Don't go crying into your keyboard or letting your cat sleep on your head.
You can pm urbanhippie if you are sad...she is a good shoulder to cry on.
My cat is at my parent's house :( Otherwise I'd be ok with her sleeping on my head.
And I know, Sarah is brilliant, especially when I'm sad, but I need to stop inflicting myself on people, especially when drunk
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
My cat is at my parent's house :( Otherwise I'd be ok with her sleeping on my head.
And I know, Sarah is brilliant, especially when I'm sad, but I need to stop inflicting myself on people, especially when drunk
Send me a PM sometime. I'll tell you to stop all that cry-baby crying and then you won't be sad. Granted, you'll be pissed and think I'm a dick, but you won't be sad.
I'm here to help people, even if my methods are a little avant-guard.
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Oh sorry.
:(
You want mine?
And why the heck else would there be a pm function? It is there to inflict your misery on others.
And don't drink and drive. Take a taxi.
Aw, I bet you love your cat really, you're just annoyed at it
I have a major issue with unloading my problems onto other people and then feeling horrified at my own arrogance for assuming that they care which is why drunken PMing is bad. I don't like to take advantage of people's good nature.
also, pshht, I don't drive anyway but if I did it wouldn't be an issue tonight, I'm going to walk to the shop, buy some beers, walk back, drink it in the house and then presumably fall asleep sitting up on the sofa.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Send me a PM sometime. I'll tell you to stop all that cry-baby crying and then you won't be sad. Granted, you'll be pissed and think I'm a dick, but you won't be sad.
I'm here to help people, even if my methods are a little avant-guard.
This is nae a bad idea
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Send me a PM sometime. I'll tell you to stop all that cry-baby crying and then you won't be sad. Granted, you'll be pissed and think I'm a dick, but you won't be sad.
I'm here to help people, even if my methods are a little avant-guard.
It shouldn't be necessary though. What's to be sad about? Newcastle Brown Ale + music + a whole free weekend = goodness.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
cheers! it's only noon out here james...but enjoy!
It's only 7pm here and I've not had dinner yet but fuck it, I'm thirsty and it has been a long week
And thank you, I will
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
if i get drunk tonight i'm going to look at this thread title and think "yeah i am Dunk! "
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I have 2 more of those giant bottles of Magners left but I just don't know if I'm in the mood
What the hell is WRONG with me?! This is not normal.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I have 2 more of those giant bottles of Magners left but I just don't know if I'm in the mood
What the hell is WRONG with me?! This is not normal.
technically Scotland has just dis-owned you because of this post.
have a happy life in Englandville sucker!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
technically Scotland has just dis-owned you because of this post.
have a happy life in Englandville sucker!!!
Nah, it's ok Dunk, I kept drinking.
It's all good.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
he's scottish... why would he ruin a perfectly good keyboard?
he should cry into a bowl of slugs... see if they shrivel and die and/or drown.
cool!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
And it's all for me grog,
me jolly, jolly grog,
it's all for me beer and tobacco
for I spent all me tin
wi' the lassies drinking gin,
far across the western ocean
I must wander
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent
And I told the landlady me money was spent
I asked her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a customer as you I can have any day
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Last night as I slept
I dreamt I met with Behan
I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
When questioned on his views
On the crux of life's philosophies
He had but these few clear and simple words to say:
'I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing'
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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Don't go crying into your keyboard or letting your cat sleep on your head.
You can pm urbanhippie if you are sad...she is a good shoulder to cry on.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I know, Sarah is brilliant, especially when I'm sad, but I need to stop inflicting myself on people, especially when drunk
:(
You want mine?
And why the heck else would there be a pm function? It is there to inflict your misery on others.
And don't drink and drive. Take a taxi.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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If there was a reason, it was you.
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Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
Send me a PM sometime. I'll tell you to stop all that cry-baby crying and then you won't be sad. Granted, you'll be pissed and think I'm a dick, but you won't be sad.
I'm here to help people, even if my methods are a little avant-guard.
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I have a major issue with unloading my problems onto other people and then feeling horrified at my own arrogance for assuming that they care which is why drunken PMing is bad. I don't like to take advantage of people's good nature.
also, pshht, I don't drive anyway but if I did it wouldn't be an issue tonight, I'm going to walk to the shop, buy some beers, walk back, drink it in the house and then presumably fall asleep sitting up on the sofa.
Dammit J beat me
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
It shouldn't be necessary though. What's to be sad about? Newcastle Brown Ale + music + a whole free weekend = goodness.
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If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
cheers! it's only noon out here james...but enjoy!
And thank you, I will
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If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
What the hell is WRONG with me?! This is not normal.
I can question your manhood if that would help at all...
Remember, I'm only trying to help.
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technically Scotland has just dis-owned you because of this post.
have a happy life in Englandville sucker!!!
It's all good.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
he's scottish... why would he ruin a perfectly good keyboard?
he should cry into a bowl of slugs... see if they shrivel and die and/or drown.
cool!
me jolly, jolly grog,
it's all for me beer and tobacco
for I spent all me tin
wi' the lassies drinking gin,
far across the western ocean
I must wander
And I told the landlady me money was spent
I asked her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a customer as you I can have any day
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I dreamt I met with Behan
I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
When questioned on his views
On the crux of life's philosophies
He had but these few clear and simple words to say:
'I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing'