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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Ooh... check you. :rolleyes:

    Too obvious? Or funnier?

    Too obvious, I put quotes I use all the time.

    Besides, any time Shaun's mentioned in my company people always say "you've got red on you" and laugh like a red neck. :rolleyes:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Too obvious, I put quotes I use all the time.

    Besides, any time Shaun's mentioned in my company people always say "you've got red on you" and laugh like a red neck. :rolleyes:

    Because it's funny. :) Things aren't funny just because they have swear words or the word 'gay' in them.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
    Matilda: A what?
    Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.
    Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Because it's funny. :) Things aren't funny just because they have swear words or the word 'gay' in them.

    I didn't say they were :confused:
    and since when has "want anything from the shop" "cornetto" been a gay slur or a curse word?

    :rolleyes:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Jennytree
    Jennytree Posts: 5,340
    Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
    Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?
    This is me:
    http://www.facebook.com/jennytree

    SMELL YER MA!
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
    Matilda: A what?
    Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.
    Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

    BWUAHAHAHA!!!! i'd forgot about Zoolander!

    "I think i'm getting the black lung, Pop *cough*"

    :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I didn't say they were :confused:
    and since when has "want anything from the shop" "cornetto" been a gay slur or a curse word?

    :rolleyes:

    Ah yes, the exception. There was one of those. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Jennytree wrote:
    Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
    Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

    "it's all in the hips" ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    Jennytree wrote:
    Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
    Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?
    I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

    :D
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

    Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06

    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    audiodave wrote:
    I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

    :D

    'You eat pieces of shit?'

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Ah yes, the exception. There was one of those. :)

    yes there was.

    now, quote, or "get outta ma thread!" (Eastenders - Peggy Mitchell ;) )
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
    Matilda: A what?
    Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.
    Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?


    derek zoolander... fucking hilarious. :D:D and i dont even like ben stiller.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    It may be my age, but surely The Life of Brian is the most quotable movie :o

    Biggus Dickus
    welease Woger
    Throw him to the floor sir? Oh yes, Thwow him to the floor
    My personal fave..."call me big nose again, and I'll take you to the fuckin cleaners" :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    BWUAHAHAHA!!!! i'd forgot about Zoolander!

    "I think i'm getting the black lung, Pop *cough*"

    :D

    Such a great film, it always make me cry :D

    Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
    Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
    Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    BWUAHAHAHA!!!! i'd forgot about Zoolander!

    "I think i'm getting the black lung, Pop *cough*"

    :D
    Merman!
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

    Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06

    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    It may be my age, but surely The Life of Brian is the most quotable movie :o

    Biggus Dickus
    welease Woger
    Throw him to the floor sir? Oh yes, Thwow him to the floor
    My personal fave..."call me big nose again, and I'll take you to the fuckin cleaners" :D

    'You're all individuals!'

    'We're all individuals!'

    'I'm not!'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    jamie uk wrote:
    It may be my age, but surely The Life of Brian is the most quotable movie :o

    Biggus Dickus
    welease Woger
    Throw him to the floor sir? Oh yes, Thwow him to the floor
    My personal fave..."call me big nose again, and I'll take you to the fuckin cleaners" :D

    also, Meaning of Life:

    "wafer thin!"

    and Holy Grail:

    *in awful French accent* "I told him we already got one!"

    :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    audiodave wrote:
    Merman!


    "ON NO, BLUE STEEL!" :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    Ho mangiato proprio male. Ma male, male, male...
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
    Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.

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