Am I the OLDEST person on this board??

Wobbie

Nothing to brag about, but I've got a friggin' AARP card for chrissakes! I'm age 364 in dog years. Any other "seniors" out there?

Pearl Jam and beer keep me young !

KosmicJelli

imalive wrote:

Nothing to brag about, but I've got a friggin' AARP card for chrissakes! I'm age 364 in dog years. Any other "seniors" out there?

Pearl Jam and beer keep me young !

hmmm had to pull out the calculator to do the math... but yah know anyone over thirty here... just seems very geriatric to the multitude of young pups on the board..... God Bless beer and Pearl Jam... better than a respirator!!!

jamie uk

Does that make you ..52 ? I'm not sure about dog years.
I think you may be close, but there's still old 'imjustaboutalive', he's older I think.
I'm 37 btw, but I can pass for 36 and a half, in a darkened room.

KosmicJelli

jamie uk wrote:

I'm 37 btw, but I can pass for 36 and a half, in a darkened room.

Age is just a number even in a darkened room... lol

DOSW

I'm 19 and definitely on the younger side in this place.

PJaddicted

If you are 52....nope you aren't the oldest! Whos_Pearl_Jam? aka Bob is older! There are a few of us oldies but goodies....I'm 48. Pearl Jam and wine is what is keeping me young!

oxc

jamie uk

KosmicJelli wrote:

Age is just a number even in a darkened room... lol

Not just a number, also achey knees and shoulders sometimes, and darkened rooms always mean a nap, well indoors usually means a nap these days

KosmicJelli

jamie uk wrote:

Not just a number, also achey knees and shoulders sometimes, and darkened rooms always mean a nap, well indoors usually means a nap these days

Naps are good... so is changing your bed pan and the tennis balls on your walker...

jamie uk

KosmicJelli wrote:

Naps are good... so is changing your bed pan and the tennis balls on your walker...

Oh, well when I'm napping there's no need for a bed pan, just a mop, and clean grundies at the end of the week.

Wobbie

PJaddicted wrote:

If you are 52....nope you aren't the oldest! Whos_Pearl_Jam? aka Bob is older! There are a few of us oldies but goodies....I'm 48. Pearl Jam and wine is what is keeping me young!

oxc

Yep - you got the math right. "These kids nowadays," they don't learn math . I got two Pearl jam tattoos last fall. By the time they start looking crappy, I'll be dead !

KosmicJelli

jamie uk wrote:

Oh, well when I'm napping there's no need for a bed pan, just a mop, and clean grundies at the end of the week.

"OMG" do I have to be your nursemaid and changed your pissed pants ... dont make me get out the Depends

Vedd Hedd

To calculate dog years, the first six months of a dogs life count as seven years....

Then its seven years for every year after that.

So, if a dog is one and a half years old....it would be 14.

They grow so much during that first six month period that its much more rapid than human growth.

So Im not sure if you calculated it correctly or not....therefore, I cant figure out your age.

dunkman

i just realised this thread could get huge because you old farts on here wont remember if you've posted on it or not

KosmicJelli

Vedd Hedd wrote:

To calculate dog years, the first six months of a dogs life count as seven years....

Then its seven years for every year after that.

So, if a dog is one and a half years old....it would be 14.

They grow so much during that first six month period that its much more rapid than human growth.

So Im not sure if you calculated it correctly or not....therefore, I cant figure out your age.

Thanks Lorne Green! and if you remember that commercial ... your Friggen old

dunkman

Vedd Hedd wrote:

To calculate dog years, the first six months of a dogs life count as seven years....

Then its seven years for every year after that.

So, if a dog is one and a half years old....it would be 14.

They grow so much during that first six month period that its much more rapid than human growth.

So Im not sure if you calculated it correctly or not....therefore, I cant figure out your age.

i dont get that whole dog years thing... if i had a dog and it died seven years after i had it as a puppy i'd say it died aged 7.. i wouldnt have a quadratic equation at hand for its 'actual' dog years life... basically the fucking thing lived 7 years.. we're top of the evolutionary tree so i count everything in my life years,.. otherwise i'd be saying i killed a 77 year old worm whilst catching a 144 year old Trout... the dog was 7.. we only use dog years as dogs dying at aged 7 makes it sound horrific and child-like.. really, they were only really 7.. dog years doesnt come into it.. if it does then tortoises are 1454 years old by average.

jamie uk

dunkman wrote:

i just realised this thread could get huge because you old farts on here wont remember if you've posted on it or not

Sorry buddy, you're in the over 30's category, like it or not. You're in with the old gits...what's your name again sonny?

Wobbie

dunkman wrote:

i just realised this thread could get huge because you old farts on here wont remember if you've posted on it or not

What's going on? Where am I?

I served in the "Fightin' Hellfish" with Abraham Simpson .

KosmicJelli

God damn... isnt kirk cameron a sicko? oh... old age brain fart happening... wrong "board"....

Riverrunner

imalive wrote:

Nothing to brag about, but I've got a friggin' AARP card for chrissakes! I'm age 364 in dog years. Any other "seniors" out there?

Pearl Jam and beer keep me young !

Yeah! I'm not the oldest!!! Thanks imalive! And I know a PJ fan that is about your age. He doesn't post here much though.

iluvcats

imalive wrote:

Nothing to brag about, but I've got a friggin' AARP card for chrissakes! I'm age 364 in dog years. Any other "seniors" out there?

Pearl Jam and beer keep me young !

well, at least you're alive, right?

I'm 48.

electronblue

iluvcats wrote:

well, at least you're alive, right?

I'm 48.

i...i'm still alive...~