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the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
ive known her forever, and she all of a sudden feels like its okay to be talking to me, go into the bathroom and pee with the door open.

the first time i thought she was in there just to wash her hands, i was doing something and had my back to her, in the room across from the bathroom. she is yapping away, and i turn around to say something and much to my surprise she is on the pot taking a leak. and even more to my horror she didnt have a problem with wiping in front of me. i was stuck, didnt know what to do, or what to say. so said nothing. now she does it everytime we are around each other!

wtf?? i dont know why this makes me feel uncomfortable but it does.
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  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Next time you piss do it with the door open and see what she says.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    once she starts dropping a deuce in front of you, we'll talk...
  • Murderers.Murderers. Posts: 1,382
    Maybe it's come to the time where she feels your relationsip should move onto the next stage...
    What the fuck is this world?
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    That's weird... why would any female do this?! :confused:
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    That's weird... why would any female do this?! :confused:


    i agree. i mean, i really dont get it.
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  • Murderers.Murderers. Posts: 1,382
    the wolf wrote:
    i agree. i mean, i really dont get it.
    See my post. ;)
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    That's the weirdest thing I've heard today.

    Seriously... what the fuck? :D I don't even like pissing in front of guys, since I wouldn't at home, I don't see I would in a public toilet. Doing it in front of a girl would seem really weird to me and you'd imagine a girl would be more concerned than a guy... since we are tramps by nature.
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    the wolf wrote:
    ive known her forever, and she all of a sudden feels like its okay to be talking to me, go into the bathroom and pee with the door open.

    the first time i thought she was in there just to wash her hands, i was doing something and had my back to her, in the room across from the bathroom. she is yapping away, and i turn around to say something and much to my surprise she is on the pot taking a leak. and even more to my horror she didnt have a problem with wiping in front of me. i was stuck, didnt know what to do, or what to say. so said nothing. now she does it everytime we are around each other!

    wtf?? i dont know why this makes me feel uncomfortable but it does.

    Look on the bright side. At least she's not standing.
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Murderers wrote:
    See my post. ;)


    i did, and im reeeeeaaaallly trying to not think about that!!! lol that would be like my sister giving me a peek cause she wanted to take our relationship to the "next level" shivers . ewww.

    what makes it even worse, is i told my gf about it, and she just laughed at me!!! she finds my mortification to be quite funny!

    im 35, and i finally, after all these years just give up trying to figure out women!! lol
    Peace, Love.

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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    the wolf wrote:
    i did, and im reeeeeaaaallly trying to not think about that!!! lol that would be like my sister giving me a peek cause she wanted to take our relationship to the "next level" shivers . ewww.

    what makes it even worse, is i told my gf about it, and she just laughed at me!!! she finds my mortification to be quite funny!

    im 35, and i finally, after all these years just give up trying to figure out women!! lol
    Your girlfriend thinks it's funny?
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Rygar wrote:
    Your girlfriend thinks it's funny?


    my gf thinks that being that weirded out by it is funny. not that she is pissing infront of me. at first she was a bit mad, but it fucked with me so much, she now laughs at me. i feel like im living a Sienfeld moment or something.
    Peace, Love.

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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Look on the bright side. At least she's not standing.


    OMG!!! i would have fallen over. i have know her for 16 years , and when we first met we hooked up a few times, but then just became friends.

    if i looked in there and she was standing??? fuck it, it would be over!!!!
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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,157
    If she is doing it every time you are over ............she is looking to rekindle the hook up! ;)
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  • Murderers.Murderers. Posts: 1,382
    the wolf wrote:
    i did, and im reeeeeaaaallly trying to not think about that!!! lol that would be like my sister giving me a peek cause she wanted to take our relationship to the "next level" shivers . ewww.

    what makes it even worse, is i told my gf about it, and she just laughed at me!!! she finds my mortification to be quite funny!

    im 35, and i finally, after all these years just give up trying to figure out women!! lol
    Ahh, fair enough. It's probably that she just feels comfortable around you now.
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    That's the weirdest thing I've heard today.

