weeks. Maybe I should take advantage of this. Which reminds me, and this is awfully stupid, I'm wearing the jeans I wore last night(who doesn't only have one pair of jeans) and I forgot to take the bag of weed of my pocket. I'm an idiot.
Sam Adams? Really? There's gotta be something better in there.
Your choices are
Sam
Michelob Light
Bud
Corona
Stella
Well, that's easy...Stella....and if you had a bottle of Bacardi Limon you could make some "Diver Down"'s with the Corona.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
Was this during prohibition?
Maybe I should have. Hmmmmm. Two Beers!!
you work with this guy?
aw man, I couldn't open the pic from work :(
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The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
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Hit the jackpot this week. First to the cart, Magic Hat
My wife probably misses me. Well, maybe not. I am racking up a ton of overtime however.
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funny...all i read was beer, wife, rack, ton
She does have big boobs. Maybe not 1,000 pounds each, but a full C cup anyway...
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i figured you were talking in code
Had he been driving, there would have been a crash. Girls shouldn't walk around all hot anywhere near a road.
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But I am mending your tax dollars so I am only going to have 5
that reminds me of a garry shandling joke
what's the last thing a guy says before getting in an accident?
look at the rack on her
Is that the song where Fred is getting double-teamed in the back seat by two hotties?
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That is so crazy, my company does that as well! Everyone in my department starts to get fidgety & excited like 15 minutes before the cart comes around. Then when we all hear the cart wheel's rolling along we all look like a bunch of groundhogs popping our heads out of our cubes!
We also have payday popcorn days. Our company has one of those movie theater popcorn machines, so it is actually pretty tasty! I guess they are trying to distract us from our dismal paychecks : )
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haha. This is actually part of the song I was joking about but my memory is faulty. Fred's doing 7 women!
Seven little girls
Sitting in the backseat
Hugging and a kissing with Fred
I said, why don't one of you
Come and sit beside me
And this is what the seven girls said
(CHORUS)
All together now, one, two, three
Keep your mind on your driving
Keep your hands on the wheel
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat
Kissing and a hugging with Fred
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