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  • This thread is, in equal parts, disturbing and quite fascinating.
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  • Okay, I have to say this. Everyone who think she is trying to get with him, hook up, play hide the salami, etc etc, MUST BE KIDDING!!! It is NOT sexy for a woman to pee in front of a man. It is absolutely not a way for a woman to try to hook up with a guy!!! "hey look at me while a excrete fluids." No fucking way.

    She is just way too comfortable with the dude. Like siblings but different. This situation would make a lot more sense if either she was gay or he was.
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  • dirtyTdirtyT Posts: 3,620
    once she starts dropping a deuce in front of you, we'll talk...
    HA-HA!!
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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    the wolf wrote:
    ive known her forever, and she all of a sudden feels like its okay to be talking to me, go into the bathroom and pee with the door open.

    the first time i thought she was in there just to wash her hands, i was doing something and had my back to her, in the room across from the bathroom. she is yapping away, and i turn around to say something and much to my surprise she is on the pot taking a leak. and even more to my horror she didnt have a problem with wiping in front of me. i was stuck, didnt know what to do, or what to say. so said nothing. now she does it everytime we are around each other!

    wtf?? i dont know why this makes me feel uncomfortable but it does.


    yuck, even if you were doing her, you wouldn't want to see her pee. I would not want anyone to see me do such personal things; anyone period. Mystery is a good thing.
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Hawkshore wrote:
    I agree and think it is very common for couples ..............but if a woman does this who is not you partner .....and was a former hook up ..... and every time they are together ..........she is looking to play hide the salami! ;)

    i cant see her wanting to hook up again, it was a weekend thing 16 years ago, and she has never ever done anything to make me think she wanted a relationship or "the salami" again. and she just got married about a year back! its just weird.

    my gf thinks she just feels that comfortable around me, which in turn, makes me feel.............well, idk . its just odd.
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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Weird way to go about testing the waters.

    "hey so... like, y'know we used to like... fool around n' stuff? well... check it out. I'm peeing. You like that don't you?"

    I can't see it working, 9 times out of 10.
    :D


    so funny........but you are right. not a great pick up line at all........
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  • chinobaezachinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    Get_Right wrote:
    HAHAHAHAHA

    that made me laugh out loud

    and if a woman is not concerned then neither am I

    enough other BS to worry about
    agree
  • RyeGuyRyeGuy Posts: 215
    an open door urination policy? come over oyur house and have a pee party. everyone grab a bucket.
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  • I don't even like peeing in front of my boyfriend of seven years. It's pretty gross.
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    I don't even like peeing in front of my boyfriend of seven years. It's pretty gross.


    good girl........I agree. some things are just not cool, you know?
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    That happened to me about 11 years ago me and this girl were on acid and she was scared to go to the bathroom and she grabed me and made me stand there while she peed and then she either farted or quifed really loud. Needless to say the rest of that trip was a bad trip.
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    OMG! I was married for 15 years and I wouldn't even shave my legs in front of my ex.... let alone take a leak :confused:

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  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Uh, I gotta say here. This chick does not want to hook up. In fact, that's probably the last thing she's thinking about. Sorry to break it to you like this wolfy but it looks like you're just "one of the girls" to her. Either that, or she's trying to freak you out so she can move in on your lady. It's a coin toss. Have fun purse shopping.
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Uh, I gotta say here. This chick does not want to hook up. In fact, that's probably the last thing she's thinking about. Sorry to break it to you like this wolfy but it looks like you're just "one of the girls" to her. Either that, or she's trying to freak you out so she can move in on your lady. It's a coin toss. Have fun purse shopping.


    your not "breaking" anything to me, i dont want her, and as far as my lady goes, HA ! this girl would be the last person to hook up with her! they dont always like each other.

    but, as you said, my gf tends to agree, that i am one of the girls to her. which leads me back to my original question...........WTF!?!?!?!?
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  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    the wolf wrote:
    but, as you said, my gf tends to agree, that i am one of the girls to her. which leads me back to my original question...........WTF!?!?!?!?
    Hell, I don't know. Have you taken a liking to walking like a lady or making irrational decisions based on emotion?
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    I have to say thanks because this thread really cracked me up. I will say at home I never ever shut the bathroom door. I have no why or how that started but I just go in there and talk and do my thing.. I swear though one time I was out in public and I just went into the bathroom and sat down and then froze in horror when I saw someone walk past! haha I didn't even shut the door! it was such a habit at home.

