WTF is wrong with me?!

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  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    kh65 wrote:
    Said the drug dealer.

    come on everyone has got to make a living :p
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    genie wrote:
    get drunk, or smoke some spliff it'll calm your nerves down.

    or if you wanna feel like a king take cocaine, you'll feel like the coolest dude alive.

    oh yeah, that's excellent advice for a 15-year-old. :rolleyes: :p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Cobbelstone wrote:
    That's not true.

    Drop the Leash, do you have any female friends, or are you saying you have trouble talking to girls you want to date ?

    girls i want to date
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    eMMI wrote:
    oh yeah, that's excellent advice for a 15-year-old. :rolleyes: :p

    as i said i've got to sell my stash to then put some food on my table :D
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    genie wrote:
    as i said i've got to sell my stash to then put some food on my table :D

    well that's fair enough then. :D
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    why the hell am i so shy??!?!??! around chicks for that matter. i wanna talk to them, but can never get to talk to them.












    if any of you put "youre gay" i will b*tch slap you via telephone



    you're just a regular young guy... its completely normal.. someone had to tell me this as when i was your age is was fucking awesome... so i never had to deal with such frivolities like 'maturing' and 'confidence' ;);)



    you're a good kid... it'll happen... :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    dunkman wrote:
    you're just a regular young guy... its completely normal.. someone had to tell me this as when i was your age is was fucking awesome... so i never had to deal with such frivolities like 'maturing' and 'confidence' ;);)



    you're a good kid... it'll happen... :)


    but if he doesn't mature and sort himself out he will be without a girl for sometime before someone comes along.
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Leash. I think we are trying to say is there isn't anything wrong with you. But if you try and force yourself and don't act natural you won't get as far with the ladies. I used have issues with that too and then as I got older I found my grove. Not bragging but recently I was juggling 7 (ns) that can be a problem but one you will have one day. (I'm down to 2 I had to cut some of them loose.) As my FEMALE barber said "yeah but don't cut the bitches completely off you may want to go back and talk to one of them". That's a true story from today.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    kh65 wrote:
    Leash. I think we are trying to say is there isn't anything wrong with you. But if you try and force yourself and don't act natural you won't get as far with the ladies. I used have issues with that too and then as I got older I found my grove. Not bragging but recently I was juggling 7 (ns) that can be a problem but one you will have one day. (I'm down to 2 I had to cut some of them loose.) As my FEMALE barber said "yeah but don't cut the bitches completely off you may want to go back and talk to one of them". That's a true story from today.

    wow....i wish i had 7 men at the same time

    oooops, i think this sounds like a completely different topic :D
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    eMMI wrote:
    lol. :D
    Even worse is the fact that I asked her name about 4 times and still couldn't work out what it was. Yours is quite easy to understand and spell for a finnish person but this girl was called like... Einorkki Uermkilke or something :D

    Anyway, point is, this girl is shouting her name at me at some noisy party and telling me to look her up on facebook and then she left and I was like "what the fuck was her name?!"

    Disaster. I manage to strike out in the most spectacular fashions. At the same party some girl who had previous come up to me in the student union and told me I looked like Garth from Wayne's World (she was obviously worse than me at the chatting up thing) and then assured me it was meant as a compliment :rolleyes: came up to me and was like "Garth!!!" and preceeded to confound me with her unconventional chat-up lines to the point that I didn't really notice she was interested until she was gone.

    What would Fanch say... bitches ain't shit but hoez n trickz :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    genie wrote:
    wow....i wish i had 7 men at the same time

    oooops, i think this sounds like a completely different topic :D

    It's not all it's cracked up to be. Oh wait, it is.. The hard part is remembering who you told what to and not bumping into one when you are with another one. That can be a bit awkward, shall we say. :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    kh65 wrote:
    It's not all it's cracked up to be. Oh wait, it is.. The hard part is remembering who you told what to and not bumping into one when you are with another one. That can be a bit awkward, shall we say. :)

    yeah, i was just kidding. having 7 guys on the go will be too stressful and exhausting for me. plus i'm monogamous, having another person would be cheating.
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    genie wrote:
    yeah, i was just kidding. having 7 guys on the go will be too stressful and exhausting for me. plus i'm monogamous, having another person would be cheating.

    It's only cheating if they find out. You always have to have your options. It depended on my mood who I wanted to talk to.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    kh65 wrote:
    It's only cheating if they find out. You always have to have your options. It depended on my mood who I wanted to talk to.

    can i ask something.....so they never found out? not even suspected anything?
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    genie wrote:
    can i ask something.....so they never found out? not even suspected anything?
    Hell no! Like Bill Clinton I'm a very accomplished liar. :) But it was getting a bit risky (3 of them lived within 1/2 mile of each other). So, I had to start spinning a few off. I didn't let it go on very long it got too complicated it was probably about two weeks like that.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    kh65 wrote:
    Leash. I think we are trying to say is there isn't anything wrong with you. But if you try and force yourself and don't act natural you won't get as far with the ladies. I used have issues with that too and then as I got older I found my grove. Not bragging but recently I was juggling 7 (ns) that can be a problem but one you will have one day. (I'm down to 2 I had to cut some of them loose.) As my FEMALE barber said "yeah but don't cut the bitches completely off you may want to go back and talk to one of them". That's a true story from today.

    Shit, not too hard to find your 'grove' with such a low 10club number ;)..I personally know at least 10 message pit girls who would do to me what is said in your location for that extra ticket..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Even worse is the fact that I asked her name about 4 times and still couldn't work out what it was. Yours is quite easy to understand and spell for a finnish person but this girl was called like... Einorkki Uermkilke or something :D

    Anyway, point is, this girl is shouting her name at me at some noisy party and telling me to look her up on facebook and then she left and I was like "what the fuck was her name?!"

    Disaster. I manage to strike out in the most spectacular fashions. At the same party some girl who had previous come up to me in the student union and told me I looked like Garth from Wayne's World (she was obviously worse than me at the chatting up thing) and then assured me it was meant as a compliment :rolleyes: came up to me and was like "Garth!!!" and preceeded to confound me with her unconventional chat-up lines to the point that I didn't really notice she was interested until she was gone.

    What would Fanch say... bitches ain't shit but hoez n trickz :p

    lol. what the fock? that name sounds Icelandic. :D
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    The Champ wrote:
    Shit, not too hard to find your 'grove' with such a low 10club number ;)..I personally know at least 10 message pit girls who would do to me what is said in your location for that extra ticket..

    Are any of them cute? Where do they live?

    (I usually end up in row 1 or 2 but probably not this year.)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Man I have that same problem talking to people in general. The best advice is honestly be yourself. When you talk to somebody, dont talk to them expecting some kind of outcome, just talk to them.

    Another thing that helps me is, remember its not gona kill you! You will live on to the next day. :D

    Im sure Im no help, but hey, posting on this thread wont kill me. Nobodys doing to read my post anyway :D
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Snake wrote:
    Man I have that same problem talking to people in general. The best advice is honestly be yourself. When you talk to somebody, dont talk to them expecting some kind of outcome, just talk to them.

    Another thing that helps me is, remember its not gona kill you! You will live on to the next day. :D

    Im sure Im no help, but hey, posting on this thread wont kill me. Nobodys doing to read my post anyway :D

    I read it. :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee

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