WTF is wrong with me?!

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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    genie wrote:
    wow....i wish i had 7 men at the same time

    oooops, i think this sounds like a completely different topic :D

    It's not all it's cracked up to be. Oh wait, it is.. The hard part is remembering who you told what to and not bumping into one when you are with another one. That can be a bit awkward, shall we say. :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    kh65 wrote:
    It's not all it's cracked up to be. Oh wait, it is.. The hard part is remembering who you told what to and not bumping into one when you are with another one. That can be a bit awkward, shall we say. :)

    yeah, i was just kidding. having 7 guys on the go will be too stressful and exhausting for me. plus i'm monogamous, having another person would be cheating.
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    genie wrote:
    yeah, i was just kidding. having 7 guys on the go will be too stressful and exhausting for me. plus i'm monogamous, having another person would be cheating.

    It's only cheating if they find out. You always have to have your options. It depended on my mood who I wanted to talk to.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    kh65 wrote:
    It's only cheating if they find out. You always have to have your options. It depended on my mood who I wanted to talk to.

    can i ask something.....so they never found out? not even suspected anything?
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    genie wrote:
    can i ask something.....so they never found out? not even suspected anything?
    Hell no! Like Bill Clinton I'm a very accomplished liar. :) But it was getting a bit risky (3 of them lived within 1/2 mile of each other). So, I had to start spinning a few off. I didn't let it go on very long it got too complicated it was probably about two weeks like that.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    kh65 wrote:
    Leash. I think we are trying to say is there isn't anything wrong with you. But if you try and force yourself and don't act natural you won't get as far with the ladies. I used have issues with that too and then as I got older I found my grove. Not bragging but recently I was juggling 7 (ns) that can be a problem but one you will have one day. (I'm down to 2 I had to cut some of them loose.) As my FEMALE barber said "yeah but don't cut the bitches completely off you may want to go back and talk to one of them". That's a true story from today.

    Shit, not too hard to find your 'grove' with such a low 10club number ;)..I personally know at least 10 message pit girls who would do to me what is said in your location for that extra ticket..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Even worse is the fact that I asked her name about 4 times and still couldn't work out what it was. Yours is quite easy to understand and spell for a finnish person but this girl was called like... Einorkki Uermkilke or something :D

    Anyway, point is, this girl is shouting her name at me at some noisy party and telling me to look her up on facebook and then she left and I was like "what the fuck was her name?!"

    Disaster. I manage to strike out in the most spectacular fashions. At the same party some girl who had previous come up to me in the student union and told me I looked like Garth from Wayne's World (she was obviously worse than me at the chatting up thing) and then assured me it was meant as a compliment :rolleyes: came up to me and was like "Garth!!!" and preceeded to confound me with her unconventional chat-up lines to the point that I didn't really notice she was interested until she was gone.

    What would Fanch say... bitches ain't shit but hoez n trickz :p

    lol. what the fock? that name sounds Icelandic. :D
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    The Champ wrote:
    Shit, not too hard to find your 'grove' with such a low 10club number ;)..I personally know at least 10 message pit girls who would do to me what is said in your location for that extra ticket..

    Are any of them cute? Where do they live?

    (I usually end up in row 1 or 2 but probably not this year.)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Man I have that same problem talking to people in general. The best advice is honestly be yourself. When you talk to somebody, dont talk to them expecting some kind of outcome, just talk to them.

    Another thing that helps me is, remember its not gona kill you! You will live on to the next day. :D

    Im sure Im no help, but hey, posting on this thread wont kill me. Nobodys doing to read my post anyway :D
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Snake wrote:
    Man I have that same problem talking to people in general. The best advice is honestly be yourself. When you talk to somebody, dont talk to them expecting some kind of outcome, just talk to them.

    Another thing that helps me is, remember its not gona kill you! You will live on to the next day. :D

    Im sure Im no help, but hey, posting on this thread wont kill me. Nobodys doing to read my post anyway :D

    I read it. :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    kh65 wrote:
    I read it. :)
    That made my day! :D lol


    Thanks for the acknowledgment. Now if only people would acknowledge me in real life...
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    eMMI wrote:
    lol. what the fock? that name sounds Icelandic. :D
    BAH!

    :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    kh65 wrote:
    Hell no! Like Bill Clinton I'm a very accomplished liar. :) But it was getting a bit risky (3 of them lived within 1/2 mile of each other). So, I had to start spinning a few off. I didn't let it go on very long it got too complicated it was probably about two weeks like that.

    Well I was kind of like that in college, except I never lied to them. If they saw me out with another girl I would tell them 'We're not dating.. you can go out with whoever you want... I don't care.'

    You'd think that that would piss them off and they would hate me and not talk to me.... but it actually had the opposite effect. They actually started to hate the other girls, and fight over me!:confused:
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • Snake wrote:
    That made my day! :D lol


    Thanks for the acknowledgment. Now if only people would acknowledge me in real life...
    Are you callings us fake?! :eek: :p





    truth be told im talking to her online right now.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Chill out dude, you're young. What's the rush?
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Chill out dude, you're young. What's the rush?

    you were never a 15 year old guy ;):D
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Chill out dude, you're young. What's the rush?

    It's called hormones. :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    cutback wrote:
    you were never a 15 year old guy ;):D
    No, but my son is ;)
    I don't even wanna think about it...He should be at home doing schoolwork ;)
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    kh65 wrote:
    It's called hormones. :)
    With a 12 yr old daughter and a 15 yr old son, my house is awash with hormones at the moment...:o
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    No, but my son is ;)
    I don't even wanna think about it...He should be at home doing schoolwork ;)


    oh i'm sure he's doing his "homework" :eek: :p:D
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    cutback wrote:
    oh i'm sure he's doing his "homework" :eek: :p:D
    :eek:
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • londonwprlondonwpr Posts: 293
    One suggestion - ALCOHOL! It always makes talking to people easier and you'll be less likely to give a shit if you get denied. Good luck!
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  • londonwpr wrote:
    One suggestion - ALCOHOL! It always makes talking to people easier and you'll be less likely to give a shit if you get denied. Good luck!
    you do realize i'm 15 right?
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • londonwprlondonwpr Posts: 293
    you do realize i'm 15 right?

    Actually, no. I just re-read through this post and just saw that you're 15. So, ignore my suggestion! Man, you're too young to be worrying about this stuff. The best years of your life are ahead of you in college. You'll have no problems there!
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  • londonwpr wrote:
    Actually, no. I just re-read through this post and just saw that you're 15. So, ignore my suggestion! Man, you're too young to be worrying about this stuff. The best years of your life are ahead of you in college. You'll have no problems there!
    *puts the cap back on the jack daniels* :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Seriously, focus on sports, school, and goofing off..There will be plenty of time for the chicks to f you over, so don't feel the need to subject yourself if you can avoid it..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    beware, you may get the GTD treatment here!! lol.
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    The Champ wrote:
    Seriously, focus on sports, school, and goofing off..There will be plenty of time for the chicks to f you over, so don't feel the need to subject yourself if you can avoid it..

    amen.

    enjoy your time with your friends doing young/stupid things without the stress of girls.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    amen.

    enjoy your time with your friends doing young/stupid things without the stress of girls.

    i agree with this and the statement above this.
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey DLT10 rent Risky Business ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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