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Am I the OLDEST person on this board??

WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,175
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Nothing to brag about, but I've got a friggin' AARP card for chrissakes! I'm age 364 in dog years. Any other "seniors" out there?

Pearl Jam and beer keep me young :D!
If I had known then what I know now...

Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Philly I & II, 16
Denver 22
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  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    imalive wrote:
    Nothing to brag about, but I've got a friggin' AARP card for chrissakes! I'm age 364 in dog years. Any other "seniors" out there?

    Pearl Jam and beer keep me young :D!



    hmmm had to pull out the calculator to do the math... but yah know anyone over thirty here... just seems very geriatric to the multitude of young pups on the board..... God Bless beer and Pearl Jam... better than a respirator!!!
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Does that make you ..52 ? I'm not sure about dog years.
    I think you may be close, but there's still old 'imjustaboutalive', he's older I think.
    I'm 37 btw, but I can pass for 36 and a half, in a darkened room.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    jamie uk wrote:
    I'm 37 btw, but I can pass for 36 and a half, in a darkened room.


    Age is just a number even in a darkened room... lol
  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    I'm 19 and definitely on the younger side in this place.
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • PJaddictedPJaddicted Posts: 1,432
    If you are 52....nope you aren't the oldest! Whos_Pearl_Jam? aka Bob is older! There are a few of us oldies but goodies....I'm 48. Pearl Jam and wine is what is keeping me young!

    oxc
    ~*LIVE~LOVE~LAUGH*~

    *May the Peace of the Wilderness be with YOU*

    He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
    — Unknown
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    Age is just a number even in a darkened room... lol

    Not just a number, also achey knees and shoulders sometimes, and darkened rooms always mean a nap, well indoors usually means a nap these days :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    jamie uk wrote:
    Not just a number, also achey knees and shoulders sometimes, and darkened rooms always mean a nap, well indoors usually means a nap these days :D



    Naps are good... so is changing your bed pan and the tennis balls on your walker...
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    Naps are good... so is changing your bed pan and the tennis balls on your walker...

    Oh, well when I'm napping there's no need for a bed pan, just a mop, and clean grundies at the end of the week.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,175
    PJaddicted wrote:
    If you are 52....nope you aren't the oldest! Whos_Pearl_Jam? aka Bob is older! There are a few of us oldies but goodies....I'm 48. Pearl Jam and wine is what is keeping me young!

    oxc

    Yep - you got the math right. "These kids nowadays," they don't learn math :p. I got two Pearl jam tattoos last fall. By the time they start looking crappy, I'll be dead :D!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    jamie uk wrote:
    Oh, well when I'm napping there's no need for a bed pan, just a mop, and clean grundies at the end of the week.


    "OMG" do I have to be your nursemaid and changed your pissed pants ... dont make me get out the Depends
  • Vedd HeddVedd Hedd Posts: 4,598
    To calculate dog years, the first six months of a dogs life count as seven years....

    Then its seven years for every year after that.

    So, if a dog is one and a half years old....it would be 14.

    They grow so much during that first six month period that its much more rapid than human growth.

    So Im not sure if you calculated it correctly or not....therefore, I cant figure out your age.
    Turn this anger into
    Nuclear fission
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i just realised this thread could get huge because you old farts on here wont remember if you've posted on it or not ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Vedd Hedd wrote:
    To calculate dog years, the first six months of a dogs life count as seven years....

    Then its seven years for every year after that.

    So, if a dog is one and a half years old....it would be 14.

    They grow so much during that first six month period that its much more rapid than human growth.

    So Im not sure if you calculated it correctly or not....therefore, I cant figure out your age.

    Thanks Lorne Green! and if you remember that commercial ... your Friggen old
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Vedd Hedd wrote:
    To calculate dog years, the first six months of a dogs life count as seven years....

    Then its seven years for every year after that.

    So, if a dog is one and a half years old....it would be 14.

    They grow so much during that first six month period that its much more rapid than human growth.

