Epitaphs...

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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    That's Scottish Gaelic, right? Cos otherwise, I forget more of what I learned than I'd like to admit. :p
    Yes it is, don't worry :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    she did her best.
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • pearlzepfan
    pearlzepfan Posts: 456
    best epitaph ever..


    "Here lies David St. Hubbins, and why not"
    "I'm a thief, and I dig it"
  • pretext
    pretext Posts: 1,294
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Pathetically, I had to look it up online. Despite 14 years of learning the damn language, I still couldn't translate single sentence. :p

    Give me about a month and I could do it in Old English. ;)

    Mine: "Fuck me."
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Speaking of gaelic, I'd quite like "Alba nam beanntan ard, nan acraichean lom".
    I've been thinking and it's between this and:

    Here lies [my name] (I'm one step ahead of you, potential stalkers)

    Cunt.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    lralle wrote:
    Give me about a month and I could do it in Old English. ;)

    Mine: "Fuck me."
    You should say that in Old English. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    mine: resting...no longer procrastinating...:D












    p.s. subject to change without notice...:)
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,813
    "the ultimate recycleler"
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Mine: Look at the gravestone above this one...only my legs fit here. My mind is up there.
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    "Here lies an atheist; all dressed up and no place to go."
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Speaking of gaelic, I'd quite like "Alba nam beanntan ard, nan acraichean lom".


    i'm a wee bit rusty, but did you just say "I see Scotland of the high mountains and the empty acres".. cos thats cool :):);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    "never poke a distressed badger in the eye"

    or

    "awesomeness encapsulated"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm a wee bit rusty, but did you just say "I see Scotland of the high mountains and the empty acres".. cos thats cool :):);)
    WOW Dunk! You're good! :D

    ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    "When there's no more room in Hell, Sian will walk the earth"

    ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    I've always liked this line from the Faces' "Had me a real good time":
    I was glad to come
    and I was so sad to leave
    but while I was here
    I had me a real good time

    That seems appropriate somehow
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,813
    or to poach a line from Descatres


    I'm dead, therefore I rot.
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    mickeyrat wrote:
    or to poach a line from Descatres


    I'm dead, therefore I rot.



    that's funny, and appropriate :D
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    "Here lies an atheist; all dressed up and no place to go."
    My favourite yet :)
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09

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