    Moral of the story, maybe she got used to it, and doesn't think of it as a huge idea. Since you said you're close and stuff maybe just be like, whoa dude! why are you just peeing with the door open?? Maybe make it into a joke almost? I've had guys pee in front of me before, and I just tell them I don't want to see their junk and to shut the door. haha
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    the wolf wrote:
    ive known her forever, and she all of a sudden feels like its okay to be talking to me, go into the bathroom and pee with the door open.

    the first time i thought she was in there just to wash her hands, i was doing something and had my back to her, in the room across from the bathroom. she is yapping away, and i turn around to say something and much to my surprise she is on the pot taking a leak. and even more to my horror she didnt have a problem with wiping in front of me. i was stuck, didnt know what to do, or what to say. so said nothing. now she does it everytime we are around each other!

    wtf?? i dont know why this makes me feel uncomfortable but it does.
    :eek:
    wolfie: TMI
    and
    NO WAY. I have male friends. Who are also MARRIED. But even if they weren't I couldn't even imagine peeing in front of them

    having said that, and this may also be TMI, one of these here friends, way before he was married, when we were in our 20's,

    I was at his house and I got sick and I threw up

    and he actually kissed me in the bathroom afterwards. :eek:

    I know, disgusting. He had Goldschlager previous to this, which explains the behaviour :)

    but,
    man I wouldn't pee in front of anybody. Male or female.
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  • PearlsGirlPearlsGirl Posts: 257
    the wolf wrote:
    ive known her forever, and she all of a sudden feels like its okay to be talking to me, go into the bathroom and pee with the door open.

    the first time i thought she was in there just to wash her hands, i was doing something and had my back to her, in the room across from the bathroom. she is yapping away, and i turn around to say something and much to my surprise she is on the pot taking a leak. and even more to my horror she didnt have a problem with wiping in front of me. i was stuck, didnt know what to do, or what to say. so said nothing. now she does it everytime we are around each other!

    wtf?? i dont know why this makes me feel uncomfortable but it does.

    you know what? a few weeks ago, I was over at my friend with many benefits (that's what I call him) house and I was taking a shower. I thought I had locked the door, but evidently not. I didn't even hear the door open, but I did hear the toilet flush. He took a dump while I was in the shower! I a.) didn't know what to think of it, and b.) didn't realize that our "relationship" had moved that far along that he feels comfortable to take a dump with me in the room. WEIIRDDDDD. and gross really. GROSS.
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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    PearlsGirl wrote:
    you know what? a few weeks ago, I was over at my friend with many benefits (that's what I call him) house and I was taking a shower. I thought I had locked the door, but evidently not. I didn't even hear the door open, but I did hear the toilet flush. He took a dump while I was in the shower! I a.) didn't know what to think of it, and b.) didn't realize that our "relationship" had moved that far along that he feels comfortable to take a dump with me in the room. WEIIRDDDDD. and gross really. GROSS.



    no, no, noooooooooo......................!!

    Dear, if he is pooping in front of you (I know you didn't see it, but it's about the same to me), then I don't think he really is very respectful of you or maybe it's more himself in all due respect for you. I am not sure what your standards are, and as posted here, we all have different opinions of this, but maybe he is a little less attractive to you now???????
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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    lol - has anyone pointed out this is the scecond pee/poop/toilet thread in the past few days

    i wouldnt pee (and most definitely not poop) in front of anyone, even a partner, but especially not just a friend - ive ran behind a bush and squated when ive been really really desperate and its been dark - but on the can, nope, its just crossing the line between being comfortable around someone and just being gross
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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    writersu wrote:
    no, no, noooooooooo......................!!