    So Im not sure if you calculated it correctly or not....therefore, I cant figure out your age.


    i dont get that whole dog years thing... if i had a dog and it died seven years after i had it as a puppy i'd say it died aged 7.. i wouldnt have a quadratic equation at hand for its 'actual' dog years life... basically the fucking thing lived 7 years.. we're top of the evolutionary tree so i count everything in my life years,.. otherwise i'd be saying i killed a 77 year old worm whilst catching a 144 year old Trout... the dog was 7.. we only use dog years as dogs dying at aged 7 makes it sound horrific and child-like.. really, they were only really 7.. dog years doesnt come into it.. if it does then tortoises are 1454 years old by average.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    i just realised this thread could get huge because you old farts on here wont remember if you've posted on it or not ;)

    Sorry buddy, you're in the over 30's category, like it or not. You're in with the old gits...what's your name again sonny?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,175
    dunkman wrote:
    i just realised this thread could get huge because you old farts on here wont remember if you've posted on it or not ;)

    What's going on? Where am I?

    I served in the "Fightin' Hellfish" with Abraham Simpson :p.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    God damn... isnt kirk cameron a sicko? oh... old age brain fart happening... wrong "board"....
  • RiverrunnerRiverrunner Posts: 2,419
    imalive wrote:
    Nothing to brag about, but I've got a friggin' AARP card for chrissakes! I'm age 364 in dog years. Any other "seniors" out there?

    Pearl Jam and beer keep me young :D!

    Yeah! I'm not the oldest!!! Thanks imalive! And I know a PJ fan that is about your age. He doesn't post here much though.
    The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it treats its animals. Ghandi
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    imalive wrote:
    Nothing to brag about, but I've got a friggin' AARP card for chrissakes! I'm age 364 in dog years. Any other "seniors" out there?

    Pearl Jam and beer keep me young :D!

    well, at least you're alive, right?

    I'm 48.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • electronblueelectronblue Posts: 3,460
    iluvcats wrote:
    well, at least you're alive, right?

    I'm 48.



    i...i'm still alive...~
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    iluvcats wrote:
    well, at least you're alive, right?



    exactly!
    i always say...it's better than the alternative! :p
    thus far, i enjoy aging to a degree. while the *idea* of being young forever sounds appealing, i think really, people just want to LOOK and FEEL physically that young....but get all the other goodies of age. eh, we can't...so why fret? enjoy the ride!




    btw - i know a few people that are in their 50s on the board. i won't name names, not my place to call em out...but there's at least a handful. :) i think it's awesome!
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    iluvcats wrote:

    I'm 48.
    theres no way.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    SENROCK! wrote:
    theres no way.

    huh? who would lie and say that they are 48. Face it, I am. Chronologically, not mentally.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    iluvcats wrote:
    huh? who would lie and say that they are 48. Face it, I am. Chronologically, not mentally.

    haha 'not mentally'. thats awesome! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    SENROCK! wrote:
    haha 'not mentally'. thats awesome! :D

    yes I am physically 48, I have the sun damage to prove it :(
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    imalive wrote:
    Nothing to brag about, but I've got a friggin' AARP card for chrissakes! I'm age 364 in dog years. Any other "seniors" out there?

    Pearl Jam and beer keep me young :D!
    Haha, I'm right there with ya! :)
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • PJaddictedPJaddicted Posts: 1,432
    http://www.onlineconversion.com/dogyears.htm

    Here is a dog years calculator....now I know why Petey is driving me insane the past couple of weeks. He is 15 months old and the human equivalent of a 14 year old and I have yet to get him altered!

    oxc
    ~*LIVE~LOVE~LAUGH*~

    *May the Peace of the Wilderness be with YOU*

    He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
    — Unknown
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,196
    My lady IS the best personal trainer in Palm Beach and she keeping me well under 50. :)

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    I'm 36 this year, and feel 136.
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    dunkman wrote:
    i just realised this thread could get huge because you old farts on here wont remember if you've posted on it or not ;)

    No!!! we will see a check mark by it!!
    Unless our sight is gone too :(
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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