    Seriously... what the fuck? :D I don't even like pissing in front of guys, since I wouldn't at home, I don't see I would in a public toilet. Doing it in front of a girl would seem really weird to me and you'd imagine a girl would be more concerned than a guy... since we are tramps by nature.
    Supertramps, actually! :D
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Hawkshore wrote:
    If she is doing it every time you are over ............she is looking to rekindle the hook up! ;)
    Weird way to go about testing the waters.

    "hey so... like, y'know we used to like... fool around n' stuff? well... check it out. I'm peeing. You like that don't you?"

    I can't see it working, 9 times out of 10.
    :D
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  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,157
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Weird way to go about testing the waters.

    "hey so... like, y'know we used to like... fool around n' stuff? well... check it out. I'm peeing. You like that don't you?"

    I can't see it working, 9 times out of 10.
    :D


    Come on were guys ......when a woman exposes her vag to you that is not a blood relative, over fifty, or hideous it is pretty much all the invitation that is required! :p
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Come on were guys ......when a woman exposes her vag to you that is not a blood relative, over fifty, or hideous it is pretty much all the invitation that is required! :p
    It also represents a comfort level of "deeply committed" (to each other, not an asylum).
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Come on were guys ......when a woman exposes her vag to you that is not a blood relative, over fifty, or hideous it is pretty much all the invitation that is required! :p
    I know what you mean but if the girl thinks peeing in front of you is ok (even if you think it is, she should assume you aren't a typical, dirty, sex-addicted male) then she'll think that other things, much worse things are ok :D Like the aforementioned worse option she could have taken... :o

    eep.
    This is gross. I'm going to stop :D
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  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    i find this whole thing disturbing and i'm not even sure why
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    That is weird. Just tell her it make you uncomfortable. The next time she's doing it shut the door maybe she'll get the hint.
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  • InHiding19InHiding19 Posts: 2,385
    well if you see her pee maybe she will show y9u something else jk
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    if you hooked up with her years ago then she may feel incredibly at ease and comfortable around you to pee in front of you. and maybe she might think it be rude if she closed the door while talking to you. or she's just crazy. in a weird way, it's a compliment.
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,179
    dissidentman wrote:
    once she starts dropping a deuce in front of you, we'll talk...


    HAHAHAHAHA

    that made me laugh out loud

    and if a woman is not concerned then neither am I

    enough other BS to worry about
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    the wolf wrote:
    i feel like im living a Sienfeld moment or something.
    Man you are! :D That is so cool. The Seinfeld thing, not the girl peeing thing.....
    That part is just weird. Its like... why? Theres no objective reason...... THAT is life. The 'no objective reason' part, not the other part.....


    Good luck!
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  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,296
    dissidentman wrote:
    once she starts dropping a deuce in front of you, we'll talk...


    good to see i'm not the only one who uses that phrase..
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Oxxys wrote:
    well if you see her pee maybe she will show y9u something else jk
    Read my lips?
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,157
    Rygar wrote:
    It also represents a comfort level of "deeply committed" (to each other, not an asylum).


    I agree and think it is very common for couples ..............but if a woman does this who is not you partner .....and was a former hook up ..... and every time they are together ..........she is looking to play hide the salami! ;)
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Hawkshore wrote:
    I agree and think it is very common for couples ..............but if a woman does this who is not you partner .....and was a former hook up ..... and every time they are together ..........she is looking to play hide the salami! ;)
    Oh I agree with you.
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    the wolf wrote:
    ive known her forever, and she all of a sudden feels like its okay to be talking to me, go into the bathroom and pee with the door open.

    .
    is her name by any chance penny lane? :confused:

    "i don't know, i thought we'd do normal stuff first, hang out, and THEN i'd see you pee'
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