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urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Ok, I stole this from a TV programme, but I thought it'd be fitting as it's Halloween tomorrow :)

What would your epitaph be? And what are some funny one's you may have seen/heard?

My fave is Spike Milligan's 'I told you I was ill' Also a certain pit members sig.... ;)
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    "there's my keys!"

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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    cutback wrote:
    "there's my keys!"

    :p
    :D Love it!
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    i shit and i stinki shit and i stink Posts: 1,122
    Spike Milligan's famously read "I told you I was ill", but apparently he had two alternatives, the second being "Under This Sod Lies Another Sod". Brilliant.

    I'd go for "Do Not Disturb".
    we're all going to the same place...
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    who turned out the lights

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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Ok, I stole this from a TV programme, but I thought it'd be fitting as it's Halloween tomorrow :)

    What would your epitaph be? And what are some funny one's you may have seen/heard?

    My fave is Spike Milligan's 'I told you I was ill' Also a certain pit members sig.... ;)


    Spike is a god. Don't wanna sound like a twat, but did you know the phrase on Spikes grave is actually spelled out in Gailic or something, in the hope of not encouraging too many on lookers?
    Just thought I'd mention it :o


    mine would probably be...."it's too late looking for him now..."
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    jamie uk wrote:
    Spike is a god. Don't wanna sound like a twat, but did you know the phrase on Spikes grave is actually spelled out in Gailic or something, in the hope of not encouraging too many on lookers?
    Just thought I'd mention it :o


    mine would probably be...."it's too late looking for him now..."
    Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite. :)
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite. :)
    Strangely... I like it better in Gaelic :)
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    Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
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    Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Strangely... I like it better in Gaelic :)
    Pathetically, I had to look it up online. Despite 14 years of learning the damn language, I still couldn't translate single sentence. :p
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Pathetically, I had to look it up online. Despite 14 years of learning the damn language, I still couldn't translate single sentence. :p
    Hey don't worry about it... I can't even speak English proper... :p
    A human being that was given to fly.

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    If there was a reason, it was you.

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    Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Hey don't worry about it... I can't even speak English proper... :p
    Hehe... We're shining examples of linguistic education, clearly. ;)

    As for my epitaph... I dunno. I could go for something witty and creative, or I could go with "I'm With Stupid" and a giant arrow.

    And we all know which I'd pick. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Hehe... We're shining examples of linguistic education, clearly. ;)

    As for my epitaph... I dunno. I could go for something witty and creative, or I could go with "I'm With Stupid" and a giant arrow.

    And we all know which I'd pick. :D
    LOL :D
    Mine would be 'Mmmmm....Jager...'
    A human being that was given to fly.

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    If there was a reason, it was you.

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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite. :)

    Oooh, nice one.
    I read a biog of Spike, not to mention plenty of his books, what a fascinating human being he was :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Speaking of gaelic, I'd quite like "Alba nam beanntan ard, nan acraichean lom".
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Speaking of gaelic, I'd quite like "Alba nam beanntan ard, nan acraichean lom".
    Ok, translate for us non-intellectuals :p:D
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    If there was a reason, it was you.

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    Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Speaking of gaelic, I'd quite like "Alba nam beanntan ard, nan acraichean lom".
    That's Scottish Gaelic, right? Cos otherwise, I forget more of what I learned than I'd like to admit. :p
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Ok, translate for us non-intellectuals :p:D
    It means "I see Scotland of the high mountains and the empty acres".

    I'd like to have my ashes scattered into the wind on Ben Lomond :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    That's Scottish Gaelic, right? Cos otherwise, I forget more of what I learned than I'd like to admit. :p
    Yes it is, don't worry :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    she did her best.
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    pearlzepfanpearlzepfan Posts: 456
    best epitaph ever..


    "Here lies David St. Hubbins, and why not"
    "I'm a thief, and I dig it"
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    pretextpretext Posts: 1,294
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Pathetically, I had to look it up online. Despite 14 years of learning the damn language, I still couldn't translate single sentence. :p

    Give me about a month and I could do it in Old English. ;)

    Mine: "Fuck me."
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Speaking of gaelic, I'd quite like "Alba nam beanntan ard, nan acraichean lom".
    I've been thinking and it's between this and:

    Here lies [my name] (I'm one step ahead of you, potential stalkers)

    Cunt.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    lralle wrote:
    Give me about a month and I could do it in Old English. ;)

    Mine: "Fuck me."
    You should say that in Old English. :D
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    muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    mine: resting...no longer procrastinating...:D












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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,703
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    EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Mine: Look at the gravestone above this one...only my legs fit here. My mind is up there.
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    "Here lies an atheist; all dressed up and no place to go."
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