Actually, this was yesterday, but I didnt get on the boards yesterday.
So I'm driving down Wilshire Blvd in the Miracle Mile. It's an area in Los Angeles that has a lot of high priced apartment buildings and, also, the home of CBS Radio. Well, anyway, I'm making my way to my next stop and it's getting kinda late in the after noon so traffic is picking up. Well, there is a shitty old Toyota Tercel hatchback next to me and a guy in a red Lexus behind him. I suppose the guy in the tercel was not going fast enough for the guy in the Lexus so the Lexus starts laying on the horn.
Well, the Tercel slows down, almost to a stop, to let a car behind me in front of him. As he does this, the Lexus tries to shoot around the Tercel behind the car he was letting in. Well, the guy in the Tercel noticed this and sped up, blockin the Lexus and trapping him behind me where he was passed by about ten cars as he missed the light. Fuckin' awesome.
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
I was in the mall today and in one store, there was obnoxious club-type music playing. This guy comes up to me and goes "I haven't gotten my dance on in a long time, what are you doing tonight?"
I tried SO HARD to politely excuse myself but I couldn't keep a straight face. I busted out laughing.
So lame. DANCE ON??????
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
And I laughed out loud at the stupid shit that continues to happen at my office, my bosses have their head up their asses. (thank goodness I am a field tech).
You don't happen to work for GE do you?
1/12/1879, 4/8/1156, 2/6/1977, who gives a shit, ...
When my Dad asked for "a pound of beef" when wanting a fist bump...the fist bump alone made me laugh...but when he said "give me a pound of beef" I nearly spit my drink on him!
"I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
This made me laugh out loud - and I think it goes for either spouse, but just happened to be sent to me by a woman.
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE
MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word
is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you
are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow morning, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, 'The frickin' funeral director would be my first
guess.'....
"I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
Oh great, I was drinking coke when I clicked on that and I laughed so hard it went up my nose. Oh the burning sensation...
It's hilarious though
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
that is one boring street... there are about 387 shops called 'coach' on it alone... or did the Scooby Doo cartoon guys design that street?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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W-w-w-why don't you,you,you,you die!!!
Howard makes me laugh out loud EVERYDAY.
2003-6/1, 10/25
2005-8/29, 9/4
2006-7/2, 7/22, 7/23
2008-4/15(EV solo)
2009-9/21, 9/22, 9/28
2011-9/3, 9/4
2012-9/30
2013-7/19, 11/30
So I'm driving down Wilshire Blvd in the Miracle Mile. It's an area in Los Angeles that has a lot of high priced apartment buildings and, also, the home of CBS Radio. Well, anyway, I'm making my way to my next stop and it's getting kinda late in the after noon so traffic is picking up. Well, there is a shitty old Toyota Tercel hatchback next to me and a guy in a red Lexus behind him. I suppose the guy in the tercel was not going fast enough for the guy in the Lexus so the Lexus starts laying on the horn.
Well, the Tercel slows down, almost to a stop, to let a car behind me in front of him. As he does this, the Lexus tries to shoot around the Tercel behind the car he was letting in. Well, the guy in the Tercel noticed this and sped up, blockin the Lexus and trapping him behind me where he was passed by about ten cars as he missed the light. Fuckin' awesome.
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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I tried SO HARD to politely excuse myself but I couldn't keep a straight face. I busted out laughing.
So lame. DANCE ON??????
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg&feature=related
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
whispering hens
You don't happen to work for GE do you?
Points: 0
Total Yards: 77
Rushing Yards: 67
Passing Yards: 10
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
~drawing a chinese take out boxxx tattoo on the asian!!!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
2010 - Newark 5/18 MSG 5/21
2011 - PJ20 9/3-9/4
2012 - MIA Festival 9/2
2013 - Wrigley Field 7/19 Brooklyn 10/18-10/19 Philly 10/22
2015 - Colbert show - 9/23 Global Citizens Festival 9/26
2016 - Philly 4/28-4/29 MSG 5/1-5/2
http://explosm.net/comics/1451/
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
He is a true comedic talent.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
LOL
I am McLovin it!
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE
MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word
is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you
are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow morning, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, 'The frickin' funeral director would be my first
guess.'....
It's hilarious though
that is one boring street... there are about 387 shops called 'coach' on it alone...