Typical, the one night I didn't drink in the last week is the night you decide to make a drunken thread Trix :rolleyes: If I'd known I would have stayed up to contribute to the sadness-inducing message pit hugs
Hope you aren't feeling too fragile today
I am hanging in there, thank you.
I was crying into my keyboard.
Cate and I were pm'ing.
I was eating the grossest cheese in the world.
My cat slept on my head.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Listen, I am either still drunk or really confused but I remember her passing around a vibrator that had lights blinking and doing this and that.
I mean, truly insane.
That's hot.
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper
I am hanging in there, thank you.
I was crying into my keyboard.
Cate and I were pm'ing.
I was eating the grossest cheese in the world.
My cat slept on my head.
Cats always seem to know when you need a furry hat. At least mine do.
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I am hanging in there, thank you.
I was crying into my keyboard.
Cate and I were pm'ing.
I was eating the grossest cheese in the world.
My cat slept on my head.
Crying? Oh noes :(
Well I'm glad you're in better spirits today. I love how cats can sense when you really need attention, even if they are selfish bastards most of the time
Give me a heads up before you make a drinking thread next time. It's just not right, me missing them, it's just not right.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Well I'm glad you're in better spirits today. I love how cats can sense when you really need attention, even if they are selfish bastards most of the time
Give me a heads up before you make a drinking thread next time. It's just not right, me missing them, it's just not right.
They really are selfish.
:mad:
I mean I have a king sized bed. And yet I end up smothered by that cat.
Why can't she move over?
My dog is good with hugs.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
They really are selfish.
:mad:
I mean I have a king sized bed. And yet I end up smothered by that cat.
Why can't she move over?
My dog is good with hugs.
Hey! Don't be dissin' cats. I'm trying to be nice today.
I'll let this one go as I know you aren't feeling well...
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They really are selfish.
:mad:
I mean I have a king sized bed. And yet I end up smothered by that cat.
Why can't she move over?
My dog is good with hugs.
I think she was giving you love Trix :)
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Hey! Don't be dissin' cats. I'm trying to be nice today.
I'll let this one go as I know you aren't feeling well...
I always thought I was a cat person...trixieCAT. But having Larry, I think maybe I am a dog person. I love her just fine. She is cool. I just wish she wasn't a space invader. And she has to sleep in my room because her and Larry don't get on too well.
The other night I was sleeping, minding my own business and then all of a sudden I hear and feel this insane ruckus. The dog and cat are trampling me and barking and hissing and getting all nuts! At like 3am! I swear I live in a comic strip sometimes. :rolleyes:
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I always thought I was a cat person...trixieCAT. But having Larry, I think maybe I am a dog person. I love her just fine. She is cool. I just wish she wasn't a space invader. And she has to sleep in my room because her and Larry don't get on too well.
The other night I was sleeping, minding my own business and then all of a sudden I hear and feel this insane ruckus. The dog and cat are trampling me and barking and hissing and getting all nuts! At like 3am! I swear I live in a comic strip sometimes. :rolleyes:
haha. I have three cats and none of them like each other. Fights break out 24/7, sometimes on the bed in the middle of the night when we're sleeping. They usually get launched by me at that point.
When they aren't killing each other, they sleep all over us and just turn into dead weight. I swear, I sleep in positions that aren't good for my body just to try and snake in between those comatose devils.
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I always thought I was a cat person...trixieCAT. But having Larry, I think maybe I am a dog person. I love her just fine. She is cool. I just wish she wasn't a space invader. And she has to sleep in my room because her and Larry don't get on too well.
The other night I was sleeping, minding my own business and then all of a sudden I hear and feel this insane ruckus. The dog and cat are trampling me and barking and hissing and getting all nuts! At like 3am! I swear I live in a comic strip sometimes. :rolleyes:
My dog is terrified of my cat, which is amusing since he is a large, pedigree golden retriever and she is a tiny, 13 year-old tabby who still looks about 7 weeks old.
I just sit back with a beer and watch her psychologically bully him. It's amusing
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
My dog is terrified of my cat, which is amusing since he is a large, pedigree golden retriever and she is a tiny, 13 year-old tabby who still looks about 7 weeks old.
I just sit back with a beer and watch her psychologically bully him. It's amusing
aaaaaaahhhh, that's so mean!!!!!!! that poor doggie!!! i never would have thought you had an evil streak in you, you awefull man!!!!
aaaaaaahhhh, that's so mean!!!!!!! that poor doggie!!! i never would have thought you had an evil streak in you, you awefull man!!!!
He could eat her whole if he just had the stones
I do feel sorry for him but it is still amusing
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Jeremy, if I was you, I would run away with the potential of this spelling error.
It's not an error, look at the winking emoticon and everything. I clearly inspire awe in the heart and mind of Linda here, and rightly so
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
My dog is terrified of my cat, which is amusing since he is a large, pedigree golden retriever and she is a tiny, 13 year-old tabby who still looks about 7 weeks old.
I just sit back with a beer and watch her psychologically bully him. It's amusing
I tried to get her to claw him so he would learn to mind his own business.
Finally she did and he seems to have calmed down around her.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I'm going to buy some beer in a bit so I may be hijacking your thread later.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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I was crying into my keyboard.
Cate and I were pm'ing.
I was eating the grossest cheese in the world.
My cat slept on my head.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Cats always seem to know when you need a furry hat. At least mine do.
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Well I'm glad you're in better spirits today. I love how cats can sense when you really need attention, even if they are selfish bastards most of the time
Give me a heads up before you make a drinking thread next time. It's just not right, me missing them, it's just not right.
I am sorry.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
You didn't say anything too scandalous
I'll return the favour sometime
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:mad:
I mean I have a king sized bed. And yet I end up smothered by that cat.
Why can't she move over?
My dog is good with hugs.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
toys plural... i like that
Hey! Don't be dissin' cats. I'm trying to be nice today.
I'll let this one go as I know you aren't feeling well...
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The other night I was sleeping, minding my own business and then all of a sudden I hear and feel this insane ruckus. The dog and cat are trampling me and barking and hissing and getting all nuts! At like 3am! I swear I live in a comic strip sometimes. :rolleyes:
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
haha. I have three cats and none of them like each other. Fights break out 24/7, sometimes on the bed in the middle of the night when we're sleeping. They usually get launched by me at that point.
When they aren't killing each other, they sleep all over us and just turn into dead weight. I swear, I sleep in positions that aren't good for my body just to try and snake in between those comatose devils.
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I just sit back with a beer and watch her psychologically bully him. It's amusing
aaaaaaahhhh, that's so mean!!!!!!! that poor doggie!!! i never would have thought you had an evil streak in you, you awefull man!!!!
Jeremy, if I was you, I would run away with the potential of this spelling error.
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I do feel sorry for him but it is still amusing
aaah just piss off you!!!!!:D
and for your information, i'm trying to act drunk....ok?
Finally she did and he seems to have calmed down around her.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And a fine job you're doing. Keep up the good work. Have another round. Etc., etc.
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well, acting drunk when i'm actually stoned, that is a achievement right?
Hey, I'm just happy you're stoned. That makes two of us!
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erm, drunky drunk drunkyness. Thread integrity blahdidrunk.
OK!!! nice
I am happy now.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I'm glad.
I'm going to buy some beer in a bit so I may be hijacking your thread later.
outstanding!