    Dear, if he is pooping in front of you (I know you didn't see it, but it's about the same to me), then I don't think he really is very respectful of you or maybe it's more himself in all due respect for you.


    but maybe he is a little less attractive to you now???????


    understatement of the yr. I can't even imagine peeing in front of someone? POOPING? Poopie?! Oh God no. Not if my life depended on it. No that's not right.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    between this thread and the poop on the toothbrush thingy, i am thankful my toilet is not in my bathroom. :)
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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    Allie wrote:
    understatement of the yr. I can't even imagine peeing in front of someone? POOPING? Poopie?! Oh God no. Not if my life depended on it. No that's not right.


    yeah, me too but I am not always sure that others are as much like this as I am. I just think that the most intimate I have ever been was with my ex when we had our kids and even then, he didn't care to see the big entrance. And even having 4 kids, I never did any of my hygiene stuff in front of him, (i.e, shaving, and the above mentioned in this thread). If he were to, which he didn't, I am sure I would have told him he was gross and then not been able to be intimate with him for awhile after that disgusting thought was in my head.
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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    writersu wrote:
    yeah, me too but I am not always sure that others are as much like this as I am. I just think that the most intimate I have ever been was with my ex when we had our kids and even then, he didn't care to see the big entrance. And even having 4 kids, I never did any of my hygiene stuff in front of him, (i.e, shaving, and the above mentioned in this thread). If he were to, which he didn't, I am sure I would have told him he was gross and then not been able to be intimate with him for awhile after that disgusting thought was in my head.

    well the grossest thing that happend to me, see my response in post #48

    'the big entrance!' LOL. It used to be that men waited in the waiting room and came in after wards. I believe it is a fairly recent occurrence to have men be in the room for the whole blessed event.

    I wonder about that, for when my time comes to have kids. I don't know how I'm going to feel about people seeing all of that! :eek: but I guess by that point, what I've heard is that by that point you just want the little one to come out healthy

    but even like going to the gyn makes me squeamish.

    I can't even imagine anyone who is 'ok' pooping in front of someone else. that's just nasty. Unless it's an emergency or something. but even then! Blech.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Allie wrote:
    I wonder about that, for when my time comes to have kids. I don't know how I'm going to feel about people seeing all of that! :eek: but I guess by that point, what I've heard is that by that point you just want the little one to come out healthy

    trust me allie, when youre trying to get that baby out, you wont care who's in the rooom. you have your mind on more important and pressing matters. :)
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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    trust me allie, when youre trying to get that baby out, you wont care who's in the rooom. you have your mind on more important and pressing matters. :)
    Ok! thanks Cate. That is what I've heard!
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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    trust me allie, when youre trying to get that baby out, you wont care who's in the rooom. you have your mind on more important and pressing matters. :)



    yeah, and that poignant moment of true birth bliss, when you yell at the nurses and doctor, "can't you just pull it out?"..........
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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    writersu wrote:
    yeah, and that poignant moment of true birth bliss, when you yell at the nurses and doctor, "can't you just pull it out?"..........
    this made me LOL
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    writersu wrote:
    yeah, and that poignant moment of true birth bliss, when you yell at the nurses and doctor, "can't you just pull it out?"..........

    and when you convince yourself when it's fresh out of the oven that it's the most beautiful thing youve ever seen. when in reality he/she looks like an old man covered in whoknowswhat. and the reason youre crying is not cause you are overjoyed, but cause can still remember the pain :p:D
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    the wolf wrote:
    ive known her forever, and she all of a sudden feels like its okay to be talking to me, go into the bathroom and pee with the door open.

    the first time i thought she was in there just to wash her hands, i was doing something and had my back to her, in the room across from the bathroom. she is yapping away, and i turn around to say something and much to my surprise she is on the pot taking a leak. and even more to my horror she didnt have a problem with wiping in front of me. i was stuck, didnt know what to do, or what to say. so said nothing. now she does it everytime we are around each other!

    wtf?? i dont know why this makes me feel uncomfortable but it does.


    Eeeeew!!!! :eek: :eek:

    I wouldn't even do that with my nearest and dearest!!!

    Tell her you're uncomfortable, I would!
    NOPE!!!

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