~*~the 'are yoi drunk thread'*~*

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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    YAY! :):):)

    I'm glad.

    I'm going to buy some beer in a bit so I may be hijacking your thread later.
    It's all yours.
    :)
    Don't go crying into your keyboard or letting your cat sleep on your head.
    You can pm urbanhippie if you are sad...she is a good shoulder to cry on.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It's all yours.
    :)
    Don't go crying into your keyboard or letting your cat sleep on your head.
    You can pm urbanhippie if you are sad...she is a good shoulder to cry on.
    My cat is at my parent's house :( Otherwise I'd be ok with her sleeping on my head.

    And I know, Sarah is brilliant, especially when I'm sad, but I need to stop inflicting myself on people, especially when drunk :o
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    My cat is at my parent's house :( Otherwise I'd be ok with her sleeping on my head.

    And I know, Sarah is brilliant, especially when I'm sad, but I need to stop inflicting myself on people, especially when drunk :o
    Oh sorry.
    :(
    You want mine?
    And why the heck else would there be a pm function? It is there to inflict your misery on others.
    :)
    And don't drink and drive. Take a taxi.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It's all yours.
    :)
    Don't go crying into your keyboard or letting your cat sleep on your head.
    You can pm urbanhippie if you are sad...she is a good shoulder to cry on.
    :):o
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    My cat is at my parent's house :( Otherwise I'd be ok with her sleeping on my head.

    And I know, Sarah is brilliant, especially when I'm sad, but I need to stop inflicting myself on people, especially when drunk :o
    Infict away :) I'm happy to be there.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    My cat is at my parent's house :( Otherwise I'd be ok with her sleeping on my head.

    And I know, Sarah is brilliant, especially when I'm sad, but I need to stop inflicting myself on people, especially when drunk :o

    Send me a PM sometime. I'll tell you to stop all that cry-baby crying and then you won't be sad. Granted, you'll be pissed and think I'm a dick, but you won't be sad.

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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Oh sorry.
    :(
    You want mine?
    And why the heck else would there be a pm function? It is there to inflict your misery on others.
    :)
    And don't drink and drive. Take a taxi.
    Aw, I bet you love your cat really, you're just annoyed at it :)

    I have a major issue with unloading my problems onto other people and then feeling horrified at my own arrogance for assuming that they care which is why drunken PMing is bad. I don't like to take advantage of people's good nature.

    also, pshht, I don't drive anyway but if I did it wouldn't be an issue tonight, I'm going to walk to the shop, buy some beers, walk back, drink it in the house and then presumably fall asleep sitting up on the sofa.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Send me a PM sometime. I'll tell you to stop all that cry-baby crying and then you won't be sad. Granted, you'll be pissed and think I'm a dick, but you won't be sad.

    I'm here to help people, even if my methods are a little avant-guard.
    This is nae a bad idea :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Send me a PM sometime. I'll tell you to stop all that cry-baby crying and then you won't be sad. Granted, you'll be pissed and think I'm a dick, but you won't be sad.

    I'm here to help people, even if my methods are a little avant-guard.
    PM sent ;)

    Dammit J beat me :)
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Infict away :) I'm happy to be there.
    You're sweet :)

    It shouldn't be necessary though. What's to be sad about? Newcastle Brown Ale + music + a whole free weekend = goodness.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    You're sweet :)

    It shouldn't be necessary though. What's to be sad about? Newcastle Brown Ale + music + a whole free weekend = goodness.
    Cool :cool: Mine goes Mark + wine + babysitters = :D:D:D
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Alright kids, it's time to break out the Magners.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Alright kids, it's time to break out the Magners.

    cheers! it's only noon out here james...but enjoy! :D
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    cutback wrote:
    cheers! it's only noon out here james...but enjoy! :D
    It's only 7pm here and I've not had dinner yet but fuck it, I'm thirsty and it has been a long week :D

    And thank you, I will :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Drinking at the office. Nothing better :D
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  • Bathgate66Bathgate66 Posts: 15,813
    how do i miss these late night drunk posting threads ? :confused:
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    if i get drunk tonight i'm going to look at this thread title and think "yeah i am Dunk! "
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I'm just feeling tired rather than drunk :(
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I'm just feeling tired rather than drunk :(
    Experts recommend: keep on drinking.
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I'm just feeling tired rather than drunk :(
    It's 'the wall' J. Keep going, you can do it :D
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I have 2 more of those giant bottles of Magners left but I just don't know if I'm in the mood :o

    What the hell is WRONG with me?! This is not normal.

    :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I have 2 more of those giant bottles of Magners left but I just don't know if I'm in the mood :o

    What the hell is WRONG with me?! This is not normal.

    :p


    I can question your manhood if that would help at all...

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I have 2 more of those giant bottles of Magners left but I just don't know if I'm in the mood :o

    What the hell is WRONG with me?! This is not normal.

    :p


    technically Scotland has just dis-owned you because of this post.


    have a happy life in Englandville sucker!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    technically Scotland has just dis-owned you because of this post.


    have a happy life in Englandville sucker!!!
    Nah, it's ok Dunk, I kept drinking.

    It's all good.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Nah, it's ok Dunk, I kept drinking.

    It's all good.
    Not crying into your keyboard are you?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Not crying into your keyboard are you?


    he's scottish... why would he ruin a perfectly good keyboard?


    he should cry into a bowl of slugs... see if they shrivel and die and/or drown.

    cool!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Not crying into your keyboard are you?
    No, I'm just really fucking bored :(
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    And it's all for me grog,
    me jolly, jolly grog,
    it's all for me beer and tobacco

    for I spent all me tin
    wi' the lassies drinking gin,
    far across the western ocean
    I must wander
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent
    And I told the landlady me money was spent
    I asked her for credit, she answered me nay
    Such a customer as you I can have any day
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Last night as I slept
    I dreamt I met with Behan
    I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
    When questioned on his views
    On the crux of life's philosophies
    He had but these few clear and simple words to say:

    'I am going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing'
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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