****Quote thread****

Sian-of-the-dead

Due to my stupidity and a life dedicated to squeezing in as many quotes as possible into my daily life, I keep rolling over the "lets post some quotes" thread in A Moving Train with disappointment, thinking someone has had a genius idea of starting a thread for posting favourite movie/TV quotes....

so I started my own

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Here's to my favourite movie of the minute, Superbad

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.

Fifthelement

"Don't eat yellow snow."

Steve Dunne

Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.

xavier mcdaniel

"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."

DeLukin

Michael Scott: My proudest moment here wasn't when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No no no. It was a young Guatamalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke a word of English, but he came to me and said "Mr. Scott, will you be the godfather to my child?" Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.

PahkTheCah

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

the wolf

"You all look money hungry, and thats good. anybody who says that money is the root of all evil, dosent fuckin' have any. they say money cant buy happiness, well look at the smile on my face. ear to ear baby."

drivingrl

DeLukin wrote:

Michael Scott: My proudest moment here wasn't when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No no no. It was a young Guatamalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke a word of English, but he came to me and said "Mr. Scott, will you be the godfather to my child?" Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.

"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

harmless_little_f***

I've been looking for a Wayne's World quote. The fact is there are too many that I could've used, but here's one:

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Benjamin: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.

Wayne Campbell: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.

Benjamin: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.

Wayne Campbell: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?

Garth Algar: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.

Wayne Campbell: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.

Garth Algar: Here, take two of these! [Dumps two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]

Wayne Campbell: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.

Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.

Wayne Campbell: [holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a generation.

Tom K

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Helen_Keller.jpg

Sian-of-the-dead

A quote from last night's season 2 US Office:

Dwight K Schrute: "Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm... sometimes teenagers use it for sex."

Collin

Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

Bryce: You smell like urine.
Chazz: A lot?

Jimmy: They're laughing at us.
Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

Blades of Glory

Hitch-Hiker

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"

Collin

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"

illegal pants

Cooke: You know what I like best about this car? The price.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1115790080/nm0004886

hehehehe

Sian-of-the-dead

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"

great quote

"Hullo... just me, the weirdo from upstairs... hullo Brian..."

Collin

Jesse: What's up?
Chester: Animal Planet!
Jesse: Man, I just had the craziest dream.
Chester: About what?
Jesse: I don't remember.

Dude, where's my car?


It's scary how some movies resemble real life so much!

Sian-of-the-dead

A select few off the top of my head from my name's sake, Shaun of the Dead



Ed: "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"


Shaun: "Do you want anything from the shop?"
Ed: "Cornetto."


Ed: "All right... gayyy..."


Shaun: "Peeete"
Ed: "Oi! Prick!"


Shaun: "FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!"

harmless_little_f***

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

A select few off the top of my head from my name's sake, Shaun of the Dead



Ed: "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"


Shaun: "Do you want anything from the shop?"
Ed: "Cornetto."


Ed: "All right... gayyy..."


Shaun: "Peeete"
Ed: "Oi! Prick!"


Shaun: "FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!"

You forgot 'You've got red on you.'

and

'Oh, my god!.................... I've been looking for that pen everywhere.'

Sian-of-the-dead

harmless_little_f*** wrote:

You forgot 'You've got red on you.'

and

'Oh, my god!.................... I've been looking for that pen everywhere.'

I didn't, it's just too obvious.

harmless_little_f***

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

I didn't, it's just too obvious.

Ooh... check you. :rolleyes:

Too obvious? Or funnier?